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Julianna Wetmore: Courageous Young Girl or Outrageous Young Abomination, We Report, You Decide (2887 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.25 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2006-10-25 03:49:39 EDT


Julianna Wetmore: Courageous Young Girl or Outrageous Young Abomination, We Report, You Decide

The birth of a child is normally a happy occasion, full of joy and hope for the future. Sometimes however it is an occasion for sadness, for weeping and for burlap sacks full of rocks (and babies) and a trip to the lake. Stillbirths and miscarriages are examples of these sad births. Same with the birth of Julianna Wetmore.

For those of you unfamiliar with the sad and sickening story of Julian Wetmore please check out and explore this link:

http://www.julianawetmore.net/pictures.php



Basically her problem is thus:


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Juliana, was born with a birth defect called Treacher Collins Syndrome, she is missing 30-40% of the bones in her face. Juliana has been through 21 surgeries and will undergo an unknown number in the future years.
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Now, instead of doing what any sane person would do and quietly disposing of the fucking thing into the medical waste bin out back of the hospital, the parents decided to raise it as A GODDAMN HUMAN BEING! AND MAKE A FUCKING WEBSITE ABOUT HER!!

Read her heart warming and stomach churning story at the website there for more info (the baby pics are even worse than the ones I used on this post).

Anyway I started thinking about what this poor beast of a girl could do in the future in the way of a job or career once her parents die or she escapes from her shackles in the attic. I think we can all safely assume this young Juliana is not going to ever meet Prince Charming, nor even Prince Shit-Bag. We can also safely assume she won't be working in the porn or food service industry or where there are any interactions with human beings at all.

Below I made a few photoshops of a few possibilities I think Juliana might be able to pursue as a career.


CONTEST:

Feel free to make your own photoshop ideas for jobs Juliana can do and link them to this post. I will give the best one +2s on their last 3 posts.



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User Reviews


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

COME BACK

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-05 08:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:05:03 (#)
Ranking: -2

i can't believe this has such a high rating...you people are sick

Submitted by Serfuzz (user info) at 2006-11-20 13:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i can't believe this has such a high rating...you people are sick

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-10-26 21:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Every bit as wrong, horrible, and sending-my-soul-to-hell-on-a-shutter as the baby skin condom post. Of course I loved it.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-10-26 21:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She gives sloppy head.

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Ranking: 2

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suck my cock

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-10-26 20:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ITS A TRAP

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-26 19:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-10-26 19:37:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:25:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-10-26 03:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-10-26 03:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Jack, her dad's in the military, so the U.S. taxpayers are paying for all of her operations. (After which, even the doctors admit, she won't be anywhere near normal enough to even function on her own in society.) And to locksly, Something Awful did a piece on this girl a couple months back, so it's not like people aren't discussing this already. Her parents did put up that site, after all. They didn't have to make her a public spectacle, but they chose to anyway. I guess it wasn't enough for them to get all that free medical care, they had to show the world what selfless, suffering saints they are.

The poor thing has to eat and breathe through a tube in her fucking neck! And to top it all off, people with this syndrome also have normal intelligence. I hate to say it, but it probably would've been a blessing to her if she was born severely retarded. But hey, her parents were thoughtful enough to at least have the deafness she was born with corrected! Now she can hear every horrible thing people say (punctuated by the screams of terrified children), and with her normal intelligence, understand every word of it.

I think her stupid parents should just cut the bullshit, put her in a big pickle jar, and start pimping her ass out for Halloween parties. You know they want to.



Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-25 21:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:19:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Normally I'd -2 something like this, but jesus, the Star Wars thing...


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gross...

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack's right...

The Star Wars thing makes this pure gold.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-25 15:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, ohhh god yes...

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can't help but think "The Goonies"....

"HEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUYYYYS"

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyway I started thinking about what this poor beast of a girl could do in the future in the way of a job or career once her parents die or she escapes from her shackles in the attic. I think we can all safely assume this young Juliana is not going to ever meet Prince Charming, nor even Prince Shit-Bag. We can also safely assume she won't be working in the porn or food service industry or where there are any interactions with human beings at all.

--

At least she could find solace on Uber.



I saw some Discovery channel thing about on the eve of her 4,236th surgery and all I could think was what a great medical plan her parents must have.

Normally I'd -2 something like this, but jesus, the Star Wars thing...


Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember a few years ago when I was talking to a family friend, she told us how when she was pregnant with her youngest son the Dr. encouraged her to get an abortion. There was a problem with his stomach being on theoutside of his body, and perhaps having a hole. The kid is 5 and perfect. I used to look at that and think if I was in a similiar position I would risk it.



Not anymore.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man, +2 for just looking at those pictures for long enough to photoshop them.

You brave, brave man.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:19:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't mind tasteless or shock value but this is someones website for their child, If it was a public figure or politician I would say its fair game but its not so here's my -2

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Public website = fair game.

Get off your moral high horse and back on your daddy's cock, shitbird.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-25 12:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh jesus fuck why God why?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-25 12:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rocky...road?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-25 12:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-10-25 11:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I will have nightmares for months. Thank you.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

So THIS is the result of Sloth's incestual one night stand with Mama Fratelli in "Goonies"...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I'm going to hell for positively rating this

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2, Spokes-monster.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

So THIS is the result of Sloth's incestual one night stand with Mama Fratelli in "Goonies"...

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"It's a trap."

"Spokes-monster."

"younger, hotter Bette Midler."

Gold.


And for the n00b - Vermin invented tasteless.

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

VERMIN AUTO +2!!!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-25 05:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DID YOU CONSIDER THAT MOVIE "MASK"

YOU KNOW

1985

CHER

ERIC STOLZ

http://bomben.se/graphics/images/619.jpg

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"It's a trap"

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:13:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:03:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

its not a trap it some fucking asshole trying to outdo method in the 'tasteless, shock value' category.
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obviously, you're new here. vermin has been doing tasteless before method and is rather good at it.

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Thank you, low on time these days but still get the occasional itch to post here. Sadly tastlessness seems to be a bit on the wane these days. Doing my small part to reverse that sad trend.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't mind tasteless or shock value but this is someones website for their child, If it was a public figure or politician I would say its fair game but its not so here's my -2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:13:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:03:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

its not a trap it some fucking asshole trying to outdo method in the 'tasteless, shock value' category.
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obviously, you're new here. vermin has been doing tasteless before method and is rather good at it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:10:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut up Lockedcock. This is fucking hilarious. A lot more entertaining than YOUR posts...

Oh wait....
__________

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:03:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

its not a trap it some fucking asshole trying to outdo method in the 'tasteless, shock value' category.
===
obviously, you're new here. vermin has been doing tasteless before method and is rather good at it.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut up Lockedcock. This is fucking hilarious. A lot more entertaining than YOUR posts...

Oh wait....

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd fuck her mom but if she got pregnant I'd disappear somewhere in Antartica.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 04:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

its not a trap it some fucking asshole trying to outdo method in the 'tasteless, shock value' category.


wow, very funny I wish I could appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 03:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IT'S A TRAP! HAHAHA!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 03:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-25 03:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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