SPT: I Want to Be Her Husband, Just for ONE DAY (NSFW) (1517 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.26 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by McLegs (View user info) at 2006-10-26 16:24:12 EDT
Jesus Christ
The things I would do to this woman.....
Ladies, I'd like to know your preference
Who would make you want to be a guy for one day?
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-10-27 06:15:33 EDT (#)
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I'd do you.
...uh...her.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:08:43 EDT (#)
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Maybe he did, but I have at least 6 posts involving her!
HAR HAR I WIN.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:06:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-26 22:05:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:14:13 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:09:11 (#)
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Im the #1 Monica Bellucci supporter on this site thank you very much.
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fuck you, it's me
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Caul and I have actually had civil discussions about this. Probably the ONLY thing.
He claimed Ms. Bellucci as his own personal sex toy quite a long time ago...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-10-26 20:37:20 EDT (#)
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if only i had some axe body spray...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-26 19:04:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/79498
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:14:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:49:48 (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:55:36 (#)
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Auto -2 for just a few lines and a picture.
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like you have any clue what a quality post is, fag.
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This is your idea of a quality post?
you're even more retarded than Maltese - and that takes some doing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:09:11 (#)
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Im the #1 Monica Bellucci supporter on this site thank you very much.
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fuck you, it's me
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-10-26 18:13:04 EDT (#)
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is this monica
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:55:36 (#)
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Auto -2 for just a few lines and a picture.
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like you have any clue what a quality post is, fag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:47:00 EDT (#)
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Want to hear about my big project right now? Sure you do.
There are three of us working on a report. It's really strange how this is going. We have meetings twice a week for "updates". The thing is, what I'm doing is taking what someone else did at June and updating it for September. The trick is that it's not referenced so I'm going to have to sit down with her and have her go over some of it. The other trick is that they changing things in the system so every day the data is different.
and yet
We're supposed to have this done by Oct 31 even though the information is not going to be final.
There are...I'm thinking....8 people, 9 including me who go to these meetings. Twice a week remember. The meetings are all the same.
Sandy (group leader) "how are things going?"
me: "well I just need to get with Kristen to go over a few things."
Sandy: We can all get together tomorrow morning for a couple of hours.
me: These are some rather specific questions, I don't think the whole group needs to...
Edward: ooh I've got a thing tomorrow - can't make it
me: I don't see that as a problem since I really just need to sit down with Kristen although it would probably help Mike and Kathy to be there also.
Kristin: (looking at her blackberry and not paying attention) Did you have questions for me?
me: Well yea there are a few adjustments that you made that I can't follow so I was hoping that we could get together so you could explain it
Kristin: (chuckling over something on her blackberry) hmmm? oh sure yea yea not a problem, how about tomorrow afternoon
Mike: I'm taking tomorrow afternoon off
Sandy: I thought we were all meeting tomorrow morning
Edward: I can't make it tomorrow
me: Well Edward I don't think you really need to be there
Kristin: sure that's fine tomorrow afternoon it is (still looking at blackberry)
me: (shrugs)
Mike: (shrugs)
Kathy: (shrugs)
Edward: Oh Sandy we need to talk to someone no one else here knows about some completely unrelated thing and why not take this time to go over what all we're going to say since no one else here has a clue what we're talking about
me: So Mike how's the triathlon training going?
Mike: not too bad, I just hate that it's getting cold out
me: Sam and I are going to do that turkey trot next month
Kathy: that's Thanksgiving morning isn't it
me: yea that's right
Kathy: how far it is
me: It's an 8k so roughly 5 miles
Mike: Hey shoot me the link for registration, I think I might do that one.
Kathy: Do they have a fun run or something shorter?
me: I think they do, I can send you the link.
Edward: blah blah blah so then we can revise the updated reversal entry and recombine the consolidation for the segment reporting and a whole lot of other high level technical things that no one else here has anything to do with
Kristin: AHAHAHAH oh sorry (click click click) Hey Edward is JD coming down here for some other stuff that has nothing to do with the meeting?
