Battle of the Superfriends pt2 (316 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2006-10-27 17:27:08 EDT
The evil Darth Sicosemen had caught the Superfriends off guard and was on the verge of destroying them with one all-powerful -2DIE blast. The Superfriends were in peril, until...
Battle of the Superfriends
Episode xxv
"The Pain Of Betrayal"
The Superfriends were scattered around like broken dolls. Darth Sicosemen stood over them gloating. Masters Frankthebear, Thorpe, Fungah, Oathmeal, Forthewin, and 8track had been knocked out. Only Master Allyson and her padawan learner, Shine Box, were still concious and able to fight.
The stood up together and activated their lightsabers. Countless hours of training had worked a wonder on young Shine Box and his moves were in perfect tandem with Allyson's. They attacked as one. Darth Sicosemen moved like a black whirlwind, the blood-red beam of his lightsaber a trailing wave of light through the air.
But try as they might, Allyson and Shine Box could not break through his defenses. Allyson and Shine Box tried to support each other with +2's, but Darth Sicosemen countered with a series of
-2DIE's that un-balanced their ratings. No evil treachery was too much for Darth Sicosemen.
Master Thorpe woke up first to the sounds of lightsabers clashing and squealing. He opened an eye blearily and saw Allyson and Shine Box fighting for their lives. The two of them wouldn't last long under the barrage of -2's they were receiving. Thorpe stood up and activated his own lightsaber.
He leaped into the fray, but Sicosemen wasn't fazed. He seemed to have no more difficulty dealing with three Superfriends than with two. Soon the other Superfriends were up and fighting, and not even the might of Sicosemen could counter out so many +2's. He leaped back up to the boulder he started rom and laughed at them.
"Foolish Superfriends! Did you think I would allow you to defeat me and approach my master? Did you think I would risk fighting so many on my own? Fools! This first round was only a test of your strength, and as I suspected, all of you combined are no match for the power of the -2DIE!"
Oathmeal ran forward, "Well if you're so powerful, why do you run?"
"Run? Me? Master Oathmeal, I always held you in such high regard, don't insult me now! This isn't the end of this fight, nor is it the end of me! Consider this the intermission! The next act will spell the end of the Superfriends! Allow me to introduce an old friends of yours! Come out! Darth Malt!"
To the horror of the Superfriends, their old comrade, Master Maltease, stepped around the base of the boulder with an evil smile, and in his hand was another blood-red lightsaber.
"Did you miss me, my old friends? As you can see, I'm doing quite well! Your master, Paint_it_black, is also doing well! He is a guest in our prison now, and we've come to invite you to join him!" Sicosemen and Malt laughed at the Superfriends. The Superfriends showed no fear, but inside, they felt lost. The Emperor Bartbart had turned one of their most powerful allies and captured their leader. Was there any hope left?
(To be continued?)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-27 23:02:15 EDT (#)
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hey SUPERFRIENDS!
here's an idea: the next Battle of the Superfriends will be a choose your own adventure!
then everyone get's a say in how the story goes!
except mike-mc, he's going to be jar-jar.
whatcha think?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-27 21:12:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-27 20:30:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-27 20:30:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-27 20:01:36 EDT (#)
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you guys are such a team.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-27 19:51:34 EDT (#)
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SUPERFRIENDS!
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:49:16 EDT (#)
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This will be the last time I read anything you have written...not that you care or anything I just thought I would tell you.
This is worse than the whole 'urbane's rotten cunt pics' thing.
And that was bad...I'm still in therapy.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:27:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:26:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:26:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:26:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:13:37 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA! my most hated post yet!
I am the grand poobah of unpopularity!
SUPERFRIENDS!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:08:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-27 18:08:19 EDT (#)
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what do you care, steaky? you're not involved in any of this, remember? you were too cool to be a Superfriend.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:58:27 EDT (#)
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Remind me to punch you in the face if I ever see you in person.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:45:57 EDT (#)
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all you faggots are about as retarded as corky in a helmut.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:45:47 EDT (#)
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O no no no no no...
We're gonna keep this piece of shit on the front page with the rest of the in-turds.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:39:51 EDT (#)
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Part 3 must include the meltdown of Oath. Yes, I am reading it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:31:57 EDT (#)
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Give it a fucking rest, Tardo.
Christ, I can't wait until Kindergarden goes back in session so you can go back to wherever the fuck you came from.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:29:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-10-25 00:58:16 (#)
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anything with the word "superfriends" earns a -2, you stupid cocksmoker.
I don't care if it was clever, I don't care if it was good or not, I didn't even read it, I will simply help -2 this off the front page because you fucks want to team up and suck each other off.
GHEY. do you hear me? G-H-E-Y.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:28:36 EDT (#)
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Nice heap of shit youve got here.