Send me pictures, you narcissistic bastards. (1456 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2006-10-30 14:28:00 EST
I know many of you are too "cool" or "old" or "English" to be dressing up for Halloween this year, but I have faith that there are still a few of you who aren't above being made a fool of in front of your friends and family or even intarweb strangers.
I am heretofore requesting that those of you who are into the costume thing take some spiffy pics and email them to me (at rockfishrock.at.gmail.com) by Saturday so that I may compile them for our amusement. Please include your uber name, and you may or may not attach self-deprecating commentary. Thanks!
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 03:32:23 EDT (#)
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Bleergh Bleeergh
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:05:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-06 04:34:02 (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ml7C-WfL8f8
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I hope I never have a daughter.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:54:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-06 03:37:18 (#)
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I saw this and thought of you.......
http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2005/telephone-sex-p1.php
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dare I ask
WHY you thought of me?
*unnerved*
Is it because someone told you I had one of those tiny phones? In fact, it's very possible that that WAS my phone.....
time to disinfect.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-06 04:34:02 EST (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ml7C-WfL8f8
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-06 03:37:18 EST (#)
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I saw this and thought of you.......
http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2005/telephone-sex-p1.php
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 02:52:10 EST (#)
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OMG K
I have an eye patch and gold hoop earring. They came packaged together for three dollars.
I hate waiting for other people. Other people are the reason I never did a "everything I needed to know I learned on my trip back to wisco" post in september. I STILL don't have my picture cds. :(
send em when you got em
at this point it will be next halloween
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-06 02:48:56 EST (#)
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i'm still waiting for my friend to send me pictures, but she seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth...
*sigh*
i guess that's what i get for relying on other people all the time..and she also has my eye patch..i bet she's wearing it RIGHT NOW, having a jolly old time
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 02:36:32 EST (#)
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:( terribly, thanks for asking D_R.
Assholiolio: it is not too late. Send me your pics. Please.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-06 02:27:15 EST (#)
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Is it too late for this? My halloween pictures have not made the trip to walgreen's just yet.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-06 02:19:03 EST (#)
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So, ahh, moley - how's this whole photo montage of yours going?
*giggles*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:53:52 EST (#)
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way to be, like, totally sarcastic :P
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:41:02 EST (#)
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way to not be on gabbly
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:40:15 EST (#)
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Is that a problem? I didn't include your name or address or anything.
They'll never know that data set number twelve was you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:31:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:18:47 EST (#)
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You know what, radleypants, I really truly appreciated your participation in that little foot thing of mine. I want you to know that, as my intarweb friend, your data was compiled with that of "real life" friends and family members to become part of a pool of data that was eventually converted into a "linear modeling project" for my math course. I used the data to make a scatterplot, a linear graph, and interpreted the axis' intercepts and wrote the data in an algebraic equation form. I typed it all up, made it look nice, and turned it in last week.
I will let you know what grade you and your gimongous feets helped me get.
THANK YOU :)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:05:55 EST (#)
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I TOLD YOU HOW BIG MY FEET WERE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 21:43:34 EST (#)
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BUMP assholes, send me your pictures
BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP
:'(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:21:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:02:53 (#)
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You "don't read all of my posts"?
What's WRONG with you?
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clearly, SOMETHING must be wrong with me.
Tell you what, Monsieur Shlongy; I'll read all your posts from now on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:02:53 EST (#)
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You "don't read all of my posts"?
What's WRONG with you?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-05 12:34:40 EST (#)
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I always find putting on a black hoody and calling myself a dementor pretty efective, sadly people generally refuse to give me sweets for it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 12:18:25 EST (#)
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BUMMMMMMMMMMP
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-31 07:35:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-31 04:36:47 EST (#)
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I don't do halloween.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 02:24:12 EST (#)
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IN OTHER NEWZ
I hath received only 2 pics thus far. FUCK HALLOWEEN
DRESS UP AS ANYTHING or IN ANYTHING YOU WANT
JUST SEND ME PICS*
*i will regret this
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yes, yes you will.
and it will probably be me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:32:30 EST (#)
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mr coley doesn't want to be associated with this degenerate website I frequent. He's walked by a million times as I've gasped at the sight of Urbane's gash, laughed at distasteful jokes, and spent too much time perusing it.
My comp died while I was in the middle of responding to O-tron's 2nd to last comment..I was about to say "there is no right answer to that question".
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:30:43 EST (#)
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Now, you know I generally look like a cross between "slutty hipster" and "Sicilian grandmother" every OTHER day.
It's Halloween.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:26:56 EST (#)
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You know what I'm dressing up as RIGHT NOW?
A dude who's going to sleep.
