Ubersite Election Results (1119 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-10-26 06:02:39 EDT
So, I knew you were an opinionated lot, but Jaysis Fucking Christ! Some of these were close and there were multiple ties all over the place. I am not to be held responsible for any of the results in this election - those who wished to vote had a full week to do so here -> http://www.ubersite.com/m/94540
Don't blame me, blame the numbers. Here are the results...
BEST OVERALL POSTER - There were a lot of nods for this particular title. I suppose everyone has a different idea of what makes a single solid poster here on Uber.
1st Place: Stevie_Says & Circe (3 votes each)
2nd Place: Comicbook Guy, Professor Fuckface, Nath, Jack McCallum, TTOM & Snark (2 votes each)
BEST FICTION WRITER - Still proving he has the power from his win in UM3, a certain bastard swept this category quite easily.
1st Place: Jack McCallum (14 votes)
2nd Place: Snark (5 votes)
3rd Place: Bickerstaff (3 votes)
BEST NON-FICTION WRITER - This one was just a mess, with votes being cast all over the place. We ended up with a four-way tie for 4 totally different type of writers.
1st Place: Pentameter, Rad, ETS & Circe (3 votes each)
2nd Place: Scourge & Allyjeans (2 votes each)
BEST SERIES - Everyone seems to have their own favorite series, but really, few people even voted in this category.
1st Place: Bickerstaff's "Getting My Ass Kicked In..." (5 votes)
2nd Place: Axolotl's "As I Lay Dying" (4 votes)
3rd Place: BRDN_NDK's "Cardboard Box Adventures" , "Spooner's "AHTTP" & Strwbry Fanatic's "Animals" (2 votes each)
BEST IN POETRY - Now this was just plain butchery. I almost didn't even add this category, but I figured he would have shrieked like a little girl if I hadn't...
1st Place: Orgasmatron (20 votes)
2nd Place: Shlongy (2 votes)
BEST IN HUMOR - Obviously, everyone appreciates a different kind of humor, but I didn't expect the results to this to be so wide.
1st Place: Stevie_Says (6 votes)
2nd Place: Method & TTOM (3 votes each)
3rd Place: Jimbo, JoeyG & Bart (2 votes each)
BEST IN ACTION/ADVENTURE - Not a whole lot of votes in this one, but people seemed to know exactly who they liked.
1st Place: Jack 11058 (5 votes)
2nd Place: Jack McCallum (4 votes)
3rd Place: Bickerstaff & Nath (3 votes each)
BEST IN REALISM - Once again, not too many votes in this category. Everyone seemed to have their own favorite, which split up the votes. In the end...
1st Place: Circe (3 votes)
2nd Place: Ghola (2 votes)
BEST IN SCIFI/FANTASY - This was a damn close match.
1st Place: Jack McCallum (5 votes)
2nd Place: Kaos-King (4 votes)
3rd Place: Axolotl & Coyote (3 votes each)
BEST IN HORROR - Seems there are very few people that are considered for their horror on this site. How the fuck did this happen???
1st Place: Kaos-King (11 votes)
2nd Place: Big Mike (7 votes)
3rd Place: Snark (4 votes)
BEST IN POLITICS - I suppose we can all say what we will, but in the end... the numbers spell it out simply enough.
1st Place: ETS (15 votes)
2nd Place: Rob_Berg (4 votes)
BEST IN RANTS - Now, you really can't be all that surprised by the results in this one.
1st Place: ETS (8 votes)
2nd Place: Inion_De _Trua (4 votes)
3rd Place: Caulaincourt (3 votes)
BEST IN UBER RELATED - There can only be one person who posts more about this place than anyone else - yep...
1st Place: Method (9 votes)
2nd Place: TTOM (5 votes)
3rd Place: Habeeb, Danger_Ranger, Apollo & Bart (2 votes each)
BEST IN GRAPHICS - And who shall be crowned the ruler of all visual media on Uber? Oh hell!
