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Submitted by <fclo002.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-27 14:26:49 EDT


And I'm a giant flaming queerbag who was defeated by Sicosemen, Scourge, Method, and Shlongy.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y'know, I thought about trying to get my name added to this list, but then I figured, well, I already killed him once, so let the other guys have some credit.

You do realize, that after Bret comes down from his roid-rage, he'll be back

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's time for summer reruns!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO, I WAS SIMPLY CORRECTING THE INCORRECT RATINGS HE HAD PREVIOUSLY LEFT ME.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:35:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

stop using oathmeal to +2 yourself

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE MYSELF!!

SIGNED,

SCOURGEY

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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