Uberia Duels: Axolotl vs. Electrictoothsyndrome (354 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Nova <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-10-31 23:04:53 EST
Uberia Duels: Axolotl vs. Electrictoothsyndrome
The spawn of this battle can be found in the previous episode of Uberia:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95126
Axolotl dug the tips of his boots into the ground and dropped low to brace himself for the oncoming Electrictoothsyndrome. Within inches of their bodies clashing Axolotl drove his shoulder into ETS' stomach, lifting him up and over his head, dropping backwards and driving him into the ground. The trampled, muddy ground gave way to ETS' body smashing to the ground, mud from the force of his body splattering the surrounding onlookers. Axolotl raised his solid fist to the sky, a warm bluish glow began to form around his hand, "For the record, ETS, it was Al Queda!" he screamed as his hand raced towards ETS' face. ETS turned his body causing Axolotl to miss him, which in turn caused him to waste his entire series of Genocide posts on the gritty mud below ETS. A fist swung back and slammed Axolotl in the head, driving him backwards, his left foot slipping a bit.
ETS rose from the mud and spun a few retaliatory -2 posts at Axolotl, who managed to dodge a few but was knocked off guard by one to the shoulder, then a second to the gut, and a crippling third to the knee, dropping him chest and face first into the mud. ETS lifted his boot into the air over Axolotl's head like a hammer, getting ready to drive it into his skull, when Axolotl's hands emerged from the mud, glowing white hot with his Uberhistory posts, and grabbed ETS's ankles. The power of the post spread through the body of ETS, causing him to cry out in pain, and bringing him to his knees. Axolotl leaned over, planting his hands firmly into the mud, and spun the heel of his boot around to ETS' temple, knocking him from his knees to the ground. ETS dropped first to his side, and then rolled to his back. Both men were panting, worn from pain and confrontation.
It began to rain, softly but steady, as ETS rolled to his stomach and pushed himself up, immediately spinning around to form a new post by clapping his hands together, "Did you see the videos, Axolotl, the pictures!?!" screamed ETS as he drew both hands back, tiny particles pulling into the ever-growing and glowing red orbs surrounding both of his hands, "Didn't you even watch Loose Change?" The earth began to tremble as the surrounding onlookers began to shift, Axolotl began to take a few steps back, the glow from ETS' hands were beginning to turn everything in the nearby radius a shade of red, a culmination of conspiracy theories and government-hating propaganda, emanating from his clenched fists. "The truth is apparent, I've read every book on 9/11, all 712 of them, there...is...only...one....truth..." All of the hatred and political propaganda flowed from ETS' hands and into his body. The glow began in his eyes and then every orifice began to glow red, as he stumbled towards Axolotl. "You.... All of you... none of you know the truth... you ignore it..." Red flares began to spin off, hitting the innocent watchers and knocking them back. Axolotl took a few more steps back, "Get back everyone, he's gonna blow"
As Axolotl spoke those very words, ETS' skin began to harden, and then slowly crack, the entire sky around this battle turned red as he released a scream of torment and political frustration, and then, a thunderclap explosion followed by a wave of expended posts drove the entire crowd, including Axolotl to their backs, the force of the post lasted only briefly, then fully expired, as did ETS. Moments of silence seemed like hours, as the rain picked up and a drizzle become thicker. Finally, Axolotl got up, helping Razor to his feet as he smugly grinned and declared,
"I win."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqGLcKj72U
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 12:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-31 23:14:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Ax's been drinking.
That or he's getting a hummer and Ubering at the same time.
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hee, seems like Daddy left the liquor cabinet unlocked again.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 05:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, when Electro catches wind of you encroaching on his territory, there's going to be HELL to pay in the form of chockomut icecreams!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-01 02:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-01 01:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-01 00:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything where Brad goes apeshit is A-OK with me.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-10-31 23:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still catching up with Uber History since "my day" heheeh, sorry if I was off a bit, hopefully will get better as I catch up, just intended for good fun and a break from the series...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-31 23:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Ax's been drinking.
That or he's getting a hummer and Ubering at the same time.
Good duel.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-31 23:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
kinda of a misrepesesrestentation of both our positionggs though, ut what the hel lits all guood.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-31 23:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bizarre.!
AND YES I WATCHEd LOOS EAHNGE!!!
it vwas iu netigns!
ut eETS has not -2spammed all my posts since July, he used to hit up evey thing with a perect +2! ratling or not a lot ogf ratings!