1st Place: Habeeb (7 votes)
2nd Place: ForTheWin & TTOM (5 votes each)
3rd Place: Professor FuckFace (4 votes)
WORST POSTER EVAR - A lot of people didn't want to vote on this. Those who did cast their hate all over the site. However, one user actually got mentioned multiple times.
1st Place: Maltese (3 votes)
MOST MISSED ACTUAL POSTER - Where ever you guys have ended up, you are missed...
1st Place: Comicbook Guy (5 votes)
2nd Place: Smurfs (3 votes)
3rd Place: Degreeless (2 votes)
MOST MISSED ALTER - Oh, the wacky hijinx that used to ensue.
1st Place: Jew Toast (6 votes)
2nd Place: Michael Jackson (5 votes)
3rd Place: Amorphous (3 votes)
MOST HATED ALTER - However, when Method gets REALLY bored, it's not so much fun for everybody.
1st Place: Paint_It_Black (4 votes)
2nd Place: Chris Evans (3 votes)
3rd Place: Oathmeal (2 votes)?
MOST LIKELY TO RISE TO MVA - Looks like somebody is paying off the other users to get hits.
1st Place: Orgasmatron (10 votes)
2nd Place: Maltese & Kaos-King (3 votes each)
3rd Place: TTOM (2 votes)
MOST LIKELY TO FALL OFF MVA - Kinda sad, since he's also the "Most Missed."
1st Place: Comicbook Guy (9 votes)
2nd Place: Rizzo (3 votes)
MOST NASTY COMMENTS - Hmmm, I wonder who won the biggest bastard award this time around? I'm sure the results will be shocking!!!
1st Place: Caulaincourt (9 votes)
2nd Place: Method & Professor FuckFace (4 votes each)
3rd Place: Apollo & Shlongy (3 votes each)
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS - Not only were there a ridiculous amount of names for this one, but some really strange ones as well...
1st Place: Merlina (8 votes)
2nd Place: Shlongy (3 votes)
3rd Place: Crystle, Coley & Caulaincourt (2 votes each)
MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS - Yes indeed, we have some weird mother fuckers on this site. Here are our finest!
1st Place: Shlongy, Shandy, Danger_Ranger, Berty & Johnny-X (3 votes each)
2nd Place: Fungah (2 votes)
MOST LIKELY TO LOSE RATINGS NEXT - This, eh... this was somewhat of a blowout.
1st Place: Oathmeal (11 votes)
2nd Place: Paint_It_Black, Darko & Scourge (2 votes each)
MOST UBER OBSESSED - And who should we be most scared of if they lose their internet connection???
1st Place: Maltese & Oathmeal (6 votes each)
2nd Place: Method (5 votes)
3rd Place: JGreening (4 votes)
MOST RIDICULOUS SITUATION ON UBER - Yes, yes... EVERY day is just utterly ridiculous, but which was the best?
1st Place: Growing Family & Pics of Urbane (6 votes each)
2nd Place: Bart with the Secret Service (3 votes)
3rd Place: Superfriends, TigerLily VS Caul & ETS weds Filthy (2 votes each)
RABBIT OR EMU? - Only one creature can stand laughing in domination!
1st Place: Rabbit (15 votes)
2nd Place: Emu (10 votes)
TUBGIRL, LEMONPARTY, OR GOATSE? - And finally, what are we making Bart get a picture of tattooed on his ass?
1st Place: Goatse (8 votes)
2nd Place: Lemonparty & Tubgirl (6 votes each)
User Reviews
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-10-28 16:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chubbers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-27 16:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM NOT ADDICTED TO UBER!
SWEAR TO GOD!
HONEST INJUN...
I just like the feeling the site gives me when I plunge the umlat needle into my arm...
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-10-27 16:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so 12 people voted? Some election. What was the margin of error?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MOST SINCERE COMMENTS -
1st Place: Merlina (8 votes)
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Woot.
