Drunk Angry Naked Boxing Guy... (424 hits)
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Submitted by Jack Vane <CaptJackVane.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-27 10:18:46 EDT
Story Time:
So one night I'm sitting in my apartment, study for my class when I hear the sound of someone swearing a little incoherently, followed by the pounding of hands on a car. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. And what to my wondering eyes should appear? But a tiny drunk guy punching a car in the rear. No seriously. He was out in the parking lot, shadow boxing a car and yelling things like, "I don't care, I'll fuck you up." and "Come here and fight me, you little bitch. I'll kick your shit." (editor's note: everything he said was with a drunken slur) Well apparently, his baggy clothes were getting in his way, because after one of his more Rocky Balbo-ic punches, he took off his shirt. And the volume of his yelling increased. He continued to shadow box the car, occasionally actually hitting it. While landing a monumental left hay-maker, he tripped and fell. But don't worry, he got back up...after he removed the tripping hazard (AKA his pants and underwear). Awesome. The bell rang for round three, and now I have a drunk, angry man standing in only his socks and shoes, and slugging it out with someone's vehicle. At this point I called the cops. (Editor's note: All those of you booing him for calling the 5-0, remember that there are children in his apartment complex, and the children should never have to see the things that we do.) Oh I couldn't wait for the cops to get there. The fight was cut short, however, when a green Ford Explorer came around the corner, and what I'm assuming was the manager of this nekkid boxer got out with a friend, scooped him up, and put him in the car, the entire time with him struggling and yelling, "I'll fuck you up too." They drove off before the cops arrived.
So to my new nemesis, I have only this to say:
Drunken Angry Naked Boxing Guy, you may have won this round. But next time, you won't get away so easy...
User Reviews
Submitted by GREEEN (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:43:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Story Time:
Once upon a time a retard posted something on ubersite. It was a big block of unreadable text. The users on ubersite told him to kill himself so he did. THE END
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Story Time:
Once upon a time a retard posted something on ubersite. It was a big block of unreadable text. The users on ubersite told him to kill himself so he did. THE END
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-27 20:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unentertaining in every way except the 'so bad it's good' way..
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One a day and a big block o text.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto two posts in one day -2
Shame though, this is really worth maybe a 0 or 1. Somewhat entertaining
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat fuck.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One a day bro.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 ppd
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-27 10:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wrong nigger, there are only two ses in assassinate