Grueberfest 06: Final Round Match Up and Tittles (663 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-10-27 14:47:04 EDT
After three years, eight months, two weeks and six days, this competition is about to wrap up.
I'm going to just cut to the chase and name the two finalists, becuase this post is late enough in being posted as is. The handful of drive-by ratings were removed and scores were recalculated in order to ward off the bullshit. Your final round authors, then, are:
Stagger_Lee v. kaos_king
AUTHORS WITH UNDERSCORES IN THEIR NAMES MUST GIVE A TITTLE TO THEIR COMPETITIOR BY THE END OF THE DAY.
YES, A TITTLE.
POST THAT TITTLE IN THIS REFERENCE POST.
Final Round stories due by 11:59PM Tuesday October 31. Halloween, bitches!
Voting ends at 11:59PM Wednesday November 1.
Winner announced Thursday, November 2.
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 23:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seven more minutes.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-01 23:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. Did I lose yet, then? Deadline's over, isn't it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't count Kaos' entry as a forfeit.
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No worries. It still counts as an entry this round.
Speaking of which, I need to review both your stories...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Both entries were so good I refuse to rate either. Both were awesome, and if it were uptome, there would be a tie. Gasmo, it's your call.... Write a pome. <---- not a speeeeeling error....
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tie.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't count Kaos' entry as a forfeit. I only scraped through an earlier round due to someone showing mercy when I missed a deadline (due to horrible reading comprehension). Also, I don't think I should have advanced at the expense of Mike.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-01 11:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is with much regret and the most sincerest apologies that I post this... http://www.ubersite.com/m/95188
Stagger, I had a hell of a time with your titles, but I ended up combining two of them. Regardless, it still proved an excercise in stress-related creativity. Ultimately, the tale itself is futile - I missed the deadline due to some unexpected circumstances in the Real World and thereby lost the final round. In many ways it is fitting, since my head is so loosely screwed on right now I'm not even entirely sure where the hell the story I just posted came from.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 11:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/grueberfest06
The two are posted.
Read and rate, neeyas.
And kaos, how DARE you allow real life to steer the course of your posting?
Hang your head in shame. Hang it, I say.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-01 07:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT...DID KAOS FORFEIT?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-01 00:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think kaos has missed the deadline, yeah? Well, I don't care. If he submits something in the next day or so I'm happy for it to count.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-31 12:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blah.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95149
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This competition has created some of the best stories on Uber in ages.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-28 10:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
I REALY, really want to do "You Better Run To The City Of Refuge."
However, I can't seem to get my mind to stray from what I created in "The Twilight Country."
Doing a sequel would be lame and the other two titles aren't grabbing me at all.
Stagger, just so you know - I may be stealing that "City Of Refuge" in the future.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-10-27 23:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAH!!!
What the fuck??? I so thought I was outta this thing.
Teh Devil McCallum must have been pre-occupied with eating the souls of infants or something...
Stagger, your titles are -
"Here Comes The Flesh Controllers"
"The Last Dedication Of Greyface"
"Fishing The Sky For A Promise"
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-27 22:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i should probably go read them. sometime. when im not sleepy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-27 19:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm actually sort of bummed it's ending. I didn't think I'd enjoy it as much as I did, just because while I do enjoy the genre, I thought it might get a bit repetitive. Several of the writers have written some seriously creative stories throughout the comp. Congratulations, Stag & K-K, you deserve it. But O, Jack, Bigmike, Anansie, Forensic, H_V, etc..you've all impressed me, for true.
ps- kaos-king has a dash, not an underscore.
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Sacrilicious is right, this comp had some great stories.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaos:
"You Better Run To The City of Refuge"
"As I Sat Sadly By Her Side"
"Ain't Talking, Just Walking"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you did some good work, Voltage.
Remind me to take you out for shots and buttplugs some time soon.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-27 16:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bonne Chance to all the competitors.
Remember I'll be watching from the sidelines sipping champagne and eating scones. Or something like that.
Fuck it's nice to relax for a while now that I'm out. I mean I would have liked to win my round don't get me wrong, but I had no where else to go creatively. Have fun guys.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, no worries. Anyone who says "balls" is ok by me.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
balls
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"first you give us the continuum transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure"
"..yea i've heard THAT one before.."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
ps- kaos-king has a dash, not an underscore.
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So it seems I'm the asshole, then.
IT HAS AN UNDERSCORE IN MY MIND.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was never a contender
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-27 15:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I DID like those odes to Shlongy in that OTHER gay post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm actually sort of bummed it's ending. I didn't think I'd enjoy it as much as I did, just because while I do enjoy the genre, I thought it might get a bit repetitive. Several of the writers have written some seriously creative stories throughout the comp. Congratulations, Stag & K-K, you deserve it. But O, Jack, Bigmike, Anansie, Forensic, H_V, etc..you've all impressed me, for true.
ps- kaos-king has a dash, not an underscore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They've always said "tittles" you beannosed ponce.
Thanks for paying attention.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:53:45 EDT (#)
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You have no idea how glad I am that I am no longer in this.
Congrats, kk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this post said "titties" so frankly, I feel gypped.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RIC FLAIR IS A LIVING GOD
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Impatient below.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:47:41 EDT (#)
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finally