What do I win?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-10-27 03:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, but TubGirl is WAY more disgusting than either Goatse or lemonparty. Projectile expulsion of bodily fluids > ordinary nudity, regardless of the circumstances.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:39:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
two silver isn't half bad
my acceptance speech:
bah
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Suck my two golds, chachi.
Way to chase Bonderman and get him off the mound. Looks like Rolen's back to form, huh?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww.....
Tied for Bronze?
Since I'm allergic to almost all metals, can that be elevated to Platinum?
kbye thnx!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:56:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:12:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:07:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
my nastiness is very mild in comparison to some people.
i am just more visible.
this is shit.
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If you feel giving me a -2 will help, um... prove your point...
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did you just complain about an internet rating?
sorry man, here's your +2.
faggot
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HAHA... yup. Nothing nasty about that.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a super friend, aren't you?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great. Now lets all go smoke pot out on the football field.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to thank a few people. Only a few. I know my time is short up here on the stage.
First, I'd like to thank darko. We hold hands and pick flowers from the meadow.
Secondly, I'd like to thank my badass dad for not pissing me in the river. You rule, dad.
And third, I'd like to thank my griffin for not clawing my eyes out while I slept.
There are many other people I'd like to thank. Instead I'll just thank myself for being so awesome and for making myself that really good sandwich the other day. And for cleaning up the pee stains in front of the toliet.
I love you all and wish I could post more.
However, they won't let me near the computer when I'm off the meds.
Going to the moon...brb....
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO BEST IN GRAPHIX WOOOO
GO BEARS N GRAPHIX WOO!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fly low..... like really low...... like..... under the radar, mofucka.
Until I crash and burn. Always.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'LL neutralize that, thanks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:12:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:07:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
my nastiness is very mild in comparison to some people.
i am just more visible.
this is shit.
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If you feel giving me a -2 will help, um... prove your point...
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did you just complain about an internet rating?
sorry man, here's your +2.
faggot
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEST OVERALL POSTER - There were a lot of nods for this particular title. I suppose everyone has a different idea of what makes a single solid poster here on Uber.
1st Place: Stevie_Says & Circe (3 votes each)
2nd Place: Comicbook Guy, Professor Fuckface, Nath, Jack McCallum, TTOM & Snark (2 votes each)
3rd Place: livEvil (1 vote from himself)
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Thanks dude, I knew I'd be close.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe I also had two votes for non-fiction writer, unless mine don't count.
Which is like saying if I were Gore I'd have to vote for Bush.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
two silver isn't half bad
my acceptance speech:
bah
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, Kaos, but this whole thing was a waste of time. It reminds me of high school when you had SCA elections, yeah I won president, but it was a glorified ball rub.
i like ball rubs
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, you actually counted these up, who is this, Axolotl????
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do we all win?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
boo, hiss, etc.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:49:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's not forget the smallest dick/biggest jew nose category.
We all know that is will be awarded to:
SHLONGY!!!1
When are you playing Vegas? YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!!
I mean, just look at THIS material!
The next person who tells you that "you're a funny guy" will be your first.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be voted something.
*cue smartass comments
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time, put a category in that will accomodate for me, cunthead.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's not forget the smallest dick/biggest jew nose category.
We all know that is will be awarded to:
SHLONGY!!!1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4 seconds and a fucking third?! Id trade them all in for one gold, its like being nominated for an academy award for best actor and watching Ben Stiller walk away with it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Arquette below.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't feel bad if you didn't win in any of the categories. you're all winners in my book for the "most likely to never get laid, EVER" category.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's not forget one of my classic reviews, done in 2/6 sonnet, rhyme-time, staccato niblet,couplet.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Fuck
You
and the classic haiku:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
Roses are a theme that permeates many of my finest poetic works.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST IN POETRY - Now this was just plain butchery. I almost didn't even add this category, but I figured he would have shrieked like a little girl if I hadn't...