Send coley your pictures, people. Do it or suffer the consequences.
Oh and Lishy, I think you need to dress up as "Executive Ninja" tomorrow.
That or "Sicilian Grandmother."
Ooh. Ooh. Or "Slutty Hipster."
Ooh. Or "Sexy Barista."
Ooh. Or "Backup German Dancer on 'Sprockets'*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:23:57 EST (#)
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Oh, and has anyone ever seen a gypsy dress in all black? Ae there goth gypsies?
Because if so, I might have come up with a costume. I can't help that everything I own is black.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:18:07 EST (#)
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So umm...does Mr Coley ever read your posts?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:13:52 EST (#)
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So basically you're saying you're too good for my load. Is that it?
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO TAKE A SHOT ON THE FACE, BACK, SLIPPERS, HAIR OR HAM AND SWISS ON WHEAT?
MY MAN-NAISE IS SO SPREADABLE AND GOOD FOR YOU!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....PROTEIN.
I like caps lock.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:11:53 EST (#)
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Cool shirt. I'm doing my practicum with a grade 6 class at the moment and some of kids wear shirts with slogans on them that just floor me.
I think that the film of dust forming on my television screen has a higher IQ than your president and my prime minister combined. It's also more diplomatic and nicer to look at.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:10:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:06:25 (#)
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O Janx, or OJ, as I call it at breakfast, is good for your skin. When it gets crusty, just reapply.
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this is the type of advice I get when I ask internet strangers to email me pictures in strange costumes.
I suppose I deserved it.
*shudder*
IN OTHER NEWZ
I hath received only 2 pics thus far. FUCK HALLOWEEN
DRESS UP AS ANYTHING or IN ANYTHING YOU WANT
JUST SEND ME PICS*
*i will regret this
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:06:25 EST (#)
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O Janx, or OJ, as I call it at breakfast, is good for your skin. When it gets crusty, just reapply.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-31 00:02:13 EST (#)
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Well, at least I still have my beloved hand lotion and facial moisturiz......HEYYYYYYYY!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:57:54 EST (#)
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O RLY??
Then I wouldn't recommend you brush your teeth tonight, either. Spider-Wang went a little overboard.
Oh and throw out your shampoo unless you're looking for a little extra conditioning.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:50:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:45:53 (#)
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ANYONE WANT SOME SPERM IN THEIR BEER??
TOO LATE, IT'S ALREADY IN THERE! BLAMMO, LIGHTS OUT BITCH!
SPIDER-WANG STRIKES AGAIN!
*thwip*
*thwip*
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I'm glad I'm not drinking tonight.
OMG
Did I really just say that?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:49:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:36:53 (#)
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I love that site...their newsletters are almost as funny as their shirts. Almost. I just need to find a David Suzuki shirt to wear with my ensemble.
I met him btw - He showed up with his concubine at the resort I work at when I'm not slaving at school. He's a pious twat. I'm never watching The Nature of Things again.
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I'm on the mailing list, too. However at this point I'm thinking it's a scam about random email subscribers being chosen to get a free shirt; 'cause that's the only reason I signed up. I did, however, buy my lil nephew a shirt for Christmas last year (when he was only a month old) from the site that said "my IQ is higher than the president's". I know one of the guys that works for the site..he moved up here (to OR) from LA and helps submit ideas. Lemme know if you come up with anything good and I'll pass it on. He's moving back down there sometime in the next few months.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:45:53 EST (#)
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ANYONE WANT SOME SPERM IN THEIR BEER??
TOO LATE, IT'S ALREADY IN THERE! BLAMMO, LIGHTS OUT BITCH!
SPIDER-WANG STRIKES AGAIN!
*thwip*
*thwip*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:36:53 EST (#)
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I love that site...their newsletters are almost as funny as their shirts. Almost. I just need to find a David Suzuki shirt to wear with my ensemble.
I met him btw - He showed up with his concubine at the resort I work at when I'm not slaving at school. He's a pious twat. I'm never watching The Nature of Things again.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:16:20 EST (#)
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Ducky: http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=472
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-30 23:03:28 EST (#)
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If I wasn't off work tomorrow, I would probably try that one, Sac.
BUT... You could wear a flesh colored bodysuit and go as a nudist.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:50:17 EST (#)
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So, we're allowed to dress up for work tomorrow, but I didn't have time to plan anything. Shame, I still have that whole can of Aquanet from last year, too. But they didn't say anything about casual day, otherwise. So my question is, can I just wear jeans and say I'm dressed as an employee on Casual Friday?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:40:44 EST (#)
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I'm dressing up as Fat Tony.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:35:16 EST (#)
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I'm going as a baby seal clubber.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:23:13 EST (#)
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It's a talent
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:15:39 EST (#)
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I was Arthur Dent, but there were no pictures taken...
