Some pants stories (912 hits)
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Submitted by Quari Smyt <daglassawasta.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-28 00:42:59 EDT
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That message inspired me to tell you about two stories about my pants. They both happened when I was walking home from school, and it's a good thing barely anyone saw me.
The first one happened one day when I was walking on my normal route home. I play lacrosse, and I was practicing cradling (incase you don't know what that is, it's where you move your stick around to keep the ball in) and I messed up. The ball fell in a puddle. Now, I could have just stuck my stick in the puddle to get the ball out but it's not good to get the mesh of the stick wet, so instead I decided to reach in with my hand and get the ball out. I squatted down and heard this loud rip, and felt a great amount of stress on my buttocks disappear... great. I grabbed the ball, got up, and left. I don't think anyone I know saw me...
I got home and the hole was huge.
I don't feel like going into much detail on the second one, so I'll make it short. I was taking the same route, and a fence that was normally open was closed, so I had to climb it. When I put my leg over the top; I heard a rip. I looked over and my pants ripped a hole where my keys were. Wasn't too bad though, my mum patched it up.
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Submitted by GrawpNHagger (user info) at 2003-07-27 02:16:05 EDT (#)
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that was sooo funny.....
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-28 08:20:49 EDT (#)
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maybe you;re genitalia is so large that it puts too much stress on you're britches.
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-06-28 00:55:40 EDT (#)
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They were just cheap pants, they fit fine normally. Cheap denim.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-28 00:52:39 EDT (#)
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I refuse to wear pants.
Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-06-28 00:45:30 EDT (#)
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Get bigger pants.