Alright You Scourge Lovers*..... (1003 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: crap
Rating: 1.09 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2006-10-27 12:36:14 EDT
Most days when I'm bored I always seem to find myself perusing Uber posts and reading comments. And most days the most entertaining part of the post is the comments left by you people. And I find scourge to be one of the most entertaining people here. I often find myself saying "Oh, I did NOT just say THAT!"
In any case, I've met this man in person and I am not only a super funny guy but I'm also generous. That aside I sure do come up with some fantastic comments about some of you people. I'm the type of person that you either love or hate. You all know where I stand and I adore not only my persona on here, but the man in the real. But I know not all of you feel this way. In fact, I was on the phone with Sacrilicious yesterday and we were talking about some of the priceless comments that I come up with.
So Uber, I would like to take this time and ask you, because I know not all of you love him, what do YOU think of scourge? If you love him, tell him. If you hate him, I want to hear all about it and why you hate him. What about him causes so much hatred? Tell me!!***
*alternate title: Come see a two legged man whore suck some cyber-cock because he has nothing original to contribute, but needs the attention
***Oh yeah, it's opposite day.
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-27 23:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What Dave said. But without the "-Dave".
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-27 23:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-27 19:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourgie-poo... your reviews crack me up almost as much as my own do.
I'll miss you if your bannededed...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-27 19:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stroke...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 19:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and for this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81867
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think scourge is aWeSuM!!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like him because he's ghey, but not in a living next door hey I'm your gay neighbour wanna come over for a few drinks so I can slip you a mickey and fuck you up the arse kind of way. that's why I like him.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummmm....yay?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:23:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:17:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can say that with the help of Method and Scourge, I have defeated Oathmeal.
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You just OOOZE cool.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
ALL DONE NOW
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, retro, you know...for everything.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:23:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:17:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can say that with the help of Method and Scourge, I have defeated Oathmeal.
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You just OOOZE cool.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With the help of Scourge and Method, I have defeated oathmeal.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this alone
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oathmeal is taking out his anger much like a paralytic down syndromiac who has been poked and prodded too much by his curious little cousins, and now flails his arms in epileptic rage, a torrent of saliva and vomit coursing down his enfattened chin.
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thank you
He reminds me of Yidele, or Urbane. Perhaps banned soon?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't read it. it just looked like it sucked.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worthwhile cause of the streak breakage, I must say.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this alone
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oathmeal is taking out his anger much like a paralytic down syndromiac who has been poked and prodded too much by his curious little cousins, and now flails his arms in epileptic rage, a torrent of saliva and vomit coursing down his enfattened chin.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Werd.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ruthy- Oathmeal is a flaming idiot. I needede a break from Uber, and what better way to go than via banning? He seemed like a good sort of guy to -2 bomb as he runs off at the mouth to me quite often. I gave in to a juvenile urge.
:)
ghola- I have two things I'm going to post next week. If I'm not banned.
:(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you get banned for this bullshit I'm not going to be happy.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahhahaha
oathmeal is taking out his anger much like a paralytic down syndromiac who has been poked and prodded too much by his curious little cousins, and now flails his arms in epileptic rage, a torrent of saliva and vomit coursing down his enfattened chin.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:20:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
for some reason (unknown to me) i like bothering you.
you're fun to poke??
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'Fun to poke'?
There's a word for people like you.
Sadist.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So do I +2 or -2 this to fellate you?
-Dave
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love rockstars therefore I love me some Matty.
heart
jade
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see you rollin', I'm hatin'.
PS: +2.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yarrr matey.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT YOU JUST -2BOMBED OATHMEAL!
The streak is broken.
Worth it.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
scourgey, will you fill me in on the UnderOathmeal drama? I have no idea what's going on...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you've recently stop posting fiction.
you should give it a go.
i hate you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt, you're not so bad. I'm thinking about neg2ing this because it's opposite day, but accept this...as it is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
&U#^)(@$^#()$^#$
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:09:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
= )
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Opposite day was on hold at 13:09:41, sorry.
Method loves me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In no particular order, of course.
Exhibit the first:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80010
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
= )
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooooh boy do I love me some scourge. Yes indeedy.
I shall update this post for the remainder of the day as I count the ways.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Never have made up my mind on that.
It's back and forth.
I'm going to try for a banning today. I guess a -2 spamming of Oatmeal will do the trick.
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Go for it.
Waving the 'I'm a nice guy' banner doesn't work for you, for reasons obvious to only a few (myself included).
Fuck off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never have made up my mind on that.
It's back and forth.
I'm going to try for a banning today. I guess a -2 spamming of Oatmeal will do the trick.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make up your mind...are you +2ing your own posts or not?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:46:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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you have CRUMPLED my feelings with your silent disapproval
except it's opposite day. this is officially a +2.
Bret is cool.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess my alternate title would really be about cyber auto-fellatio.
Hmmmmmm....
My back isn't that bendy.
I'm just assuming of course.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Teehee.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eyes are the windows to the soulless
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I'm pulling out old shit on Tiger's post, I'll do the same here:
MistressFist got up and walked out of the bar alone
Followed shortly after, swiftly, by scourge and 'Matron,
O-town hit her with his shoe and threw her 'gainst the wall,
Scourge - at that point pantsless - made her munch on his shaved balls,
Then they started ruttin', bluejeans down around their knees,
Taking turns at slamming throbbinb penos in her steeze,
Scourge wanted more oral and he got some tonguin' jive
O'er her naked back they laughed and shared a rape high five.
Nine months later MistressFist was laid up in a bed
Legs in stirrups, MasterFist with icechips by her head,
"Push a little harder" said the doctor, "Almost there,"
She pushed, she screamed and then she heard her baby gasp for air,
Looking at that baby MasterFist was quite confused
They had eyes of brown and yet the kid had eyes of blue,
MistressFist went pale, for she knew the baby's fate:
Born a child of scourge or 'Tron, a child of Uber rape.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This will be one short list.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i mean http://www.ubersite.com/m/84372
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:37:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Since it's opposite day, this review means Method loves me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 this post: http://www.ubersite.com/u/84372
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah!!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Because it isn't your whole face, JERK!