Edward: I think so how about we have him take a look at this thing that loki is doing on Thursday
me: Yea well see Thursday is day 2 and I have to do my entries that day
Edward: oh right right right your real job, how about that next week
me: sure that's fine
Sandy: so we're meeting again tomorrow morning right?
Kristin: not early I have to take the kids in so I won't be here until 9 or 9:30
Mike: I have the afternoon off remember
Kris: how about late tomorrow morning
me: I have a thing at 11
Mike: You have to leave at 11 or you have to be somewhere at 11?
me: not sure really I have to go rescue the eye surgery place from my mother-in-law, she said 11 but I'm pretty much just going to carry around my cell until she calls
Edward: what is she having done?
me: don't know really I'm just the driver and the filler of the prescription, and most likely the changer of the air filter while I'm at the house and whatever else she can think of before I can escape
group: AHAHAHA
me: shut up
Rick: (who has been looking at his blackberry this whole time) So Edward, is Louise having that thing done this year?
Edward: She'd better or I lose $2k I have in my flexible spending account
Kris: so how bad are her eyes?
Edward: 900/20
Sandy: what does that mean?
Kathy: it means that she can see something at 20 feet that someone with perfect vision can see at 900
me: WOW that's like three football fields
Rick: yup sure is, does she drive?
Edward: well she does wear glasses, it's not like she's running into the walls all the time or anything
Sandy: does it really only cost $2k?
Edward: Oh I'm sure it's more than that, it's only that cheap if you don't really need it done
me: it's amazing what they can do with eye surgery now, can they give her 20/20
Edward: yea, that's what they said 6 months ago but now I have to bully her into going through it or I lose all that money
me: I personally am touched that your primary concern here is for her health and not oh say the money
group: AHHAHAHA
Edward: shut up
Sandy: ooh got to run I have another meeting so we'll meet back here tomorrow at 9:30?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:43:16 EDT (#)
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This settles it, I'd fuck you both.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 13:16:24 (#)
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Copying and pasting Gabbly convos is fucking stupid, no matter what the content
And you lost me a tenth of the way through
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It's SPT foo, feel the love
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:23:20 EDT (#)
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I'll trade ya...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:13:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:01:33 (#)
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Poor Shlongy, marrying someone a foot taller than him.
Eh, I guess it's all good when you're horizontal, eh?
Buahauahauaha...not bad. You're 1 for 62 today, mathod.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:09:11 EDT (#)
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Im the #1 Monica Bellucci supporter on this site thank you very much.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:01:33 EDT (#)
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Poor Shlongy, marrying someone a foot taller than him.
Eh, I guess it's all good when you're horizontal, eh?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:01:11 EDT (#)
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The only thing a second post in one day does is knock my old one off the front
So shut the fuck up Oath
Go work on your biceps some more
They need it =)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:57:00 EDT (#)
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5 foot tall...107 lbs...small d cups...size 0.
Not too bad for me.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:55:36 EDT (#)
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Auto -2 for just a few lines and a picture.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:54:01 EDT (#)
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Dr. Christian Troy
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:52:42 EDT (#)
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1 post a day you fuckin' n00b.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:51:44 EDT (#)
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I want to cum in her nostril.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:48:05 EDT (#)
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great post!
shes pretty though
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:43:36 EDT (#)
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Q: Who would make you want to be a guy for one day?
Her. Or Angelina Jolie. Or Salma Hayek. Any of those three.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:43:06 EDT (#)
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She's packing heat.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:41:47 EDT (#)
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If you consider that a cow, Shlong, jeebus
I hate to think what your wife looks like
P.S. - I like you too =)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:38:39 EDT (#)
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Who IS that cow?
BTW, I already did her...if you come see me, I'll tell you all about it in full detail.
PS. This post blew, too. But I like you.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-10-26 16:26:02 EDT (#)
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you remind me of my best friend in this post