Battle of the Superfriends pt 3 (Choose your own adventure!) (514 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2006-10-28 01:01:28 EDT
With the betrayal of Maltease, the Superfriends were in dire peril of being captured by the evil Darth Sicosemen. Was there any way to escape and rescue their leader, Master Paint_it_black?
Battle of the Superfriends
Episode xxv
"Oathmeal Strikes Back"
The Superfriends were fighting as hard as they could, but against two powerful enemies like Darth Sicosemen and Darth Malt, they could not win.
Thorpe and Frankthebear was facing off against Sicosemen, their old rivalry fueling the intensity of their battle.
Meanwhile Allyson and Shine Box were leading the attack against the traitor Darth Malt. The other superfriends were hanging back, some wounded, othere waiting for an opening to join the fight.
It was better to let the senior masters fight first, not only to give them room to move, but to observe the enemies tactics.
But Oathmeal could already see how things were going to turn out. There was only one hope now.
"Everyone get back!" he shouted, "I can take care of this!" The Superfriends all sprang back to make way for Oathmeal. He jumped high in the air, and when he came down, he punched the ground.
With a rumble, the ground split open and an army of shadowy figures wielding double-bladed lightsabers emerged and charged Sicosemen and Malt.
Sicosemen and Malt tried to fight these mysterious warriors, but they were soon overwhelmed and retreated.
"Don't think you've won yet, Super-fags!" shouted Sicosemen over his shoulder.
"You still haven't reached our master's palace yet, you fools!"
With that they disappeared in the rough terrain. The shadowy army departed back into the crack in the ground, which closed again.
"Who were all those guys?" asked Shine Box.
"Those are just my alters," said Oathmeal casualy.
The Superfriends put away their lightsabers, and after making sure everyone was alright, resumed their trek towards Emperor Bartbart's palace.
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Meanwhile, in the throne room of Emperor Bartbart, the emperor himself was observing the advance of the Superfriends on a monitor. A servant entered the room carrying a tray of body oils.
"Is yousa ready for yousa massage, Emperor sir?" asked a tall, gangly creature.
"Ah, Mike-mc! Just in time! I must prepare for our guests."
"The bombad Superfriends, massa? Theysa a bunch of ghey menz!"
The emperor laughed and reclined his throne, but at that moment, Sicosem and Malt entered, saw what was about to happen and made to leave quickly.
"Don't leave yet, my friends!" the emperor said, "I saw your performance on the monitor. Overall I was pleased."
"Thank you master," said Sicosemen, trying to avert his eyes from the sight of the emperor's daily massage. He had tried to time his visits to the emperor in an attemt to avoid being present for this ritual, but so far, he had been present for every one. He tried to repress a shudder.
As Mike-mc finished a rather obcene method of physical thrapy, the emperor continued. "I want the two of you to go down to the dungeons and bring Paint_it_black here. We will await his pathetic Superfriends together."
"Yes master," said Sicosemen and Malt. The rose and left, trying not to run.
"And take Mike-mc with you. I'm finished with him for now."
This time, Sicosemen couldn't help but shudder. "Just be sure to wash your hands!" he hissed at Mike-mc as they left.
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A short while later, the Superfriends reached the palace gates. Twenty feet tall and solid gold. A swing of a lightsaber was all it took to leave the gates in ruins. The Superfriends rushed into the courtyard and destroyed the security droids.
As they were about to break down the front doors, they swung open and a strange creature stood there. He appeared to be unarmed.
"Hellos there Superfriendsa, meesa called Mike-mc. Meesa the messenger of the Great Emperor Bartbart. Meesa has been sent to show yousa to the emperor's room. This waysa!"
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What sould the Superfriends do?
A) Kill Mike-mc for being an annoying little douche-bag?
B) Kill Mike-mc after he lets them in?
C) Let Mike-mc take them to the throne room?
D) Have Oathmeal summon his army of alters and storm the palace?
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-31 14:52:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by docker (user info) at 2006-12-31 14:48:18 EST (#)
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Anything associated with the supafweinds needs a -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:43:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 00:12:56 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 07:20:30 (#)
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Frank, you must pay attention, faggot face. Oathmeal is no longer associated with ubersite, he has been defeated by scourge, shlongy, method, and I, mostly I, but anyhow tie it into the story: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020
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if this is true, then this is a dark day for the Superfriends. first PIB was taken from us, now Oathmeal has been driven away. this is a desperate call for new Superfriends! our numbers must increase, or we are doomed!
SUPERFRIENDS-UNITE!
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Too Late!
WE HAVE FORMED THE LEGION OF DOOM AND WE DEDICATE OURSELVES TO EXTERMINATE THE SUPERFRIENDS
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 00:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 07:20:30 (#)
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Frank, you must pay attention, faggot face. Oathmeal is no longer associated with ubersite, he has been defeated by scourge, shlongy, method, and I, mostly I, but anyhow tie it into the story: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020
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if this is true, then this is a dark day for the Superfriends. first PIB was taken from us, now Oathmeal has been driven away. this is a desperate call for new Superfriends! our numbers must increase, or we are doomed!
