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Category: Politics

Rating: -0.88 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Borat <borat_sagdiyev.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-28 00:11:16 EDT


Hello. my name Borat. this is my first post on ubersites. PLEASE, you read:






my homepage glorious website but it have problems. http://www.borat.tv/ That is why I coming to ubersites: to make new friends and get linkwhores. my hobbies are including:


drawing penis in MSPAINTEs,

make fun of babies on growingfamily homepage,

rapes,

and,

lemonpartie





ubersites have many beautiful ladies. maybe you could give me cybersexes with gabblycom!! last girl I met on interweb sent me pictures of a man with a stretched out assholes!! Nice!!!

please, I know I am noob and you will gives me minus two but I hopes one day to be most valuble author.

Niice!!!.jpg (134 kB)

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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!

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hahahahaha. Gee I wonder who that could have been?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking tool.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:11:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

seriously, that movie looks fucking hilarious

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yer darn tootin'



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:47:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

Badly done

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Badly done

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 11:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love Borat

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought bart put up the "No More Retards Wanted" sign?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just, no.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Both of those chicks have their fingers up your ass. Right next to your head.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-28 08:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-28 06:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by British_Bulldog (user info) at 2006-10-28 04:02:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wouldnt the greeting to everyone be...YETSHIMESH!!!! Shocking attempt. Not even from Khazikstan....
______________

Jak she mash you fuckwit i didn't spell it right but i'm still better than you

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-10-28 06:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post is having much great unworthiness thank you. Please you are posting more better and being more not stupid from now yes?

Submitted by British_Bulldog (user info) at 2006-10-28 04:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wouldnt the greeting to everyone be...YETSHIMESH!!!! Shocking attempt. Not even from Khazikstan....

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was only a matter of time.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uzbekistan sucks, or wherever you are from

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You want to be a superfriend, Don't you?


of course you do. All the cool people do!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Meh.

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

publicity stunt? sure, why would big movie companies waste millions of dollars on advertising when they can just post on ubersite for free?

fucking tool

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

(sigh) either an alter or a crappy publicity stunt. either way, craptacular post, and coming from me, that's really gotta hurt!

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you likes?! lets give cybersexes!

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice package, Borat.

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 00:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seriously, that movie looks fucking hilarious


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