Attn: Teen Girl Writers/Uberers (1270 hits)
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Submitted by SpikeGoddess (View user info) at 2006-11-01 15:37:38 EST
I need your help.
Want to get (modestly) published and/or contribute your perspective to a book project I'm working on?
Due to the nature of the project, I'm not going to post anything here in great detail, but if you're interested in having any short pieces of poetry, non-fiction, or prose published in a book that's all about listening to and respecting girls' words and knowledge, then post a reply here (so that I can check your user info and reasonably convince myself that you're really a girl) AND email me at
aradiasdaughter.at.yahoo.com .
I will email you back with a full description of the project and info on how you can help out IF AND ONLY IF I believe you to be a sincerely interested teenage girl writer.
You can ask questions here if you want, but I'm probably not going to answer them unless you email me. ;-)
And to everybody else----HELLO!!!!
And just in case you were going to argue that this was a waste of your time because you're not a teenage girl/you hate me/no content:
http://www.houseochicks.com/gallery/latest1.html
User Reviews
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG! im SO glad theres summit like this otherwise id never be able to express myself as a teen girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rolls eyes* im a teen girl and ppl respect wat i hav to say, if u need a book to make ppl listen ur saying the wrong things. suck it up.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF, mate.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-02 04:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I expected the main body of the post to contain the words:
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS
or
YOU HAVE TEH AIDZ
equally amusing is the thought of women publishing a book
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the "prove your a girl"
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
almost sounds like a crazy stalker/pickup line
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if only jailbait was still here, i think she was what, 13?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45061
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I didn't know better I'd say this was a bizarre attempt to exploit creative works from young ladies.
Of course we all know that no teenage girl has ever posted anything on Ubersite, much less anything worth stealing.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I regulalry still have relations with girls in their late teens. No book could possibly grasp what they're thinking about.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Teenagers who refer to themselves as any type of god or goddess are laughable in their naivete.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You want MY help?? Well, here it is: fuck you and all of your dyke teenage girls.
Fuck you and your mother/father in your dirty asses. Constricting requests are the bane of the internet. Eat shit and die....
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:50:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
There are no teenage girls on this site. Just grown men pretending to be teenage girls, and grown men angry that teenage girls think they're creepy...
--
Bullseye.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The number of vile, inappropriate, disgusting, crude, and vulgar things that I could say pertaining to this post is staggering.
So much in fact, that my brain has almost ceased all of its functions.
The potential for such sheer brutality here is just... beyond meassure.
I have to go.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since nobody has said it yet...
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look out for them and care for them ,than they get on the streets uh?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a 16 year old boy, stop peer pressuring me to get a sex change!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to be considered. I've been looking for a place where I can express my esteem as a young women and not be demonized by these creeps here. I think I have some great things for your book.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh jesus i didnt read the last line
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for discrimination againt old penis
you are 19 now, right?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spike Goddess has never sounded more like a forty-seven year old man than at this point right now.
I'd like to know what kind of van "she" drives.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't you think there's been enough of these 'women's voice' type things?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPIIIIIIKE!!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM A TEENAGE GIRL I WANT IN.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my...
http://www.houseochicks.com/vulvauniversity/lesbosex/lezover.html
http://www.houseochicks.com/vulvauniversity/lesbosex/lesclass.html
excuse me, i have to go beat off now.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you should email me too: triggerhappyannie.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So Spikey!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spike loves men.
What does it mean when I've already seen those puppets?
Probably what it meant when I realized I'd also already seen someone's post a few days ago with teh asian dude with a monkey on his groin.
I have reached the ends of the intarweb.
Email me if you like, Spike.
rockfishrock.at.gmail.com
hope you are well :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are no teenage girls on this site. Just grown men pretending to be teenage girls, and grown men angry that teenage girls think they're creepy, and of course, old ladies such as myself.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those puppets are cool - they'd make for a kick-ass ventriloquist act.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is going to edit every extraneous just, like, and so from the manuscripts?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I could totally write something called "Looking at My Cervix For the First Time (Mirror, Mirror on the Floor)" and blow some young little thing's mind.
And I'll follow it up with "You want to put what in my mouth?"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you hate men so much?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if anyone knows teenage girls, it's me.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cindy Margolis has finally posed nude (in Playboy). When will these people realize, when you're 40, no one wants to see you naked anymore! I, for one, was quite disappointed, but judge for yourself.
NSFW link:
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/2006/11/cindy-margolis-nude-playboy-photos/
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because I could totally write something called "Looking at My Cervix For the First Time (Mirror, Mirror on the Floor)" and blow some young little thing's mind.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What if someone wants to write something from the perspective of a teenage girl?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:39:22 EST (#)
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ME! ME!
I'll volunteer!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:39:06 EST (#)
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Wondrous vulva puppets!
Hi Spike.