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Submitted by selfishinequities (View user info) at 2006-10-29 20:15:22 EST



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/hank.php


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Submitted by selfishinequities (user info) at 2006-10-30 10:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahahaha you guys are great.
And to think i used to spend time abusing people in yahoo christian chatrooms!

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I find it ironic that HotWillie chooses this post to rail on about the Uberocracy and how everything is unfair and everybody here is emotionally scarred. This post is three words and a link to an external document that's old enough to have been read by everyone who's ever used the Internet.

The reason it's ironic is because Willie's argument seems to centre around the creation of Ubersite as a new form of expression, something that allows its users to "think outside the box".

Ubersite does indeed allow for that, but this post doesn't exactly demonstrate the unique ability given to Ubersite users: the ability to combine some words into some sort of meaningful order that conveys some sort of original idea or opinion in such a way that others are able to understand and benefit from it. Even if that structure is inconsistent with the rules of the language, at least the user would gain some satisfaction from taking one small moment to create something new. Alternatively, they have the ability to say: http://www.break.com/index/shopping_cart_dueling.html

Which of these possibilites do you think Mr. Cilfone was thinking of when he created a website that "broke a few rules with its creation?"

Think about that, Hotwillie, next time you're plowing through Ubersite condemning people, thesaurus in hand, for enforcing unwritten rules that hold users to a higher standard of posting.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're funny too, Willie, but not in a humorous way. More in a strange, 'needs killin'
kinda way. Your time here is short, believe me.


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:25:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Chinless? Why, some folks here have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

---------------

That was funny, Bubba.

Very old, but funny.

Much like yourself at times.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Chinless? Why, some folks here have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Enjoyable.


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It amazes me that some of the most devout denizens of this site are the ones most devoted to the status quo.

Ubersite seems to be populated by many who were bullied in primary school, and thus now take revenge on others in retaliation for such treatment.

Or perhaps it is the refuge for those ineffectual, chinless cube people who lead lives of quiet, resentful desperation.

Those bullied then bully in return.

A vicious cycle.

I would remind you that the owner of ubersite was thinking outside the box and broke a few rules himself with its creation, and it is narrow minded bullies such as yourselves who make it little more than a chatroom instead of a more innovative and interesting place.

Perhaps you like it insular and provincial, otherwise it might be more difficult for you to be heard amongst the voices of new and more entertaining members.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/22301

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:10:34 (#)
Ranking: 1

That link was bizarre and fairly entertaining.
blahblahblahblah.....
When one clicks on 'submit,' one is invited to "logout or login as a different user."

Make your own rules, I say.
*****
Those who live by the sword will be shot by those who don't.



Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

get out

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That link was bizarre and fairly entertaining.

For those below who feel the need to enforce non-existant rules, I would remind you that a new post knocks any previous post by the same user off the front page.

If the individual user wishes to replace their own post, what difference does it make?

Post as little or as often as you like, knowing there is only one spot on the front page available to you at any given time.

If you wish for more, create another user name and post under that.

And when the naysayers decry the use of 'alters,' remember the burglar's house has many locks.

Those who protest loudest are probably guilty of same.

When one clicks on 'submit,' one is invited to "logout or login as a different user."

Make your own rules, I say.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-29 20:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1 per day.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-29 20:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ONE POST PER DAY


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