Awww, my very first -2.... (415 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.14 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <mitchmarron.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-01 15:14:37 EST
Hello ubersite.
Long time troller first time submitter.
Just fine, thanks for asking.
It can be quite daunting writing a first post.
First of all, last night was halloween, so people probably wanna see costumes.
But that's a bit too topical for a first post.
So I was maybe gonna go with a "Bush is completely retarded" / "Bush isn't quite completely retarded" post, depending on which party I wanted to suck up to.
But unfortunately Bush is in fact completely retarded, and I for one wouldn't want to bring further attention to that point (the one about Bush being, mentally speaking, on par with a 35/45 radial tire.)
So I was gonna go with the generic obvious ones... a "NSFW - more boobs!" post (since many members feel there are never enough).
But I realized opening with Boobs on your first post is a lot like trying to kill a cockroach with EZ-off oven cleaner spray... sure it'll get the job done, but jesus christ what a horrible way to go.
Look I'm not the best with analogies, but just trust me... you don't want to open with boobs.
But so then I decided these were all fine ideas and screw you guys for judging me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha. You'll go far on this site.
Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you want to be a superfriend, i can tell.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No bare jugs?
WELL -2 THEN, FOP HAT.
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:32:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Anybody who enjoys bashing
Mr. Boophead can't be all that bad.
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*sigh*
Thanks for ruining an otherwise perfect -2.
Didn't you read the title????
Crap now I gotta make another one.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anybody who enjoys bashing
Mr. Boophead can't be all that bad.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to see a submarine stretch your asshole at the seams, then I want to shit down your throat.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to contribute
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:23:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*flushes*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR, CURTAINS
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to lurking.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn, beaten to it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...yup