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10 Words (Or Less) About 10 Uber Users: Part 2 of "Pick a Number" (794 hits)

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Rating: 1.22 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-10-28 07:58:31 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/94603 Part 1


Phuzzygish:

Seller, not closer with women. Block head. Potentially Gay. Uberdirectory.


Captain Thorns:

Double lazy eye. Puzzle solver. Software testing corporate nothing. Fruitcake.


The Taste of Monkeys:

Nerd. Extreme knowledge of bugs. Funny poster. Likes good beer.


Sphagnum:

Gay. Gayer. Gayest. Gayer than Gay. Gayer than Gayest. Dickhead.


Crystle:

Thick tongue to lick my bung. Kind. Nice. Good personality.


Kracka:

White dude wearing black paint. Military. Sand spider. Fucking sexxxy.


strwbryfanatic:

Cool. Wisconsin accent. Fun to talk to. V-card. Dirty talker.


Tigerlilly:

Incessant post camper. At least a twleve pack. Prosthetic whiplash.


JonnyX:

Georgette. Sarafina. Irene. Betty. Susan. Dianna. Estelle. Marjorie. Sharon. Awesome.


Shlongy:

Geriatric. Disposable money diapers. Likeable dicknosed asshole. Would meet. Wee.

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-18 09:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How did I miss THIS?

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-12 01:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My turn. :D

sicosemen:

Wishes he was Maddox. Probable compensating for lack of size.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

JonnyX:

Georgette. Sarafina. Irene. Betty. Susan. Dianna. Estelle. Marjorie. Sharon. Awesome.
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I'm partial to Jennifer, but these are all good.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 19:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like we'll be wathing MNF.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-10-29 12:59:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for being a blatant ass kisser.
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You are a fucking idiot. Everyone knows that I don't give a shit about them and not everything in here is nice, you stupid fuck. Pay attention, shut the fuck up, or kill yourself...your choice?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Part three with me right? right?I'm cool... http://www.ubersite.com/u/ih8u2man



no effenz butz who dat is dare belowz???


------------> strwbryfanatic?


Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-10-29 12:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for being a blatant ass kisser.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-10-29 12:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Perhaps an lsd bitch would soothe the savage diabetes?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-29 12:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is terrible.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

!!!!!!!




umm.... I still don't think that's such a good thing.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No, I mean it's a good thing. I'll only be able to think of the rimming potential.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks? (WOOO! MADE A LIST!)



crap.

O-man.. please self-induce specific amnesia on that one...

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-29 00:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now I won't not think "thick tongue" whenever I see Crystle's name.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-10-28 16:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your claims are outrageous. I have never talked dirty to you, ya jerk.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-28 16:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2, but only because the cracka one made me snort

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-28 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/94473

You missed yourself

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-10-28 13:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oathmeal:

Slowly growing on me. Fagot. Crying whiny little bitch. Hahahahahafagot.

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part 1

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-28 12:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oathmeal:

Crybaby tool who cannot handle rejection. Sucks a mean dick.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

`sniggers`

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good concept, but you could've done more with it.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol@tigerlilly

"at least a 12 pack"

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-28 11:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*nods* beer is good

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Speaking of "Pick a Number", that reminds me:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/40504

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sure thing, Robert Udell. Post something like the high quality you constantly pump out, right? Wait, what's that? You don't ever post anything worth reading? Ok, well I'll try to do something better than that, no problem.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-28 09:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 08:58:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

What's wrong bubba, mad that I didn't but your backwoods name on yet? I can tell you that it'll closely resemble sphagnum's if it makes you feel any better.
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Don't bother trying to make me feel better, as I don't feel badly at all. Just write something with some thought in it, rather than the constant drivel you vomit into the void....

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-28 08:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's wrong bubba, mad that I didn't but your backwoods name on yet? I can tell you that it'll closely resemble sphagnum's if it makes you feel any better.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-28 08:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sicosemen:

Idiot. Fool. Suckup. Retard. weenielicker. buttslammer. attention whore. dolt.
***********
Only worth nine.....

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-28 08:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JonnyX:

Georgette. Sarafina. Irene. Betty. Susan. Dianna. Estelle. Marjorie. Sharon. Awesome.
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Perfect.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-10-28 08:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Disposable money diapers


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Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer
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