Uberia XXV: The Fall of Ubersite (494 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Nova <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-24 22:09:39 EDT
Lord of the Post stood out, looking over a small army that Razor had brought together over the past year during Lord's sabbatical. From Ubersite's forceful takeover, the rising of the triad, Boss Gates and the army of Microsof(T), and finally the fear of the blue sky of death, all hope seemed lost.
Now, as he stood with Razor, overlooking about 20-30 willing fighters, he had realized a hopeless fact, Ubersite, and Uberia, was lost.
Lord of the Post looked into the heart of the blue sky, noting that barely visible words were beginning to appear in the sky, the second sign of impending world doom.
"Razor," Lord of the Post yelled to grab his attention, slowly pointing to the north, towards Ubersite, "It's over".
He pointed towards their fate. Hundreds and thousands of post-killers, hundreds of tribes united now in power and outnumbering Razor's small band of merry men by the tens of hundreds.
The flamboyantly armored Ghey clan, The deprived and always depressed Emo clan, The vengeful and angry Goth clan, and the self-proclaimed literary critics clan. Every post-killer, past and present, were moving towards them.
"You aren't welcome here old-timer," proclaimed JonnyX, as he marched toward Razor's ill-prepared army, his bare chest exposing a tattooed compendium of his least-shitty posts from last year. "You are the last of the ancients, and today you die," growled the bestial Kaos-King, his lips curling over his fangs. New faces filled the northern horizon. After only a year, new blood had taken Ubersite, possibly even Uberia.
Lord of the Post looked over to Razor, noting the tiny beads of sweat forming on his forehead, he nodded in confirmation, looking back at his men who all began to take up their arms.
The massive crowd of new bloods began to slowly part as a man dressed in royal garb stepped forward.
"You and your people have been declared as outlaws, outnumbered, and extinct Razor" announced the royal figure. "I am King Awesome Face, and today is the final day of reckoning. A tiny little frog-like creature leapt through the crowd and hopped on King Awesome Face's shoulder, "Tell him the best part m'lord, heh...heh heh...heh.." The king held up his hand "SILENCE FUNGAH!"
"What my little friend was eluding towards, is that you have a choice" Razor spit on the ground in front of King Awesome Face, "We'll not bow down to the likes of you post-killer!"
Shlongy broke free from the crowd, issuing a crushing post-kill called "Still Shlongy after all these years" towards Razor before he could react, Lord of the Post held out the back of his hand allowing the Post-kill to slap against his hand, slowly fading the post-kill before it reached Razor's face.
Five of Razor's men leapt towards Shlongy, and a sea of confusion ensued, as the crowd rushed forward, Razor's men were dropping like flies, outnumbered by the sheer despicable posts that flew across. Razor took out Stabkill and Rockdocc in one quick post, while Lord of the Post grabbed the rushing Ghola by his neck and drove him into the ground. The mob was interrupted by a thunderclap followed by a blinding red light, driving Razor and Lord of the Post to their knees.
"Shlongy, all of you, back into the crowd you fools!" The heavy breathing Shlongy glared at Razor, Razor's hands filled with the power of the post, and slowly backed down, followed by the others who emerged from King Awesome Face's army.
"What is your proposal Awesome Face?" asked Lord of the Post, "What do you want from us?"
The king's chapped lips cracked open as he grinned, "You are now alone, all of your men are dead, only you two remain." Razor looking around at the stated obvious and said "um.. ok... so answer Lord of the Post's question asshat." Whispers of "oh-nos" could be heard throughout the crowd, as the King's grin turned grim. "You have two choices, fight us to the death, which as you can see is hopeless, or..... fight each other to the death. The crowd began to grow disturbingly loud, whispering and speaking to each other "Fight to the death" yelled one from the crowd, "Let us rip you apart" screamed another.
"The winner will go free, free to roam Ubersite without the fear of being hunted, if you choose to fight each other."
Lord of the Post looked at Razor, then looked out among the sea of post-killers just waiting to engulf them, held back only by this King's word, "You have one minute to choose"
Do they fight a hopeless battle, or duel it out with each other for freedom. You decide.
Witness this tale from the beginning, before Uberia Wars and before Uber Assemble, there was the beginning...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23306
Catch up to speed by reading the summary of the preceding chapters
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57392
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87282
User Reviews
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Evidently, I have met my demise as well.
Maybe I did before and I just don't remember.
Anyway, +2 for you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in this.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lord of the Post grabbed the rushing Ghola by his neck and drove him into the ground
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who are you?
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good to see some old faces, I'm bringing this to a swift halt my friends as it seems there is a lack of interest (hell after one year it's hard to catch up with names, newbies, youngsters alike lol) so trying to slam the door on this one.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where you been dawg
that's right I said dawg
get over it
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow we need to have this Uberia series and The Uberia Wars meet up.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I die?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait....
I'm not a frog.
DAMN YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap I never knew this was still going.
I thought it died after my entry. YES!
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-25 15:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola my apologies, catching up after a year long sabbatical... will not make the same mistake twice... :)
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:46:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
People still think Ghola is male?
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sigh.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:37:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
the SUPERFRIENDS offer you their protection
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Yes we do!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Youarsoghey.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the SUPERFRIENDS offer you their protection
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. I own an army.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-24 23:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I wouldn't have finished this series but I saw this video and it reminded me of Ubersite
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B5cM1YY1AGI&mode=related&search=
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
People still think Ghola is male?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why am I never in these things? I'm the glue that holds Ubersite together.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was dumb back then, and it's outdated and dumb now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/whitneyChromatic.swf
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-24 22:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mindless +2 onaccounta I closed on ma house today.