SPT: Because You're My Guard Dog (SPT) (650 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.58 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by McLegs (View user info) at 2006-10-26 10:10:06 EDT
This is also one of my favorite cartoons.....
Watch out, Danger_Ranger!!
I shall smite you with my labia of doom
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-28 13:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:06:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're joking right? Nobody here gives a shit about how long I've been here. It's because I send them porn. Just ask coley. Oh, she might tell you that I promised her porn for the sake of popularity, and then never delivered, but what she doesn't know is that a LIVE SHOW is being fed exed to her door RIGHT NOW.
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uhhhhhhhh so I've been pretty busy these last few days, and just got around to doing my mandatory name search to see who's been talking to me and I see
THIS
and YES SHE DID PROMISE ME PORN
and HERE IT IS, the 28th and I SEE NOBODY AT MY DOOOOR :'(
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for anansie's comments. That e-girl cracks me up.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LE MEOW, LE PURRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've given this broad her fair share of +2's when we go to "private chat".
The rest of you should just mind your own goddamn business.
And MY COLOSTROMY BAG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AGE!
I just use one because I think it looks cool.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think shlongy missed The Price is Right and is now cranky.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:29:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, TIME TO DRAW STRAWS TO SEE WHO'S GOING TO EMPTY SHLONGYS COLOSTOMY BAG THIS TIME
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Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
ROWLF!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legs, you just have to placate the old fart like all the other dumb bitches around here do. If you make him BELIEVE that you would possibly bang him on the remote chance that he wasn't:
A: 90
B: Married
C: 4 feet tall
He will give you +2's for life.
THAT'S RIGHT SHLONGY, IT'S BRUNG, LETS DUEL WITH OUR CHECK BOOKS
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, be nice to me
Cuz I like you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
moneyshotforyou has NO shot with any broads...even pathetic, needy, lonely Uber broads.
STICK TO COCK, moneyshot!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CHARLIE IS IN THE WIRE!!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for McBitchcakes. And for my Bajiner of course.
More proof that ubersite is for serious writers.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Shlongy is a dork and you are my McBitchcakes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 ANANSIES BAJINER
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:11:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't BOTH of you send me some pictures of your twats.
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Shlongy, please, don't hold anything back. Tell us all what you really want.
PS. LOVE
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, I just realized I have a previous engagement. I must be going now.
*runs fast and far
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, TIME TO DRAW STRAWS TO SEE WHO'S GOING TO EMPTY SHLONGYS COLOSTOMY BAG THIS TIME
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't BOTH of you send me some pictures of your twats.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm really just no good at being mean, unless I'm personally invested in it. Uber doesn't fall into that category.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my kitty does that to my doggie.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha
Yay! Now Anansie is my friend
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're joking right? Nobody here gives a shit about how long I've been here. It's because I send them porn. Just ask coley. Oh, she might tell you that I promised her porn for the sake of popularity, and then never delivered, but what she doesn't know is that a LIVE SHOW is being fed exed to her door RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a retal +2 for supporting Prince.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And that was probably only positively rated because you've been here so long!
One day I might be so lucky
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 11:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, we all have prerogative. I suppose I am being a hypocrite. http://www.ubersite.com/m/94044.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yay, legs. Viva la SPT, and....
I'd hit it....
....the dog, that is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that's the problem then.
"Ode's to Method" go down like lead balloons around here.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:48:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you can spell prerogative.
lol
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O-tron, you stink
If you're going to come back here and negatively rate, at least say something
Otherwise, you look like a loser =P
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA OTRON IS SO CUTE WHEN HE'S ANGRY
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you can spell prerogative.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok right
But we all have this thing called a prerogative
And the post below mine links to a previous post, which is supposed to prove its worth
I attempted to do no such thing
It is an ode to Method
And you can rate it as such
Thanks for playing! =)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't have to "keep tabs," honey. It's two posts down and easy to notice. My point is your instincts were correct when you gave the first one a -2.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, what the hell
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your point being, Anansie?
And you're keeping tabs because....?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:27:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
SIMMER DOWN SHLONGY, THE NURSE WILL BE AROUND WITH YOUR SUGAR FREE JELLO IN A MOMENT
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Can't you see the man is just LONELY?!?!?!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, didn't you just give a post just like this a -2?
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beyond worthless.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is stupid, and you're a tramp.
Please die now and arrange for your open casket to be camwhored.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SIMMER DOWN SHLONGY, THE NURSE WILL BE AROUND WITH YOUR SUGAR FREE JELLO IN A MOMENT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you know someone that's old, crippled and depressed?
I don't. I hang with mostly young broads and dudes with money and gambling problems.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate your honesty, Shlong
And I won't be a cunt
My mother taught me to respect old, crippled, depressed people =)
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vagina or not, this post was horseshit. Sorry, toots...Honesty is the best policy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i was weaned on warner bros. stupid aol time warner crap wrecking cartoons for everyone. those fucking bastards can't take sleeping pills cuz ooooh the dumb kids might eat aspirin. can't show hare tonic cuz some tard might drink rogain.
mother fucking pc censorship bullshit fucking assholes...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rapist below
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 10:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOOOOOOOOOOOONIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS