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Day 3 (1283 hits)

Category: News
Labels: Day1-7

Rating: 1.83 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2006-10-29 20:56:49 EST




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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was incredibly bland.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-10 02:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome and creative

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-01 09:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

your feet are fucking nasty.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no you don't.

You have nut spread you call peanut butter, but it's NOTHING like the real thing.

I'll send you some.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WE have real peanut butter, it's just I don't have real peanut butter.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and no real peanut butter, Saccy...

I swear, a land of savages...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-30 20:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait..first no frosting..now no Febreze???

I am NOT exagerrating when I say it might be the best modern invention there is. Including all technological advances.

And I can vouch for its effectiveness on pot smoke.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-30 20:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh man, thorpe.. Febreze is teh roxxors.

It takes all sorts of smells out of all sorts of fabrics. too bad you aussies are so upside down.

I have used it to remove seriously bad BO from the passengers seat of my car. And believe me, if it conquers THAT guys BO, it's GOOOOOOD.


www.febreze.com

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I find that picture of your feet really amusing. I'm not sure why. Maybe because they look happy.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not sure, but tell me more about this Febreze. I need to get the smell of weed out of my dining room before Friday.

NOT FROM ME, NOT FROM ME

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't get the smell of stale cigarette smoke out of my nostrils.



Possibly because I'm surrounded by smokers. While this isn't new, there is one person directly across from me who IS new, and from the stench that has not been present while the other smokers have been here for the past year, she may not know how to properly maintain hygiene.

Stale smoke is one of the worst smells possible.

Can I spray a coworker down with Febreze? Would that be harrassment?


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dUDE, DID YOU know that if you eat a WHOLE XCAN OF NUTMEG YOU WILL GET HIGH?????


TRUE i sWear

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-10-30 15:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

time to call a vietnamese cleaner/hooker

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-30 13:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You have monkey toes.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-10-30 13:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please remember to trim your toe nails.

xx
mum

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Legumes and Nuts

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-10-30 11:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-30 05:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hell yeah!

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-10-30 04:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

crack some eggs into a small jug
whisk with a fodk until only just mixed
add chopped vegtables
heat saucepan with a knob of butter in
when the butter is brown add eggy mess
as mess is cooking lift the cooked bits with a spatula to allow runny bits underneath

when it's brown on the bottom your mess/omelette/dinner is done
and salt and be nourished


Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-30 02:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

could it be?

the suprefriends are entertaining me today AND the packers have won two games in a row.

cue the rapture...

Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-30 01:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


STOP WASHING YA FUCKING FEET IN THE DISHWASHER! YA FUNNY CUNT YA

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-30 00:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:49:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yep. Do it online or they'll fine you, it doesn't matter when you mailed it.

-------

Yeah, I know. Bastards. I always do it online anyway. I hate paper forms.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-30 00:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHINE FUCKING BOX!!!!!

SUPERFRIENDS!

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-10-30 00:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thorpe, you're my new hero.. I'll be checking this for the next four days, I can guarantee

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yep. Do it online or they'll fine you, it doesn't matter when you mailed it.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a tax debt to pay. Much sadness. I gotta do that by tomorrow, eh...

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just clicked "No" for every question and now it's telling me I'm getting all my money back.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ooof..



Don't know if I'm THAT bored. I hate taxes. Ours are in April.


My best advice for you.... divide everything by three and take the square root...multiply by 12 and then scrap everything and pay someone else to do it.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:20:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm bored...
--------------

You could help me lodge my tax return...

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm bored...

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoy your antics

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is up with my little finger in that last pic???

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:30:35 (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a basket marked "nuts" in your pantry.

Is that included in chapter four of "Pantries for Idiots"?
------------------------

Hahahahahaha

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

without the meat?????



Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you know that if you don't clean up, they'll come home early.

that's what always happened to me.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You have a basket marked "nuts" in your pantry.

Is that included in chapter four of "Pantries for Idiots"?

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

australians are whack

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your feet terrify me.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-29 22:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha that drawing of your mum was priceless

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Box gravy mix and canned asparagus? Ya got weird shit in there...


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thorpe, the picture of your foot in the diswasher has ensured your place in the hearts of millions.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmmmm....


washing feet in the dish washer. Never thought of it before.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

couldve just made scrambled eggs...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahahhhahhaahhaahahaa


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:11:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

What's wrong with your feet? It looks like the little toes are all afraid of the big ones.
------------------------------------

It's a genetic Australian thing, from generations of people wearing thongs in the summer.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's wrong with your feet? It looks like the little toes are all afraid of the big ones.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yer a funny wunny widdle fewwow.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Goddamnit.

Day 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95008
Day 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95064

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-29 21:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best series ever


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