I Hate All Foriegners. (1012 hits)
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Submitted by The Director (View user info) at 2006-10-23 14:05:06 EDT
And domestic people too.
Due to a lot of bad decisions in the last few years, my life has gone to shit. Almost to the point of homelessness. I got to where I would take any (legal, non-selling of my mouth for sex) job I could get, just to stay alive. In what has become, in all honesty, a vast improvement, I took a job at an import store. It's basically a store that sells goods from YOUR stupid country to MY stupid countrymen. A nice little deal, that.
I actually enjoy this job. Most people I deal with are very nice. Most people are honest. And I truly do get to meet people from all over the world. Since I can't travel, this is the next best thing.
I find that people from Europe whose native language is not English tend to be very very rude to me. I don't know why that is, but the Germans, the Austrians, the French, the Swiss, the Dutch, etc....they're very seclusive. As an American I'm not really used to that. As most people know (and probably abhore) Americans are very outgoing, and I'm no exception. In fact, in my job, I'm ENCOURAGED to try to engage people in conversation. I find it disconcerting when people either ignore me or give me a weak or fake smile and promptly clam up.
Oh well.
I also find Asians to be very demure (as the stereotype goes) and I find middle easterners to be VERY suspicious of me, as if *I'm* going to arrest them, or hate-crime their turbaned asses, or what have you.
But all that is not why I hate foriegners and Americans alike. This is why I hate people.
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Fat Ugly Australian Woman: "Where are the TimTams?"
Me: "What's a TimTam?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TIMTAMS ARE?!?!??!"
"No."
"WELL IF YOU'D EVER BEEN TO AUSTRALIA YOU'D KNOW WHAT TIMTAMS ARE!"
"Ahem...well, I've never had the good fortune to visit Australia. I once had a fiance from there though. Does that count?"
<Eyeballing me suspicously> "You did eh? From where?"
"Wollongong, NSW"
"What happened then?"
"Er...well...you know...we were very young....and...uh..."
"I'M FROM QUEENSLAND!"
"Ok."
"I'LL NOT BE BACK TO THIS STORE UNTIL YOU HAVE TIMTAMS! LOOK INTO IT! THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 AUSTRALIANS IN THIS TOWN THAT I KNOW OF AND THEY ALL WANT TIMTAMS TOO! HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER! CALL ME WHEN YOU GET TIMTAMS IN!"
She then proceeded to berate me for George W. Bush. I didn't even vote for the guy. Christ.
I've since learned that we had TimTams in at the time, and still do. Only over here, the packaging doesn't say "TimTam" on it like it does in Australia. It says "Arnotts" biscuits or something like that. I'll be sure not to call that fat cow anytime soon...or ever.
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Elderly German Woman: "Jew haff ze Stollen?"
"What's stollen?"
"Iz a cake for ze Germans for ze Christmastime."
"Oh yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. It's like a fruit-cake, right? With icing and marzipan in it? It weighs about 200 pounds?"
<stony glare>
"heh. Uh. Just kidding. I think they're over here. I'll show you."
"YES! ZEES IZ EET! TANKS JEW SIR! TANKS JEW SO VERY VERY MUCH!"
"You're....welcome..."
She then tried to kiss me. I don't like kissing. I may have an obessisive compulsive disorder on that subject. There is something about other people's spit, man or woman, child or grandparent, that makes me cringe.
<backing away>
"You're welcome...."
"JEW DON'T VANT MY KISSES! VAT IS VRONG VICH JEW?!?!
She then proceeded to tell a manager I was rude and ingrateful.
What. The. Fuck.
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American couple with brat kid:
"We want this table. You can just give us this one with a discount becuase it's got a scratch on it."
"I'm sorry. I can't sell you my floor model. Let me see what I have in back."
<after much arguing over this issue, they agreed to take one from the back if one was available. The entire time their shitty fucking kid was banging the holy fuck out of a gong, driving me insane.>
"I'm sorry. (GOOOOONNNNGG) This is my last one. I can order (GOOOOONNNGGG) one for you if you like but it will take 2 to (GOOOOONNNNGG) 4 weeks to arrive."
"No. We'll just take this one with (GOOOOOONNNGGGG) a discount because of the scratch."
"Well I can't sell you (GOOOOOOONNNNGGG) my floor model. It's (GONG GONG GONG GONG) against company policy. I have to have one out at all times so other (GOOOOOONNNGGG) customers can see it and possibly order it for (GOOOONNNGGGG) themselves. If I sold this one I'd be the one responsible for it missing."
"LET US SPEAK (GOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG) TO THE (GOOOOOOONNGGGG) STORE MANAGER RIGHT (GOOOOOOOOOOONG) NOW!"
"Fine."
