Cool Air (730 hits)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2006-10-26 14:23:04 EDT
She is cultivating sadness. She wears it over her shoulders, sometimes as a grand fur coat, rich with luxurious self-pity and redolent with martyrdom. Sometimes it is a threadbare, worn blanket barely held together with salty tears and exhaustion and smelling of neglect.
Someday, when he says or does exactly the right thing, the blanket-coat will drop and disappear and the air will be chilly and refreshing against her skin.
They will be carefree and sweet, new lovers for the millionth time, drinking in the simplicity of all they will ever need. Glances, touches and kisses will become the axis of the universe and the need for coats and blankets will be gone.
Someday.
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Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-09-28 20:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-11 01:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this made little tears sting my eyes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:33:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 21:51:25 (#)
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Ruthless makes me happy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-09 21:22:41 EST (#)
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Thank you!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:19:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:09:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 21:51:25 EDT (#)
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Ruthless makes me happy.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:29:07 EDT (#)
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Then I shall have to regretfully decline.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:26:21 EDT (#)
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Nope. Hard dick and bubblegum is all I have to offer.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:24:58 EDT (#)
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But can you provide the nice little domestic home life (child included) that I've come to cherish so much? There's the rub.
On a side note, I seem to have glitter randomly scattered on me. Weird.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
more like hot air.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:16:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:27:26 (#)
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Peon - please pick me and scourge up on the way. We also wish to go drinking.
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When DON'T I wish to go drinking?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, Ill be your huckleberry. I promise youll forget his name.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:08:27 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure what to say to that.
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Are you volunteering?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:59:31 EDT (#)
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Sounds like someone needs to get behind you, cram your face in a pillow, and really hand it to you. I think it might change your perspective on some things.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:56:49 EDT (#)
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Hmmm... I don't think anyone is attractive enough for me to forgive them being irritating to the core. Maybe that's just me.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:53:13 EDT (#)
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I hope so. I've learned that if you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:49:57 EDT (#)
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Fortunately the relationship I'm in now is very satisfying.
Ya gotta put your behind in your pants.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear that. The only common factor in all of your dissatisying relationships is you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:46:32 EDT (#)
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Ok guys, but it's gas, grass or ass all the way there
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:40:14 EDT (#)
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Woo! Party in San Luis!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:27:26 EDT (#)
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Peon - please pick me and scourge up on the way. We also wish to go drinking.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:25:33 EDT (#)
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hi ruthy
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:25:18 EDT (#)
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Yes Peon, but you must come to California. I'll introduce you to hot college boys and girls.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:24:33 EDT (#)
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My divorce was final on August 15, 2005. But I did turn 21 while I was married, and it did feel like a prison sentence. That's what I get for being stupid.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:24:08 EDT (#)
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So what you're saying is we are going out drinking soon?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:22:54 EDT (#)
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Marriage?
I just celebrated my 3 year divorce-ary.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:13:34 EDT (#)
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Me too.
Oh wait - that wasn't prison, it was a marriage. So easy to confuse the two.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:04:19 EDT (#)
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Same here.
I turned 21 in prison doin life without parole. Mama tried. Mama tried.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:00:21 EDT (#)
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So it's a compliment, then. Thank you.
I'm doing ok, nothing earth-shattering to share.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:59:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:58:11 EDT (#)
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But Shlongy never ignores you...which HAS to be a huge thrill for you.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:55:43 EDT (#)
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In American sports terminology, "clutch" means performing well under extreme pressure. It often refers to high levels of production in a critical game (such as Game 7 of a best-of-seven series), the last hole of a Major Championship golf tournament, or the final minute(s) in a close match. Being "clutch" is often seen by sportswriters and fans as an innate skill to be possessed -- some players have it, some players do not.
Ive been working my ass off and duckin the law and bookies. How the hell have you been?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:33:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-24 00:27:38 (#)
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you sully the good name of senior metaphor.
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Hahahaha
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a clutch player
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What is a clutch player and where the hell have you been?
Submitted by JohnnyMac (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:20:14 EDT (#)
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I Dug it.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:15:50 EDT (#)
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You are a clutch player
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:04:56 EDT (#)
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About 1.5 hr drive. Email me, tell me whats up.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:53:41 EDT (#)
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Uncertainty has become the word of my life right now. You should come have coffee with me. How far away is that from SLO?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:52:39 EDT (#)
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Whats up, lady? I may end up coming up to Ft. Hunter-Ligget here before long for a week or two.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:41:58 EDT (#)
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Ignored again.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:22:42 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is so dependable.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:20:04 EDT (#)
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I'd like to blow some cool air up your skirt.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:08:03 EDT (#)
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coats need to have built in gloves at the ends so i dont need to buy a coat and a glove to drive my car in winter...
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-10-26 15:05:28 EDT (#)
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Thank you for this.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:58:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:50:11 EDT (#)
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Not bad.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:34:40 EDT (#)
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I am aware.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:29:36 EDT (#)
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Whats shakin, girly?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:27:49 EDT (#)
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you'll, pardon
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-10-26 14:27:35 EDT (#)
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You're probably get killed for this, but I liked it.