Yes, I was bored, forgot to think of something, and just put on a robe, some slippers, some sweats and grabbed a damned towel.
Some uncultured fuckers thought I was a freshman in college...
I can kind of see the point.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:08:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:01:19 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:33:09 (#)
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I might just dress my wang up like Spider-Man. Paint it up real nice in red and blue and have it shoot webbing all over unsuspecting women and men. And maybe in some drinks.
"HOW'S THAT BLACK & TAN TASTE? YEAH, THAT'S CAUSE MY JANX IS IN IT!"
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WANNA COME TO MY PARTY?
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I'm disturbed that I missed that review of Otron's first time around..more disturbed when I found it.
Hey people let this be a double warning to drink carefully and not drive. I just found out a good old friend of mine is on life support after a drinking and driving accident. anyone with a snarky comment is welcome to STFU.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-30 22:01:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:33:09 (#)
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I might just dress my wang up like Spider-Man. Paint it up real nice in red and blue and have it shoot webbing all over unsuspecting women and men. And maybe in some drinks.
"HOW'S THAT BLACK & TAN TASTE? YEAH, THAT'S CAUSE MY JANX IS IN IT!"
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WANNA COME TO MY PARTY?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:57:43 EST (#)
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JonnyX, even if you wanted to, you couldn't make out with me. My giant teefs would get in the way. And my orc hands would distract you.
Scourge: no offense, but NO :) thank you
Darko: where teh fuck do you find this stuff???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-30 21:45:20 EST (#)
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can it be a picture of my junk?
now i'll read the post and probably be ashamed of my hair-trigger reviewing
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-30 20:20:38 EST (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-10-30 20:17:18 EST (#)
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I'm not cool, old or English, but the picture I just sent you is me attempting 2 of those. Respect.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:27:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:12:44 (#)
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darko: you never gave me your address, so bah on you.
JonnyX HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME AGAIN?
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I'm just jealous, I would totally make out with you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:13:26 EST (#)
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Hilarity: send it to me by Sun night?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-30 19:12:44 EST (#)
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darko: you never gave me your address, so bah on you.
JonnyX HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME AGAIN?
Orgasmatron: your friends are no fun :(
Shlongy: I know it's hard to believe, but I don't read every one of your posts. JonnyX has offered to blow you in consolation.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-10-30 18:00:01 EST (#)
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coulda got me with my castro outfit and my ho's except the silly russian gave me an empty sandisk. suppose they just got computers innit its tough for them
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:48:51 EST (#)
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I am an adult, sorry to disappoint.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:44:52 EST (#)
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I sent you an outdated one because I didn't feel like doing it this year. Feel free to crop out the date.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:33:09 EST (#)
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I might just dress my wang up like Spider-Man. Paint it up real nice in red and blue and have it shoot webbing all over unsuspecting women and men. And maybe in some drinks.
"HOW'S THAT BLACK & TAN TASTE? YEAH, THAT'S CAUSE MY JANX IS IN IT!"
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:29:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:28:42 (#)
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What's your costume going to be? Some shovel-faced chick who likes to make out in the back of a Trans-Am?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-30 17:28:42 EST (#)
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What's your costume going to be? Some shovel-faced chick who likes to make out in the back of a Trans-Am?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-10-30 16:46:05 EST (#)
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My outfit this year will be cling film. Even the letters "NSFW" wont make it appropriate, even by uber standards......
Trick or Treat, anyone???
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-10-30 16:22:55 EST (#)
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I would coley, I really would, but I don't want my image falling into the hands of these perverted goons. Plus I'm just too cool. :-(
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-10-30 16:21:56 EST (#)
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Yes, see if you can beat my awesome costume
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 15:42:36 EST (#)
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Hilarity dresses up as a giraffe every day of the week.
LICK ME FROM WHERE YOU'RE SITTING, GIRL.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-10-30 15:32:33 EST (#)
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I like this idea, but my 80's prom themed halloween bash isn't until Saturday night, so I won't make your deadline :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 15:24:01 EST (#)
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Way to break Uber for a while, coleslaw.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-10-30 14:35:44 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/73930
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CREDIT HERE, YOU PLAGIARIZER.
You can make it up to me by blowing me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-30 14:32:33 EST (#)
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I wanted to go as Principal Rooney from Ferris Beuler's Day Off, but my friends wouldn't cooperate and go as Ferris, Sloane and Cameron.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-30 14:29:38 EST (#)
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I never was sent your mask so I'm not dressing up as anything for halloween :'(.