I went to get the store manager. He took an instant dislike to these people and refused to sell them the table.
"Sorry. I (GOOOOOOOONG) can't allow that one to go."
"WE'RE PAYING GOOD MONEY (GOOOOOOONGGG) FOR THIS TABLE AND IF YOU WON'T SELL IT TO US WE'LL WRITE A LETTER TO YOUR (GOOOOOOONNNG) CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS AND TELL THEM ABOUT THIS!"
"You're welcome to do (GOOOOOONGG) what ever (GOOOOOONGG)....."
The manager then walked over to the kid and SNATCHED the gong drum stick thingy from the kid, who promptly started bawling.
"As I was saying, you're welcome to do whatever you like but I can't sell you this table."
He actually made me love people for a moment there. They sulked out of the store without buying anything but I'm glad. Hopefully they'll not be back.
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I'm closing the store one night. Locking the front doors. A guy runs up to the door and shouts in an English accent:
"Open up! <points frantically at his watch> I've still got two minutes left!"
"Sorry sir. We close at 9:00. Come back tomorrow please."
'MY BLOODY WATCH IS SET TO NASA TIME! I'VE STILL GOT TWO MINUTES LEFT! OPEN THE DOORS!"
"Sir, we go by our clock here in the store, not NASA's clock."
"BLOODY RIDICULOUS! I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSWHERE THEN!"
"Ok. Bye."
I walked away.
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I might continue this if 1) it's received well and 2) I feel like it. In the meantime I have some issues I'd like to address with Australia, England, Iceland, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, South Africa, and Argentina:
Australia: Some of your wine is pretty fucking good. Yellowtail is not. Stop sending it over here. Also, stop sending Vegemite here too. That shit is disgusting.
England: You guys have great beer. And I don't mean Newcastle or Stella. Some of your lesser known brands in my store are fan-fucking-tastic. Keep up the good work. But keep that Marmite shit at home. And all your other spreads too. Sickening.
Iceland: Your caviar made me want to puke. So, thinking my cat would love it, I gave it to him. He took one wif of the shit and gagged. I'm not kidding. Fish eggs made my cat gag. What's wrong with you people?
France: Cocksuckers. Your wine is good. Your attitude sucks. Blow me.
Germany: Stollen is an abhorrition against humanity. And I'm sorry, but your sausages packed in brine are fucking disgusting. But your reisling is good, and so is your beer, so keep that up.
Italy: Great wines, great sausages, beautiful women. I love you guys all around. Love me. LOVE ME!
Spain: Nice olives. How about some beer? Decent wines. Hot women. I speak Spanish. Wanna fuck?
South Africa: Good wines. Stop picking on the Bruthas already.
Argentina: See Spain above, minus the olives.
That is all.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 09:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My life is shit'' ... how many fucking times do we have to hear that? Idiot.
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be interested to hear which particular wines you're geting over there...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
South Africa: Good wines. Stop picking on the Bruthas already.
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Thanks, we're very proud of them.
But dude - about picking on the Bruthas? You're about 13 years behind on your current affairs.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat Ugly Australian Woman: "Where are the TimTams?"
Me: "What's a TimTam?"
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TIMTAMS ARE?!?!??!"
"No."
"WELL IF YOU'D EVER BEEN TO AUSTRALIA YOU'D KNOW WHAT TIMTAMS ARE!"
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I've had Tim Tams before - they are fucking delicious, I can't understand why we don't rebrand them and have them here.
And Vegemite is actually tasty IF you use just a TINY bit
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-25 06:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I might continue this if 1) it's received well and 2) I feel like it. In the meantime I have some issues I'd like to address with Australia, England, Iceland, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, South Africa, and Argentina:
Australia: Some of your wine is pretty fucking good. Yellowtail is not. Stop sending it over here. Also, stop sending Vegemite here too. That shit is disgusting.
England: You guys have great beer. And I don't mean Newcastle or Stella. Some of your lesser known brands in my store are fan-fucking-tastic. Keep up the good work. But keep that Marmite shit at home. And all your other spreads too. Sickening.
Iceland: Your caviar made me want to puke. So, thinking my cat would love it, I gave it to him. He took one wif of the shit and gagged. I'm not kidding. Fish eggs made my cat gag. What's wrong with you people?
France: Cocksuckers. Your wine is good. Your attitude sucks. Blow me.
Germany: Stollen is an abhorrition against humanity. And I'm sorry, but your sausages packed in brine are fucking disgusting. But your reisling is good, and so is your beer, so keep that up.
Italy: Great wines, great sausages, beautiful women. I love you guys all around. Love me. LOVE ME!
Spain: Nice olives. How about some beer? Decent wines. Hot women. I speak Spanish. Wanna fuck?
