What a wospital (541 hits)
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Submitted by Nick Sancho (View user info) at 2006-10-31 08:01:35 EST
Mid October 1994 and I was at College studying my A'Levels. I started getting headaches every morning but by mid morning they would generally vanish, so I saw no need to see a doctor or to mention it to my parents. It was a very similar feeling to a hangover, kinda muzzy and annoying more than anything. I started to have problems walking to my coach stop, I couldnt walk in a straight line and was wobbling all over the pavement, I just figured I wasn't getting enough sleep and maybe wanking was seeping my mind of any balance. Back then I was a feroucious wanker, I used to see it as a challenge, until I wanked so hard that my nail dug into my foreskin causing a bleed that soiled my erotic stories book.
I was having trouble walking and concentrating but as I said these feelings eventually went away and it wasnt that hard to put up with. Then one day I sat around with my whole family eating our evening meal when I asked my dad to pass the pepper.......
Me> Can you pass the pepper please dad?
Dad> Pardon?
Me> cannnn u pwease uh pepper lease ad?
Dad> Are you drunk?
Me> flibble wibble bobble cobble
Dad> Get upstairs, we'll deal with you later
Me> izzzz havennnt beeen dwinkings toossserz
Anyway upstairs I went where I collapsed, my eyes glazed over and the next thing I know im being taken to the doctors and then the hospital. I was in hospital for a few weeks. Turns out I had a number of blood clots on the back of my brain and had suffered a series of strokes. I was scared but not as scared as when I was sent to the hospital a few weeks later to have an MRI scan. I entered the hospital with my mother, apprensive of being insde this machine for a good 40 minutes or so.
Once I was inside the MRI machine they asked if I would like any music on whilst I was in there, I pondered for a minute and thought it may at least drown the sound of the machine out.......how wrong I was.
The machine started slowly followed by the music, my mother desperatly trying to hold onto my hand , scared for her son and what he had been through......
Suddenly the speakers blare out 'Everybody Hurts' By R.E.M , my mum who knows about as much about music as Simon Cowells towell bursts into tears.
I just stared up at the grey machine. Nothing was going to make me feel better.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-07-03 06:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dadtoucher.
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-15 07:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you gay?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-07 17:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my goodness.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-10-31 18:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen'
-Jack
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-31 17:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wewease Woger!
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-10-31 10:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more rape.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-31 09:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-10-31 09:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-10-31 09:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-10-31 09:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are dying.
have a nice day!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good story dude.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's taking funny talk.
-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-31 08:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That fuckin sucks
I want to see more of this