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So basically this is just a throwaway award? A simple token? IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? JUST SOME FUCKING MONKEY SOCK PUPPET THAT SITS IN A CAGE WRITING WORDS ON A SCREEN? DO YOU THINK THAT SOCK PUPPET MONKEYS DON'T KNOW THAT SHINY, PLASTIC BAUBLES ARE NOT, IN FACT, TROPHIES??? WELL DO YOU??? HERE'S A LITTLE INSIDE TIP, STRAIGHT FROM ME TO YOU - SOCK PUPPET MONKEYS AREN'T TO BEDAZZLED BY THEIR BANANANANANANANANANANAS TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. THEY KNOW THINGS. THEY HAVE FEELINGS. THEY LIKE FISHNET STOCKINGS AND LUNCHABLES AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAN. THEY THINK THAT CELESTE HAS HUGE PORN KNOCKERS AND APPRECIATE A GOOD 12-6 CURVEBALL. IF YOU CUT THEM, THEY BLEED. IF YOU HUMP THEM, THEY CALL YOU DADDY AND DEMAND MONEY.
"Oh let's give him this unnecessary category, maybe then he'll shut the fuck up and retire already." FINE. FINE. I'll do exactly that. I'll take my prize and run away, and never see the light of day.
DAMNIT STOP RHYMING.
I can't asshole, why don't you stop typing in caps.
IT'S HOW I DO, NEEYA.
Fine.
FINE.
Are we really retiring?
'COURSE NOT, CRACKALACK.
Fuck.
FUCK.
I mean, "thanks all."
Shlongy, you can be the Wordsworth to my Coleridge any time.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome work here.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:29:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, Kaos, but this whole thing was a waste of time. It reminds me of high school when you had SCA elections, yeah I won president, but it was a glorified ball rub.
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granted. There's like 50 odd people here who actually partook (word), out of a userbase of probably hundreds.
But calling this a ball rub is like Kracka calling the getnaked or whoever she is 'nigga'.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94740
p.s. fuck you kaos, I just saw your vote. Your name is fucking Brian you dumb shit. oh and I don't think you can actually participate if you're the poster. It's like hey come and win a car but don't be suprised if I win it instead. Deed poll, rainman, look it up.
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Geez DR, my name is always in your mouth
Quit sweatin' me
Oh yeah, I took it there...
Good post, K
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I AM particularly proud of my second place showing in "Best POetry".
Here's two fine examples (my only two fine examples):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44437
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571
Don't miss these.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, send my box of bronze and silver medals and my one gold to:
Shlongy
PO Box: Go Fuck Yourself
Hilton Head Island, SC 29928
I couldn't get one more fucking vote?
You people are stupid.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't want a medal, i want metal. like jewelry.
do you believe that line? i don't either...
i'm super blonde (like omg!!!) today.
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:17:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
SO WHERE'S MY FUCKIN SILVER METAL!!!!
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IF YOU CAN'T SPE... er, if you can't spell it you can't have it.
Heh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:07:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
my nastiness is very mild in comparison to some people.
i am just more visible.
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This I agree with...Caul's overall a mild-mannered, nice guy.
You want HATE, go read some of Sphag or PFF's comments...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT ABOUT MY SINGLE VOTE BLOWOUT FOR "BEST IN MUSIC" WRITE-IN?!? http://www.ubersite.com/m/94540#2188015
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-26 09:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO WHERE'S MY FUCKIN SILVER METAL!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-10-26 08:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently the populace has forgotten me...
sigh.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-10-26 08:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why the cock cant I win anything?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-26 08:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've finally finished As I Lay Dying: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94907
http://www.ubersite.com/u/axolotl/l/aild
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-26 08:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
*unfolds piece of loose leaf paper*
"I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of the heatwhoring, mindless, immature, sophomoric and inane wannabe's all over the world without whom none of this would have been possible. You are a true inspiration to us all."
