Battle of the Superfriends pt 4 (The End?) (431 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2006-10-29 01:23:39 EST
The Superfriends had won their way to the palace gates of the evil Emperor Bartbart. There they were greeted by a tall, annoying, possibly gay, creature called Mike-mc.
Thorpe, who the Superfriends had thought had betrayed them, had returned to their group, and just in time, for Oathmeal had suddenly vanished without a trace.
Was this their final adventure as superfriends?
Battle of the Superfriends
Episode XXVI
"The Final Defeat?"
Mike-mc stood before the Superfriends in the doorway. Frankthebear decided they would let Mike-mc lead them inside.
"Goodie-goodie! Meesa peener is busting with gheyness to be so helpful!"
"That's it!" screamed Allyson, "STFU! -2DIE loser!" She ran forward and kicked Mike-mc in his small and inoffensive balls. Mike-mc fell to his knees, and Allyson drove her lightsaber down his throat.
Holding the lightsaber in place, Allyson used the intense heat and energy of the weapon to slowly melt Mike-mc from the inside out. Soon he was nothing more than a bubbleing puddle on the floor.
The Superfriends just looked at Allyson in shock. "What?" she said, "He was pissing me off, and all he did was -2 my posts!" The Superfriends all agreed she had a good point.
"Well no matter," said Thorpe, "I know the way. The emperor has ordered Master Paint_it_black to be brought to his throne room, follow me!" He led the way up a flight of stairs, and soon the Superfriends were standing outside Bartbart's chambers.
Without preamble, the Superfriends burst into the room to see...nothing! The room was empty except for a note left on the throne. Shine Box picked up the note and read it aloud.
"To my dear Superfriends, welcome!
I'm afraid I must apologize for not being here to greet you in person, but I've had a change of mind and decided I would rather not kill you yet. You have all provided a most entertaining distraction, and I would not deprive myself the pleasure of watching you struggle on in vain, hoping to find your master.
And to Thorpe, your betrayal will not be forgotten. But I have a parting gift for you to share with your pathetic Superfriends: Doubt. They might have been quick to take you back to replace the loss of Oathmeal, but are they sure they can trust you? Once a traitor, always a traitor, as they say.
And finally Allyson, I will not forget your slaughter of Mike-mc. He was an annoying fool, but he had his uses that I will find hard to replace.
My loyal apprentice, Darth Sicosemen, and I have fled for the time being, and I assure you, you will never get Paint_it_black back, for we have already killed him. Before his body faded away, he mumbled something about comeing back as another.
You may take comfort in this drivvel if you wish, but your hopes are pointless now. I shall use all my power to hunt you down and destroy you all, one at a time. From now on, despair will be your only companion throughout the galaxy.
Fight on in vain, fools, your time is fast running out.
Yours Truly,
The Exalted Emperor Bartbart, Ruler of the Uber Galaxy, Supreme Master of the -2DIE!"
Shine Box looked up at the others. He was about to say something, when suddenly, everything began to fade away. The light died and there was darkness, all sounds were muted and disappeared.
With a start, Frankthebear woke up and looked around. The computer displayed a box full of text headed by the words "Submit A Message." He rubbed his eyes and sat up in the computer chair and straightened his glasses.
What a wierd dream. Something about lightsabers and armies of alters. He had been reading this Ubersite for too long, it was messing with his head. Oh well.
He looked at the time in the bottom corner of the screen, 4:55 am. Almost time to go out into the lobbly and prepare breakfast for the hotel's guests. He clicked on the "Hook me up!" button on the screen and got up.
Superfriends and lightsabers, he thought with a chuckle, what a crazy story that would make, he would write it up and post it tomorrow. That oughtta be worth a few -2's.
As he got up and turned around, he stopped suddenly, there was a lightsaber on the table behind him. Was it all just a dream after all? He closed his eyes and shook his head. When he opened his eyes again, the lightsaber was gone.
Maybe it's time to take some time off from Uber, he thought. Nah! He decided to see how far he could take this. If nothing else, it would piss off Sicosemen, and that was worth the price of his sanity any day.
Frank went to make breakfast, going over scenarios in his head. This was going to be fun...
(The End?)
User Reviews
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the end? best news i've heard all day.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay in the extreme.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:34:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
IM NOT GAY!!!!!
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where did that come from? I never said you were, would be, might be, or have been.
so, you like the sausage, do you?
:)
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this entertained me
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-29 09:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You and the superfags are tools. I somehow can't think that I know you from somewhere as I too, once worked in hotels. Where do you live/work?
Oh, and you are a fagot.
End of story.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-29 08:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT ME?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 02:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well Lisa, the Superfriends started out as kind of a joke. one day Shine Box came out of nowhere saying he wanted to be friends with everyone on Uber. his likeable character grew on everyone, and soon, paint_it_black started calling a group of us the Superfriends. there has been much controversy from all sides, but none more than bart banning pib. now we are without a leader and I've been trying to hold us together, but it's like a handful of sand at this point:it just keeps slipping away...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-29 02:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is this superfriend shit?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 02:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I got it! it's the daylight savings time switch-over that's screwing this up!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 02:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some kind of glitch going on here...
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-29 02:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what happened to all my reviews????? WTF?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
never mind, for a while there, every review was going below shiny's
wierd glitch or something
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
test review
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHINEFUCKINGBOX
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok shiny, fess up! you're thorpe, aren't you?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
IM NOT GAY!!!!!
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where did that come from? I never said you were, would be, might be, or have been.
so, you like the sausage, do you?
:)
Submitted by maximus44 (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf--the superfriends are just a rip off of the superhomos. Not to mention boring as hell.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-29 01:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IM NOT GAY!!!!!
DAMNIT!
ps, really liked that you used my idea, Frank the bear... yay!
superfriends!
oh shinbox, i love you.