Shitty Shit in honour of spt (445 hits)
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Submitted by Poots (View user info) at 2006-10-26 12:03:33 EDT
Alright niggas I have a serious question to ask so I'm going to ask it. It's an old question. One that has jumbled mankinds' minds with doubt and fear for ages. One well researched by scientist and mathmaticians as long as man has lived from what I gathered through MY research. And Yet there still is no answer.
Tis this: Why are there so many names related to the male sex organ (da penos) or things coming out of the the male sex organ (da penos) and yet there are none, that I know of, ok I do know Mrs. Mary Jane Rottencroch and her pretty pink panties but she's a whore, that relate to the female sex organ (things with vaginas-I just read that story it's great).
It has been well documented that this intellectual debate was muraled on every cavemans' walls in huge frescoes(sp?) followed by the names Dick and Cox with question marks. Early Cuniform man was rumored to have game tables with men with the last names of Comerford and Dix, dressed like the sacred cow/bull depending on how effiminate the cuni was, where they would do mathematical equations based on the size of the genitals. This practice of gaming was carried on by later yet still early Mongols who would take the dicks and balls of the nations of people they slaughtered and fashion them into ornamentals. These ornamentals were very intricate and cumbersome were usually worn proudly around the necks and or in the ears as an earring by the men in the tribes named McNutt<--(I seriously know a guy named that) and Glasscock to appease the gods and perhaps gain a mental state of stability for this very question. The wide seas would not have been conquored by Spain if there had not been men surnamed Cox and Dick corrupting the ships of thier enemies.
Silly, I know, but it plagues me so. I haven't slept, ate, drank, anything sense this question arose in my brain about 3 hours ago. PLEASE HELP!
And now I present with something that has no relation to whatever the fuck I just wrote.
Get ready to dance.
This man will dance your ass off.
The hair style and manor of dress this man posesses is astounding and has yet to be duplicated by man.
My main man and confidant!
User Reviews
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-27 07:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-10-27 07:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
99% of the guys really need directions . so god gave them a direction pointer .
usualy it points downward . when babes get involved it might go upward . (might!)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to call you a cockmaster.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll clear it up. You guys aren't niggas and that means none of you I just put that in there for comic relief and stuff. Also it was funny in Shaun of the Dead when the fat roommate that plays Mike on Spaced said "what's up my niggas." He was a white guy and was talking to a bunch of white people. You don't have to think it's funny or whatever but it truely is not a defimation on your character. Just a joke. A stupid joke.
Can we have fun now please?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I still don't care. Why do you?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See???
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:33:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Alright niggas"
That earned you a -2 right there
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So. *shrug*
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:20:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
There are as many names for a poon as there are for a wang. Ask Inion...
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I know that bubs I can probably put Inion to shame with my list of poon type names. I was asking why there are no more people with Surnames of the poon. Joey Poon for instance will probably not ever exist.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Alright niggas"
That earned you a -2 right there.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are as many names for a poon as there are for a wang. Ask Inion...
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
Men always have been - and always will be - incredibly captivated by their male parts.
It's historically evident in everything from language to architecture. There are pahllic references everywhere.
As a female, I have no insight as to what it's like to harbour such an obsession, so I can't help you in this regard.
Happy yanking!
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The pen is envy.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cavemen can fresco what ever the hell they want. They are cavemen for crying out loud it's not like they had running water or anything.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I meant phallic
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Men always have been - and always will be - incredibly captivated by their male parts.
It's historically evident in everything from language to architecture. There are pahllic references everywhere.
As a female, I have no insight as to what it's like to harbour such an obsession, so I can't help you in this regard.
Happy yanking!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
frescoes are paint on plaster, not rock
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It may look like a black redskieslookfake but that guy, Turbo, can dance on the ceiling.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe at Orgasmatron
*plots vengeance*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a black redskieslookfake.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. ...
TALLADEGA!!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG that's D.E. Jr. below.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THAT'S DANIEL SON'S HEADBAND.
Ralph Machio has a posse.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Shlongy is much better! Nigga.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever call me "nigga", wigga.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a bunch of shit!