All this UM shit is boring and sicosemen is a faggot (688 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-10-24 10:03:13 EDT
I replaced the battery in my iPod yesterday.
Apple wants to gut you $100 for this service, when I ended up out of pocket only $10. Interested? http://www.batteryspace.com .
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Speaking of money, fuck it. You know? People who have too much of it become desensitized assholes who get off on subjugation. For concrete examples, see Shlongy or George W.
There's this button on the server box which sits right next to my computer here at work. There are two buttons on there that I *really* want to press, just to see what happens.
They are labelled 'bank' and 'scan channel'. There's a little bracket which indicates that if you press both at the same time, 'reset' happens.
Oooo ... reset.
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As kids my brothers and I would sneak into the fenced-off backyard of one of our neighbors, Mr. Phillips.
Why?
Why else? He had a trampoline.
When you're 13, trampolines are THE be-all-end-all of non-stop entertainment. For even more fun we would 'double-up' on someone while jumping, making them jump REALLY high. This took precision timing and a lot of nuts if you were the one being propelled.
I remember witnessing my first broken arm due to a miscalculated double-up. That shit was nasty. All zig-zag and stuff ... with the bone poking out. His arm was definately all everywhered up. I think I puked up on sight of it but I don't remember exactly.
Surrounding the trampoline was yet another kid deterrent - an electric fence. But oh if the owner only knew how certain deterrents can make for endless amusement for preteenaged boys.
To test if the fence was actually 'on', we would simply pick a leaf from a tree and hold it against the wire. If a faint, sustained buzz was felt then surely there was power running through the lines. In this case, we'd just throw a rug on it and hop right over.
We would also joke about pissing on the fence but no one would have the nuts enough to do it until Jesse was bet $20 worth of baseball cards. He certainly pissed on the fence, while it was on, and then suffered 3rd degree burns on his pen0s.
He never got his baseball cards. Maybe I should try to find him now that we're adults and pony up.
Then again ... maybe I shouldn't.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:50:55 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:04:28 EDT (#)
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Mental retardation (also called mental handicap) and, as defined by the UK Mental Health Act 1983, mental impairment and severe mental impairment) is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of basic motor and language skills ("milestones") during childhood, and a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as an adult. One common criterion for diagnosis of mental retardation is a tested intelligence quotient (IQ) of 70 or below.
People with mental retardation are people who are usually described as having developmental disabilities
You, sir, are a retard.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-25 00:22:11 EDT (#)
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I likes this kid.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:46:45 EDT (#)
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FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:21:45 EDT (#)
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We would also joke about pissing on the fence but no one would have the nuts enough to do it until Jesse was bet $20 worth of baseball cards. He certainly pissed on the fence, while it was on, and then suffered 3rd degree burns on his pen0s.
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And now I've actually read it.
Christ man, at least make your lies believable.
Take it from a liar, truth helps.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:19:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:15:16 EDT (#)
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Good point, but have you ever thought about this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B5cM1YY1AGI&mode=related&search=
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:07:45 EDT (#)
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SUPERFRIENDS!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:29:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:14:26 EDT (#)
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Mindless +2 onaccounta I closed on ma house today.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-10-24 17:24:22 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, lookit all the nerds falling all over themselves to refute the burned penis story.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-24 15:19:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:09:32 (#)
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The Handle "Oathmeal" is synonymous with the words "boring" and "faggot".
Don't try and assosciate anyone else with your niche of retardation, cocksucker.
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Don't listen to Sfaggy, he's just jealous of all the attention you get.
I am being quite serious, Bret.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-24 14:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:10:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
2 - I wish I had an I-Pod; I-Tunes will suffice, since I never leave the apt. *sob*
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kaos, you gotta get a nano, man. Tiny as fuck, flash memory means no disk gets jiggered when you eja- I mean when you are doing stuff, and since you already have a mac music management is a breeze.
Best $250 I've spent in years.
Oathmeal, +2 for that damn battery link. Thanks, kid.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-24 14:15:15 EDT (#)
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What's funny is you actually display more writing ability than some of the idiots feuding with you, but the whole thing, on both sides, is moronic.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-24 14:00:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94844#2196837
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-24 13:59:57 EDT (#)
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2nd fag below.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-24 13:55:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94867#2196825
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-24 13:51:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94867
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-24 12:19:06 EDT (#)
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I want to +2 all of your posts, out of pity, but that's fucking boring too. Here you go bro. I didn't think this was all that bad even if you embelished on the truth to make the story more interesting. I embelish all the time. I say embelish on.
ANNNNNNND
TALLADEGA WOOOOOOOOHOOO! GO D.E. Jr.!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-24 12:11:33 EDT (#)
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rad always strives to be like me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:59:39 EDT (#)
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i call bullshit on the burnt penis
I saw it on mythbusters.
doesnt work that way.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:44:40 EDT (#)
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RE: Third degree burns.
Third degree burns invole CHARRING of the skin, and are usually associated with complete nerve destruction, and in many cases amputation due to the large potential for infection.
Secondly, when you get burned from electrical current the burns are usually minor, because the damage is usually internal. So you could get shocked with 110v and have 2nd degree (blisters ect.) and have severe renal, heart, or liver damage. If you were to get electrocuted and sustain 3rd degree burns, you would most likely be dead.
The other problem is that he was either insulated from the ground due to his sneakers, or he sustained MASSIVE burns on his feet, as the exit source of the electricity would have cause far more damage than the entrance.
Pretty much this is a lie, and you'r a liar.
Fuck you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:43:34 EDT (#)
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I can't believe this friendless virgin asshole just lumped Shlongy in with GWB.
That REALLY hurts.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:39:23 EDT (#)
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Ok, queer bait, let me tell you something. If you use my name correctly in the title of a post, it will be a hit whore exstravaganza. The only reason I'm +2ing this post is because it has my name in it, and you did do me a solid yesterday. So enjoy this.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:24:44 EDT (#)
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Mythbusters has proven several times that peeing on an electric fence will not cause burns of any kind to any part of one's own body.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:19:39 EDT (#)
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I though them reliable stand up guys on myth busters poo-poo'd the whole pissing on a live wire/line thing?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-24 11:02:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:51:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:50:34 EDT (#)
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Well that's because it sucks
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:19:53 EDT (#)
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-2 You didn't settle a bet.
+2 I had too much fun with electric fences in my time.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:16:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:11:32 (#)
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Booze wore off.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:10:43 (#)
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A whimsical journey into the workday ennui of Everyman USA.
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I love this woman.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:13:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:11:32 EDT (#)
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Booze wore off.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:10:54 EDT (#)
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1 - BOO!!! UM has been fucking great this round!
2 - I wish I had an I-Pod; I-Tunes will suffice, since I never leave the apt. *sob*
3 - You speak of PC related things and my Apple E-Mac is superior.
4 - Trampolines???
5 - Electric fence + young boys = hours of intentional injury and hysterics
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:10:43 EDT (#)
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A whimsical journey into the workday ennui of Everyman USA.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:09:32 EDT (#)
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The Handle "Oathmeal" is synonymous with the words "boring" and "faggot".
Don't try and assosciate anyone else with your niche of retardation, cocksucker.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:09:25 EDT (#)
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If everyone ignores this friendless nobody, he will have no reason to live and will off himself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-24 10:09:06 EDT (#)
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