The Ultimate Sport (382 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Nova <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-26 23:10:37 EDT
The platform is set. A precise grid balanced by a framework of statistics. The athletes prepare to clash in a daily skirmish, taking part in a perpetual war. No advantages, no absolutes. The rules and means of which to win this game are quite simple. The weapon is the mind. The victory goes to the last word. The title earned for victory is respect. Literally thousands of stratics and tactics are involved as players struggle for everyday wins and work hard to avoid a painful loss.
As the players emerge onto the field, they take place at their rightful place on the ladder that has a meager five rungs, yet infinite "in-betweens". Over 100,000 matches in any given day, and literally hundreds of thousands of athletes pour onto the field coming and going with little guidance save "kill or be killed." The absence of referees and/or game officials makes for an interesting series of matches, as matches are often led and managed by the players themselves.
Preparation must be balanced with execution, as those players who fall short and lack participation are lost in the crowd of hopefuls on the field, slowly losing their title as their hard-earned victories become distant memories and are quickly replaced by hungry newcomers.
Some are on the field to win, others are on the field to ensure their enemies do not win, even others are here to watch as spectators, yet can and sometimes do participate at will.
Other sports such as football and basketball do not test and strengthen the mind like the sport I am speaking of, the ultimate trial of pure brain power and strategy. This is why, fellow athletes, I chose this sport, I chose to test my wits in the game of Ubersite.
It sure beats kickball.
Hi my name is Lord of the Post and I approve this message
User Reviews
Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the pic
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In reference to my last comment, that's "mad" with an "e" If the Canadians can call it colour, and centre, I can do what I want... and there is nothing you can do aboot it.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your just made that the dude in that picture stole your shirt...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-27 02:31:51 EDT (#)
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What an amazingly thought-provoking pile of horseshit!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-27 02:10:02 EDT (#)
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Weird, I thought you were for a second there.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-27 00:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:43:00 (#)
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*dodges your nasty comments in bullet time
hehehe hey man, nice shot
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HERE'S A COUPONETTE FOR A PUNCH 2 DA FAICE
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:43:00 EDT (#)
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*dodges your nasty comments in bullet time
hehehe hey man, nice shot
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:39:07 EDT (#)
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Is this about the time that you got molested by the chess club?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:33:00 EDT (#)
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Dont get your panties all in a wad on my account.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:25:43 EDT (#)
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I hate stupidity, but I abhore people who are too dense to even understand context. God help us but I expected more. Your comment Ajanssen, kills brain cells with it's defensive yet meaningless statement to a post that bears no relevance to why I wrote the post in the first place.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
American football is the ultimate sport. get a clue
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-26 23:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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