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Persuasion (379 hits)

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Labels: Story

Rating: 0.36 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2006-10-30 11:28:27 EST


It usually didn't take much.

A few words dropped into the conversation maybe the odd look that told her 'don't fuck with me', told her to back off or I'd have to give her a little lesson in persuasion.

Persuasion.....that is all she needs most of the times, a little persuasion. She'll be a better person for it, and I'll be fucking damned if she isn't.

I don't know what the fuck it is with the bitch, whether she thinks that she can mug me off in front of friends and family... or if she thinks she is safe in company of other people, I don't know but she doesn't half get brave when we have guests.

Just the other day I was hangin' with a few of the lads, we were a bit doped up granted, and I'd done a couple of g's of speed so was pretty hyped... but what the fuck, it's my house as much as it is hers. Christ while the council are paying our bills it's DEFINITELY as much my house as it is hers. Anyway if she thinks it's hers then the cunt can clean the fucking shit-hole up. Filthy slut.

Any-fucking-way... I was hanging with some boys; we'd drunk half a slab of Newcastle Brown and a few Tennant's Specials a man, oh, plus we were high on Speed.... I've fucking told you this bit already you bastards...... why doesn't anyone stop me when I'm doing that? ... That fucking slag does the same thing, makes me repeat myself.... Well, she does until everyone has gone home anyway. Then she begs.

Anyway, in she fucking swans right in front of the TV, Davo was trying to get through the second level of some shoot em-up on the PlayStation and the cunt walks right in front of the telly...

"Danny, I need some money Danny"
"Fuck of you stupid cunt and get out of the way of the FUCKING telly" I yell at her.

I can see the lads sneering at me like I can't control my fucking bitch. I leap to my feet and shove her through the door into the kitchen, kicking and punching her as we go.

It's at times like this that she gets into her resigned mode. I want her to fight back a little so that I can show off a few moves to the lads and kick her scabby arse properly without feeling bad about things. As it is the useless cunt falls to the floor and lays there while I kick her unconscious.

I know that later, when the lads have gone home or tomorrow maybe if I decide to go out with the boys tonight, I'll have to explain to the silly whore why she needed to get beaten, how she disrespected me in my flat while my mates were there.

I'll have to explain to her why I have to persuade her all the time to be a better person.


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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations.

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-24 04:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't hate you...



but I pity the foo'!

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-31 07:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm spousal abuse

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 05:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha nice


I like this piece.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 05:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

chav?

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-10-31 04:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you and words are like retards and pianos.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 18:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Council
Housed
And
Violent

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:19:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

what do you tell a girl with two black eyes??
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I told you twice already?

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yawn.

same old same old stuff...

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great stuff

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-10-30 12:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what do you tell a girl with two black eyes??

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-30 11:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good.


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