SUPERFRIENDS-UNITE!
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:23:21 EDT (#)
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THORPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:10:46 EDT (#)
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I choose to shit on you while you sleep.
Or, while you're awake...like, what the fuck are YOU gonna do about it?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 07:20:30 EDT (#)
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Frank, you must pay attention, faggot face. Oathmeal is no longer associated with ubersite, he has been defeated by scourge, shlongy, method, and I, mostly I, but anyhow tie it into the story: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-28 06:47:18 EDT (#)
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Recess is over. Back to your potty training.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:10:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:33:20 (#)
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SOMEBODY WRITE A SUPERFRIENDS ORGY
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well with only one girl, it'll be more of a gang bang than an orgy...
what do you say, Allyson? y'up for it?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-28 02:37:59 EDT (#)
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Hellz yeah!
Then Maltese, Frankthebear, and all the other Superfriends went to Hooters for chicken, milkshakes, and teats the size of ROFLcakes. Then we returned once again in unison, to destroy Darth Sicosemen.
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hooters does milkshakes?????? i guess jiggly boobs count.....
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:36:59 EDT (#)
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hehe! I'm enjoying this shit way too much!
life am good!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:35:49 EDT (#)
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ok, Maltease is happy, Thorpe is on the fence, the future of the Superfriends hangs in the balence.
Will the evil Darth Sicosemen realize the error of his ways and turn back to the +2?
Will the evil Emperor Bartbart continue to molest Mike-mc?
Will Shine Box ever get over his fear of his shadow and interfere with Allyson sexually?
Tune in next time for
BATTLE OF THE SUPERFRIENDS!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:33:20 EDT (#)
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It would the best idea of all time EVAHZ
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:32:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:17:55 (#)
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suddenly, Darth Malt appeared from behind Mike-mc and sliced him in half with his lightsaber, his OLD lightsaber.
"I'm sorry my friends! It was all a trick to find where Paint_it_black was being kept. I never really turned to the -2DIE! Can you ever forgive me?"
Frankthebear looked at the others, Thorpe nodded, so did Allyson and Shine Box.
Frankthebear smiled, "Welcome back, Master Maltease!"
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eh? good enough?
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Hellz yeah!
Then Maltese, Frankthebear, and all the other Superfriends went to Hooters for chicken, milkshakes, and teats the size of ROFLcakes. Then we returned once again in unison, to destroy Darth Sicosemen.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:30:12 EDT (#)
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it needs a few limbs being lopped off... i mean what good is a lightsaber if everyone keeps their arms/hands ?
everyone knows lightsabers were designed for the removal of hands and arms... jsut ask walrus man...and the bantha... and dooku...and anakin... and luke... and darth vader (anakin again) and mace windu............
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:23:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:16:25 (#)
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By the way, I say that I should be the one to kill MikeMC after he lets us in... With my Lightsaber down his throat. If you would like, i can write it superfriend-like!
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Suddenly, Mike-mc got up, put himself together again, and waited patiently for the Superfriends decision
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:17:55 EDT (#)
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suddenly, Darth Malt appeared from behind Mike-mc and sliced him in half with his lightsaber, his OLD lightsaber.
"I'm sorry my friends! It was all a trick to find where Paint_it_black was being kept. I never really turned to the -2DIE! Can you ever forgive me?"
Frankthebear looked at the others, Thorpe nodded, so did Allyson and Shine Box.
Frankthebear smiled, "Welcome back, Master Maltease!"
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eh? good enough?
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:16:25 EDT (#)
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Thorpe!
:(
Shinebox, No secks for you tonight... AND THAT'S A PROMISE DAMNIT!!!!
Thorpe, please come back to the love of the superfriends.
By the way, I say that I should be the one to kill MikeMC after he lets us in... With my Lightsaber down his throat. If you would like, i can write it superfriend-like!
:)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:14:24 EDT (#)
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Alright. I admit defeat. Please forgive me and allow me back into the Klan, uh, I mean Superfriends!
*bends down on one knee*
Plz!?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:11:30 EDT (#)
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don't leave us now! this is our darkest hour! besides, shiny's a padawan learner, just slap him a few times and he'll learn! that's how it works! (just kidding sniny!)
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:10:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:08:23 (#)
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Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-27 20:28:04 (#)
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ur shit
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Shinebox left this on my post, I quit the superfriends :(
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jus fuck right off
SHINE FUCKING BOX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:09:56 EDT (#)
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fuck me...
pile *of* gay sex
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:09:13 EDT (#)
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I never really wanted to be in the superfriends anyway, but I got caught up in the mood.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:08:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-27 20:28:04 (#)
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ur shit
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Shinebox left this on my post, I quit the superfriends :(
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-10-28 01:07:03 EDT (#)
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E) the superfriends all get naked and make a big pile gay sex