"Thank you."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-26 08:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pirates
penguins
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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AM I THE WORST EVAR? NO! NO ONE CAN STOP... FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!
AM I THE WORST EVAR? NO! NO ONE CAN STOP... FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!
AM I THE WORST EVAR? NO! NO ONE CAN STOP... FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!
AM I THE WORST EVAR? NO! NO ONE CAN STOP... FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!
AM I THE WORST EVAR? NO! NO ONE CAN STOP... FOILS A HORSE MADE OF KRYPTONITE!!!
fuck me in the ASS
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger_Ranger: Making me glad I voted for him in the category of MOST BIZARRE COMMENTS.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, Kaos, but this whole thing was a waste of time. It reminds me of high school when you had SCA elections, yeah I won president, but it was a glorified ball rub.
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granted. There's like 50 odd people here who actually partook (word), out of a userbase of probably hundreds.
But calling this a ball rub is like Kracka calling the getnaked or whoever she is 'nigga'.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94740
p.s. fuck you kaos, I just saw your vote. Your name is fucking Brian you dumb shit. oh and I don't think you can actually participate if you're the poster. It's like hey come and win a car but don't be suprised if I win it instead. Deed poll, rainman, look it up.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:15:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, Kaos, but this whole thing was a waste of time. It reminds me of high school when you had SCA elections, yeah I won president, but it was a glorified ball rub.
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Yeah, it served no real purpose, Sico... I know that. But maybe certain newer users will go back and check out some old school people like Comicbook Guy now. I know there are a couple names on there that I wasn't too familiar with that I'm interested in checking out.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:34:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I SHOULD BE TIED THIRD FOR BEST UBER-RELATED
ADMITTEDLY ONE OF MY 2 VOTES WAS FROM ME BUT NEVERTHELESS I WANT ATTENTION
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I don't quite understand this category, and the other I tied for a 'win' I consider an affront. I mean you've got a guy who's nose could be a pergola, someone who spunks on plush toys, the pastiest paki at the end of the universe and a 50 year old who insists he wears women's underwear.
+2 for actually following up on your promise to collate the results (points finger at Merlina). The 3 people who voted for me can get fucking fuck fucked.
This reply is gold.
"The horror, the horror."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, Kaos, but this whole thing was a waste of time. It reminds me of high school when you had SCA elections, yeah I won president, but it was a glorified ball rub.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:07:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
my nastiness is very mild in comparison to some people.
i am just more visible.
this is shit.
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If you feel giving me a -2 will help, um... prove your point...
In any case, don't blame me. Looks like a bunch of people voted for you Caul.
I voted for PFF. That man just has talent.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 07:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my nastiness is very mild in comparison to some people.
i am just more visible.
this is shit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I SHOULD BE TIED THIRD FOR BEST UBER-RELATED
ADMITTEDLY ONE OF MY 2 VOTES WAS FROM ME BUT NEVERTHELESS I WANT ATTENTION
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I don't quite understand this category, and the other I tied for a 'win' I consider an affront. I mean you've got a guy who's nose could be a pergola, someone who spunks on plush toys, the pastiest paki at the end of the universe and a 50 year old who insists he wears women's underwear.
+2 for actually following up on your promise to collate the results (points finger at Merlina). The 3 people who voted for me can get fucking fuck fucked.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM THE BEST NON FICTION WRITER BECAUSE THATS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I demand a recount
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* You know Snark won UMIII right? McCallum won #2.
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Really? I didn't think teh Devil had been on Uber for that long.
My mistake, I thought it was the other way around. - Thanks Thorpy!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86589
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fucking genious post right there ^
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
I SHOULD BE TIED THIRD FOR BEST UBER-RELATED
ADMITTEDLY ONE OF MY 2 VOTES WAS FROM ME BUT NEVERTHELESS I WANT ATTENTION
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh* You know Snark won UMIII right? McCallum won #2.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-26 06:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
None of you has any taste. Clearly
*sulks*