Drseussman’s biotch slapping hotline (883 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.11 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DrSeussman (View user info) at 2006-10-23 15:09:33 EDT
Inspired by Lisa's review in this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/94773
"Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 13:22:48 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 10:14:16 (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I swear, all men are so close to being gay that it isn't even funny.
That's almost true, there are too many metrosexuals. Dammit, where are the strong and rugged cowboys who will sweep us off our feet, belittle our emotions and slap us when we get out of line?"
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So I give to you...... Dr Seussman's Biotch Slap Hotline!!
DON'T WASTE TIME CALL NOW!
If you call RIGHT now you will be entitled to not one but two, I said two, free slaps to be placed anywhere on your person that you'd like.
Hubby not knocking you around enough? Girlfriends won't engage your little temper tantrums and smack some sense into you?
WELL THEN LISTEN UP! Call Drseussman's Biotch Slap Hotline right now and you get not one, not two, BUT THREE teeth chattering, butt whelping, and bad banana bruising slaps from the master himself.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! MORE YOU SAY? YES MUTHAFARKA WITH A SLAPPER ON A PLANE MORE DAMMIT!
If you act now the first 500 callers will get not only the deal of lifetime with 3 slaps but they will also receive at no extra cost my patented self slapper!
That's right you don't always have to pay for it or constantly talk back to the old man! All you have to do is attach the rubber suction cup to the refrigerator and pull back on the spring loaded SEUSS HAND.
Enjoy for hours as your FACE/ASS/EAR/ well deserved body part enjoys hours and hours of stimulating, satisfying, scintillating, bod slappin' action!
CALL NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
Owned and operated since the dawn of time. Equal opportunity biotch slapper.
User Reviews
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:25:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:35:38 (#)
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Do me! Pull my hair and punch me in the mouth, too. And don't forget to call me a white trash hussy.
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I set up the hotline for you, call the number!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:35:38 EDT (#)
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Do me! Pull my hair and punch me in the mouth, too. And don't forget to call me a white trash hussy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-23 18:01:34 EDT (#)
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AUTO +2 FOR BADTZ MARU
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:58:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:44:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
How many muscles does it take to curb someone?
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Pentameter?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:47:38 EDT (#)
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I drew that picture.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:45:18 EDT (#)
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Hey I'm not gay damnit. I fuck guys they don't fuck me. Plus I've had many a rugged beard. GRRRR
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
more like a light spanking
with a riding crop on the tush!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many muscles does it take to curb someone?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
Guys take so much offense to that statement, yet you all do the GAYEST things when you're together.
By the way, are you implying that you want to bitchslap me? Because if you do, you're going to have a serious problem on your hands. My body gaurd is a wolverine that I keep high on angeldust.
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"My body gaurd is a wolverine that I keep high on angeldust. ", I think I love you!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:28:32 EDT (#)
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R.I.P, E-Z, you A.I.D.S. infested nigga.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Made Me Think of NWA Lyrics +2
Crusin' down the street in my six fo'
Jockin' the bitches, SLAPPIN' THE HOs
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there, cold shootin' some hoop
a car pulls up, who can it be
It's a fresh el camino, rollin' kilo-G
He rolls down the window and starts to say
It's all about makin' that G T A
Cuz' the boyz in the hood are always hard
Come talkin' that trash, and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life, but to be legit
Don't quote me boy I ain't said shit.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Guys take so much offense to that statement, yet you all do the GAYEST things when you're together.
By the way, are you implying that you want to bitchslap me? Because if you do, you're going to have a serious problem on your hands. My body gaurd is a wolverine that I keep high on angeldust.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hitting bad, but Bad Batz Maru good.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Should have mentioned you to Pentameter, my bad!!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-23 15:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eh I got nuthing today.