Uberia XXVI: Visions and Prophecies (464 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Nova <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-29 23:26:36 EST
Lord of the Post's eyes jolted open with a deep gasp as he sat up, panting hard from his recent nightmare. He looked around to see hundreds of men asleep in their tents and on the grounds around him. "The endless sea of post-killers, it was just a dream.." (http://www.ubersite.com/m/94880)
Razor rushed over with Kaos King and Axolotl to see what the commotion was about.
"What is it Ed Dee, er... Lord of the Post" whispered Razor
"I had a dream... a nightmare, it was the end, you and I were the last two posters left, the rest were post killers, even him." He said as he pointed to Kaos King.
"Me?" responded Kaos King, "why in the hell would I be a post-killer?"
"I have no idea, but there were new faces, a king by the name of Awesome Face?!?"
"Yes, he is real, Ed, much has changed since you have been gone, since the legends of Uberia have... fallen."
A knot had started to form in Lord of the Post's stomach as he realized that Lord Bart and his other friends had fallen, realizing that only he could reverse the effects of this through rebooting Microsof(T).
"Maybe it was a sign, of things to come if we do not act fast, maybe it's a vision from what will be" said Ed Dee. He began to ponder, to piece together his visions, staring off towards Ubersite in deep thought for what seemed to be an eternity of silence, until he snapped back into Razor's attention.
"Alright, Razor, how many men do we have gathered here?" asked Lord of the Post
"two hundred, maybe three, why?" replied Razor
"I need you to move them closer to the castle of Ubersite, be ready to strike when you see Lord Bart and his troops moving in for an attack. Use the..." Razor interrupted him, "Ed, get some sleep, man, you are talking like Lord Bart and the others are alive, they d..." Lord of the Post interrupted Razor "Just listen to me, be ready when you see them, be ready to help him and don't let them die again."
"Wait a minute, what the hell do you think you are doing?" ask Razor sharply
"I'm going to Microsof(T), I'm going to march inside the mainframe, and I'm going to reboot Uberia. Loki used the McGuddah Artifact right before everyone was slain, if I reboot, they will still be alive. I'm going, going alone to Microsof(T), and I need you and your men to be ready to save Lord Bart and the others.
"Save them with what?"
Lord of the Post reached into his backpack and pulled out a container labeled "NSFW" he held it very carefully, and passed it to Razor. "Razor, I found this back at Maddox' and I have no idea what kind of post it is, I myself have been afraid to open it, but I'm pretty sure if there will ever be a time, it's when I reboot, so take it."
"Ed, man, this is it, I mean if you can't pull this off we are..."
"I will pull this off, for Ubersake, if I doubt it, it will not happen."
The two warriors nodded at each other, clasped their fists to their hearts and chanted "For Uber" as Lord of the Post turned away and headed towards Microsof(T).
User Reviews
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't argue with that guys, it's been real tough trying to bring this to date, when I started this thing, I sat as a reader for quite awhile and read other posts, listened, learned, and brought this thing to life at the right time. I've got a bit of catching up to do, but I plan on giving it a shot. Definately more constructive than -2 die... thank you both...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-30 09:26:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, here's an honest critique.
This series is well written. It was creative back in its day. There is a LOTR-ish storyline, with as many usernames as possible thrown in. The lego art has become a cheesy "Whatyoo talkin' 'bout, Willis"-esqe tagline. The more popular a user was in 2003, the more heroic he/she is in the plot, which makes the author seem out of touch, by trying to be in touch - akin to wearing a Nehru jacket and talking jive to present day teenagers in an attempt to seem hip.
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Bingo.
I'll +1 this out of respect for oldbies and olde-skool namewhoring.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-10-30 16:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you kill off Shlongy?
I mean for real.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-30 14:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, im evil...i think
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-30 09:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, here's an honest critique.
This series is well written. It was creative back in its day. There is a LOTR-ish storyline, with as many usernames as possible thrown in. The lego art has become a cheesy "Whatyoo talkin' 'bout, Willis"-esqe tagline. The more popular a user was in 2003, the more heroic he/she is in the plot, which makes the author seem out of touch, by trying to be in touch - akin to wearing a Nehru jacket and talking jive to present day teenagers in an attempt to seem hip.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-30 04:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo Hoo, here we go.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok sheer curiousity and I know I'm out of the loop, why do your votes not count?
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha lego
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:31:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
take your panties out of the crack of your ass Darko I'm gonna put you in the story, I can tell you feel left out from your last little retalitory -2 with the caption "I'm not in this".
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What was I retaliating?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2, that make you feel better?
My ratings don't count, so don't be such a whiny cunt.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
take your panties out of the crack of your ass Darko I'm gonna put you in the story, I can tell you feel left out from your last little retalitory -2 with the caption "I'm not in this".
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-29 23:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Too short.