South Africa: Good wines. Stop picking on the Bruthas already.
Argentina: See Spain above, minus the olives.
That is all.
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I think you nailed us Europians right there. Except Italy and Spain....woah you got them two wrong.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-25 06:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-25 05:57:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wow someone on Ubersite thinks I'm an asshole. Guess I'll go put a bullet in my brain now. Goodbye cruel world.
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I would guess many people find you an asshole.
I bet you could probably add melodramatic, boring and painful to that list as well.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-25 05:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wow someone on Ubersite thinks I'm an asshole. Guess I'll go put a bullet in my brain now. Goodbye cruel world.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-25 05:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
danger ranger, I am highly offended at that jab.
so what if I take a bit o milk in me coffee?
I like it like I like my women
creamy and bitter
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-25 05:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG AUTO EBOLA MAY +2
I ALMOST FORGOT THIS WAS UBERSITE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-25 05:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good job being an asshole
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
* but for their own individual lack OF merit.
Like being able to type. (God damn proof reading)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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"I find it disconcerting when people either ignore me or give me a weak or fake smile and promptly clam up."
Maybe try not being such a pussy.
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"I find middle easterners to be VERY suspicious of me, as if *I'm* going to arrest them, or hate-crime their turbaned asses, or what have you."
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Could have been simply left: I find middle easterners to be VERY suspicious.
(You seem rather tarnished - this little nugget says a lot about your morality and judgment.)
I find people like you annoying. With your pre-packaged hate and garden variety intolerance. I LOVE how convenient these rag-heads are huh? With their hooked noses AND funny hats - gee whiz they sure are easily distinguishable AND they genuinely hold most of us in contempt. (Christ I live here and I find us fairly repulsive, imagine getting a bomb dropped on your kids.)
That makes it easy to feel "uncomfortable". It just so happens I hold people in contempt as well - but for their own individual lack merits.
I honestly wish you could comprehend that even just casually embracing such a stupid level of racism you perpetuate the never ending cycle of small-minded marginalization every culture on this planet is guilty of.
This isn't even good art. Its just... filth.
If you are some sort of writer-type and this IS some sort of high-level literary masturbatory experiment you are conducting by creating such a truly repulsive human being - I do happen to find that very impressive... if not still really fucking boring.
However, I'm guessin' yer really just plain worthless.
Either way, I hated it.
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"I might continue this."
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Please don't.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read it but I saw the picture of the two wieners!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-24 08:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow! We have one of those stores here! I've always wanted to try TimTams, what did you say they were called here?
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Funny, I never got so excited over macdonalds..
Step 1, Bonnie. Score some weed. If you can't find any in America drive to Canada, they got fucking shitloads.
Step 2. Drive home.
Step 3. Burn one down, go to pantry, and open already purchased Timtams.
Step 4. Pour coffee prepared earlier.
Step 5. Bite corresponding diagonal corners off biscuit (cookie). Stick biscuit in black coffee (only poofs and gheys and rad put milk and/or sugar in coffee), and suck coffee through Timtam. Stuff Timtam into gaping piehole and try not to snort.
Step 6. Eat the rest of the biscuits, being mindful of your big fat arse as you do.
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:*( @ my "big fat arse" & "snort"
Danger is a big ol' mean doody head
:*(
I need therapy now. Thanks a lot you A-hole.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-24 08:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow! We have one of those stores here! I've always wanted to try TimTams, what did you say they were called here?
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Funny, I never got so excited over macdonalds..
Step 1, Bonnie. Score some weed. If you can't find any in America drive to Canada, they got fucking shitloads.
Step 2. Drive home.
Step 3. Burn one down, go to pantry, and open already purchased Timtams.
Step 4. Pour coffee prepared earlier.
Step 5. Bite corresponding diagonal corners off biscuit (cookie). Stick biscuit in black coffee (only poofs and gheys and rad put milk and/or sugar in coffee), and suck coffee through Timtam. Stuff Timtam into gaping piehole and try not to snort.
Step 6. Eat the rest of the biscuits, being mindful of your big fat arse as you do.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-24 08:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
with the previous rank , it makes a well-deserved -2 .
although i liked the weeners . (fried , that is..)
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-24 08:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
As a Dutchman (I think I'm the only one on Uber, anyone care to correct me on that?) I wouldn't know where you get that seclusiveness-thing from, I think you might be generalizing Europe a bit. We have an Import store over here, my girlfriend keeps buying those Oreo cookie things. If she grows fat, I'm blaming you.
