My Heritage sucks (I know it is so last week) (960 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2006-10-25 07:25:43 EDT
Most of you have probably heard of it. I was bored enough last night to play with it.
http://www.myheritage.com/ Has a link for face recognition. It will scan in your picture and then tell you what celebrity you most look like.
I think a monkey flinging its poo at pictures stapled to a wall would have slightly more accuracy.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-04-26 10:03:42 EDT (#)
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you could be his stunt double. if he did things with stunts.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-25 14:39:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-04-25 14:31:22 EDT (#)
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you really do look like bob saget
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i don;t see that at all.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-04-25 14:31:22 EDT (#)
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you really do look like bob saget
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-20 13:06:48 EDT (#)
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haha awesome.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-09 23:58:14 EDT (#)
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first picture looks like Guy Pearce.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-09 23:08:36 EDT (#)
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You look like a more red-headed version of Brian from Anchorman.
Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-09 22:57:26 EDT (#)
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i got a Dr Cox from scrubs vibe from your 3rd pic. maybe thats just me but
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:28:51 EDT (#)
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Im surprised for your 2nd picture, it didn't show Scott Weiland for your number 1 match.
I could have mistaken you for his mug shot.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 19:11:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:56:07 (#)
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I JUST watched "Full Metal Jacket" last night, so this dude was in my head.
I couldn't find any older pictures of him, really, but I think this one is pretty good... http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/adam_baldwin/main1.jpg
He looked more like you when he was younger and has totally different eyes, but the nose and mouth are a lot similar than any of the fucking choices given to you from that site, especially when compared to your 2nd photo.
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I always knew somebody would call me a baldwin, I just thought it would be a chick in the early 90's.
Actually I have been compared to him before,
except I am about a foot shorter...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-25 16:56:07 EDT (#)
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I JUST watched "Full Metal Jacket" last night, so this dude was in my head.
I couldn't find any older pictures of him, really, but I think this one is pretty good... http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/adam_baldwin/main1.jpg
He looked more like you when he was younger and has totally different eyes, but the nose and mouth are a lot similar than any of the fucking choices given to you from that site, especially when compared to your 2nd photo.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 15:55:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-25 15:37:43 (#)
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That moustache isn't real, is it?
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I actually had a goatee, but with the work I was doing I had to wear a gas/oxygen mask, so to make a seal I had to shave off the bottom portion. I figured it was a good time to rock out the moustache for a while.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-10-25 15:37:43 EDT (#)
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That moustache isn't real, is it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 15:26:03 EDT (#)
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you can joke about what you want.
but there is so much people with mental conditions here, they are the majority in face...you never know!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 14:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:42:30 (#)
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you are a schizo?
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Not really, just some of the run of the mill bad Uber self depreciating humor.
If we can't joke about the mentaly ill what can we joke about?
Oh that is right this is Uber, we can joke about rape and retards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:42:30 EDT (#)
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you are a schizo?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:30:27 EDT (#)
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Marilyn and Rebecca?
That explains the mysterious erections I get whenever I read one of your posts.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 13:06:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:53:10 (#)
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you reallly look like an old friend of mine.
he's kind of a schizo though
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So we have more in common than looks?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:53:10 EDT (#)
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you reallly look like an old friend of mine.
he's kind of a schizo though
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:33:35 EDT (#)
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Shave the fucking taint brush, bro.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:31:03 EDT (#)
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Horrible grammar= -1
looking like ben stiller in starsky and hutch= -1
dropping this line: "I was bored enough last night to play with it"= +1
cool find= +1
overall score of 0.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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dude we're brothers!!!
i mean siblings.
yeah you know what i mean.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:13:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:59:23 (#)
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for my full face camwhore (blech) i got, anna paquin (80%), demi moore (80%), candace cameron (wtf dj tanner!?!), amanda peet, fiona apple (i look like a crackwhore obviously), rachel leigh cook (i've heard that before), and i could be jason biggs' or christian slater's love child. and some lady audrey tautou.
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jason biggs popped on one of mine.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:05:25 EDT (#)
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That's a cool website
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 10:03:19 EDT (#)
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ok, i knew that sounded familiar... i look like amelie???
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:59:23 EDT (#)
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for my full face camwhore (blech) i got, anna paquin (80%), demi moore (80%), candace cameron (wtf dj tanner!?!), amanda peet, fiona apple (i look like a crackwhore obviously), rachel leigh cook (i've heard that before), and i could be jason biggs' or christian slater's love child. and some lady audrey tautou.
for the first camwhore i did i got no matches. proving that at some angle i'm an original. i tried my ferret too and that didn't work. :( i was sure it'd come up with nicole richie. she's got beady eyes.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:46:13 EDT (#)
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You look like a footballer, but I can't put my finger on it. I'll get back to you.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:31:12 EDT (#)
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Free moustache ride?
Well....I'll pay 25 cents.
Nice eyes, btw
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:27:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:26:36 (#)
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You look like Morgan Spurlock in the last shot.
http://tinyurl.com/sew6g
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I'd buy that.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:26:36 EDT (#)
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You look like Morgan Spurlock in the last shot.
http://tinyurl.com/sew6g
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:16:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:58:19 (#)
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hahhahahahahahhah you had a big gay biker stache.
hahahahahahhaha.
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You need to have that if you are going to sport the free mustache rides T-shirt.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:15:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:12:03 (#)
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FYI, I had about as much luck as you did...my results:
Tommy Lee Jones (63%)
Harold Pinter (62%)
Dougie Poynter (60%)
Mark Webber (60%)
Sergei Bubka (59%)
Barack Obama (59%)
Elena Dementieva (58%)
Frank Lampard (57%)
Stefan Zweig (55%)
Harpo Marx (55%)
The only one that even comes CLOSE in facial structure is the black Senator of my state...
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Haha, I love how those guys look nothing alike either.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:12:03 EDT (#)
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FYI, I had about as much luck as you did...my results:
Tommy Lee Jones (63%)
Harold Pinter (62%)
Dougie Poynter (60%)
Mark Webber (60%)
Sergei Bubka (59%)
Barack Obama (59%)
Elena Dementieva (58%)
Frank Lampard (57%)
Stefan Zweig (55%)
Harpo Marx (55%)
The only one that even comes CLOSE in facial structure is the black Senator of my state...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-25 09:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:58:19 (#)
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hahhahahahahahhah you had a big gay biker stache.
hahahahahahhaha.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:58:19 EDT (#)
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hahhahahahahahhah you had a big gay biker stache.
hahahahahahhaha.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:15:51 EDT (#)
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you look like that mexican guy?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-25 08:03:08 EDT (#)
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I always get:
"YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THE HUSBAND FROM DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES OMGGG CAN I SQUAT ON YOUR FIRECROTCH?"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:56:33 EDT (#)
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damn
*pouts*
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:50:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:46:09 (#)
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do you date men?
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I am flattered badass, really I am, but sorry no.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:37:31 (#)
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I must try this.
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hmmm...
Carl Wethers?
I got nothing...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:46:09 EDT (#)
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do you date men?
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:46:03 EDT (#)
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What up, Earl?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-25 07:37:31 EDT (#)
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I must try this.