Post was entertaining, but not ground-breaking or laugh-out-loud funny or anything. Only post a sequel of you think of some really weird anecdotes.
i'm living (existing , that is) also on that drowning island . North-holland 2 b exactly . you live 'round there , aswell ?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-24 08:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aussie beer > British beer. Just stay the fuck away from Fosters.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-10-24 01:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Belgium - Britain. Close enough. +1 for almost marrying a chick from the 'gong and being unhelpful to a Queenslander.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-23 20:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In fact, you Yanks have stopped allowing us to import vegemite. Something about the folate, which the FDA only allows in certain foods.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-23 20:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's amazing - despite being told that woman was Australian, I read her whole diatribe in an American accent because of the fatness, the capital letters and the demanding.
PS. Eat the timtams.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:47:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Never thought I'd say it, but I'm glad you're back. It's good to actually see some interesting writing amidst the seas of alter fights and bickering.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well
Recognised great british beer +2
Don't like Marmite -1
Enjoyed it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
As a Dutchman (I think I'm the only one on Uber, anyone care to correct me on that?) I wouldn't know where you get that seclusiveness-thing from, I think you might be generalizing Europe a bit. We have an Import store over here, my girlfriend keeps buying those Oreo cookie things. If she grows fat, I'm blaming you.
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Not Dutch, but I lived there for a year.
I found the vast majority had no sense of humour whatsoever.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spain has those anchovy (GONG) -stuffed olives, dang, I (GONGG) love those things, they're (GONGGGG) great!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate all Michiganders.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DU NLÄMNA ISLAND UT OM DET HÄR!
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-23 17:08:55 EDT (#)
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JUU TINK YIU MOL BELLER!
ROUND EYE!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-23 16:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this felt like watching eurotrip.
stfu
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deeply informative.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Italians have awesome desserts too.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the article but the French only surrender and drink and if you are going to mention disgusting foods like vegemite you have to mention haggis!
Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. Although there are many recipes, it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver, and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages and savoury puddings of which it is among the largest types. Most modern commercial haggis is prepared in a casing rather than an actual stomach. There are also meat-free recipes specifically for vegetarians which supposedly taste similar to the meat-based recipes.
Actually it's pretty good....when you are REALLY drunk!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As a Dutchman (I think I'm the only one on Uber, anyone care to correct me on that?) I wouldn't know where you get that seclusiveness-thing from, I think you might be generalizing Europe a bit. We have an Import store over here, my girlfriend keeps buying those Oreo cookie things. If she grows fat, I'm blaming you.
Post was entertaining, but not ground-breaking or laugh-out-loud funny or anything. Only post a sequel of you think of some really weird anecdotes.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never thought I'd say it, but I'm glad you're back. It's good to actually see some interesting writing amidst the seas of alter fights and bickering.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never heard of 'em but I like the word TIMTAMS.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:44:01 EDT (#)
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I don't know Shlongy. People seem to be obsessed with them...even Americans that have had them seem to adore them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:38:03 EDT (#)
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How do you think a store would do that sold nothing but TIMTAMS?
I have too much money lying around and I'm looking for a solid investment, so I can be like Loki.
"TIMTAMS 'R US"???
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Arnotts, Forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh wow! We have one of those stores here! I've always wanted to try TimTams, what did you say they were called here?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool, thanks. Looks like I'm going to Paducah.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this entertaining.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An Aussie was attending my University. He brought some vegemite to class one day. Told us he felt sorry for us Yanks because we didn't have vegemite. Anyway, he spread some on little toasty things and had us all try it.
It was all I could do to keep from retching.
Geeze Gawd, that stuff is nasty.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:23:06 EDT (#)
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Go here Filthy: http://www.worldmarket.com/custserv/store_locator.jsp
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ypu sell food gongs and tables......best shop evah!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:21:16 EDT (#)
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What's the name of the shop?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Every time I hear somebody (or every time I) refer to people as foreigners I think about Calvin and Hobbes and their trip to Mars. They find a little gob of goo alien and they both run for their lives. Hobbes says, "I think he's just as scared of us as we are of him." Calvin says, "Why would he be scared of us? He's the wierdo from another planet."
Good times.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:19:00 EDT (#)
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I think you can get some of that stuff in my store Filthy. I know you can get marmite and all kinds of teas. I don't know what the fuck dragon bacon is, or mushy peas or whatever you called it.
There are 300 of my stores in the USA so I'm sure there's one in Indiana or Kentucky or wherever the fuck you are that's not too far away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:18:13 EDT (#)
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Hey, call ME when you get some fucking TIMTAMS in, too, ya lazy fuck.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:14:42 EDT (#)
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Oh how I long for marmite. And Dragon bacon. And mushy peas. And yorkshire teabags. And some dignity.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:10:42 EDT (#)
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Is it? Didn't know that. Whatever. Some of your other stuff is pretty good, bighead.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:09:54 EDT (#)
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stella is belgian