Who is ubersite's most transparently pathetic user: Shlongy or Caulincourt? (1599 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2006-11-01 16:00:44 EST
Some of you might say, come come, surely a creature like jaypeg is a more obvious candidate?
But I think when we talk about someone being transparent we mean that there is actually a front of some sort to be seen through. I haven't followed jaypeg's career very closely, but from what I've seen he wallows unashamedly in being pathetic - there is no pretence that he is anything other than pathetic.
Shlongy and Caulincourt, on the other hand, both present themselves as successful and superior people. Shlongy focusses on his financial success, whereas Caulincourt presents himself more as an allrounder: good job, gym fit body, socially and sexually a champion.
Both of course presume themselves to be more intelligent and knowledgeable than all other users, and both, despite their constant claims of leading great and wonderful lives, have established themselves as well known characters on this website by making staggeringly vast numbers of (negative) comments on other people's posts. Both have made well over 20,000 comments.
I have only really observed them casually, when they pollute my posts with their moronic remarks, but to even a casual observer like me it is obvious that behind their desperately maintained fronts they are both deeply pathetic people.
But who is the MOST pathetic? Which one of them is the most needy and desperate for affirmation from this website? My money would probably be on Caulincourt. Although in some ways his front is more rounded and developed than Shlongy's (which is basically just a charicacture) the way he carries on when provoked is to me the main giveaway. I first noticed it after some little comment i made on a now long-forgotten post, a comment that touched on some vulnerability or other of his. His reaction was totally lacking in humour, and reminded me of how a nasty little bullying five year old girl I once knew behaved when I took her to task. The same kind of flavour comes out when someone plays a prank on him and he starts whining and screaming about it.
Also, if you look at their pictures, Caulincourt's face to me shows more sharply the effort and strain of repressing fear and presenting a mask of confidence. Shlongy's of course has it too, but to me the pain in his face is dulled by the obvious stupidity.
Anyway, as I said, I'm just a casual observer. I would be very curious to hear uber's views on which of them is the most pathetic.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-09 08:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This WAS great.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-08 21:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that was goddamned hilarious.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I first noticed it after some little comment i made on a now long-forgotten post, a comment that touched on some vulnerability or other of his. His reaction was totally lacking in humour,..."
I think with Caul you've gotta remember english ain't his native tongue. He can say stuff and you giggle like a schoolgirl because it makes as much sense as 'all your base'. Which begs the question,
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
you post pictures of your polluted semen, you are not fit to call anyone pathetic.
... what's the french equivalent of 'polluted'. Creamy?
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
herr schmidt
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:39:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh gosh this is a tough one. Caul seems more angry and bitter at the cold, cruel world.
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no one is angry.
you just assume so because i think you are boring ugly old dyke with no redeeming qualities.
i am not the only one to think so.
lots of people are starting to think your blogging sucks ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina- I hope we'd do our laughing BEFORE I reamed you from behind.
If the laughing came DURING, my feelings could get hurt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why didn't you include yourself in the "competition" Shandy because I think you could have ran away with this one.
I vote for "Shlongy"- for everything.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-03 07:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Give it what I call the 'trapped in the elevator test.'
Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with?
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Considering the trapped in an elevator thing - definelty Shlongy. We'd laugh more.
I generally like Caul but he gets too moody. I can't bear moody people.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 06:36:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-04-09 06:25:38 (#)
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And yes, my shirt rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from a vacation
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-03 01:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no man has given me more pleasure than cliff lyons
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-03 00:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
***COMPLETE LIST BELOW (in no particular order)***
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-02 23:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who's cliff lyons? another obscure australian personality we shouldn't care about?
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-02 23:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
greening stop creaming yourself just because someone else gave you a chance to insult people who, unlike your esteemed self, are not obvious wastes of oxygen.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 20:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just for the record, my semen is not polluted
it is actually sacred semen, given that i am a descendent of jesus christ and also have some kind of blood ties, i'm sure, with Cliffy Lyons.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-02 20:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, Shlongy hasn't felt the need to defend himself with a -2 and a curt statement yet. Why? He gets it. """
defend myself? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was shooting for a similar sentiment here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91621
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
you post pictures of your polluted semen, you are not fit to call anyone pathetic.
and who cares about this internet bullshit? only you do.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Chicken dinner...
See, Shlongy hasn't felt the need to defend himself with a -2 and a curt statement yet. Why? He gets it.
Caul, on the other hand, "gets it".
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the Yapping Dog
the Crapping Cat
that really is brilliant work loki - it captures them perfectly
i propose that from now on they be referred to by those names at all times
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just don't know, this is like saying who is more annoying a yipping barking little dog that won't go away or the neighbor cat that always craps in the flower beds.
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that is beautifully put, though the advice to just ignore them, as with a fucking yipping dog and a fucking crapping cat, is easier said than done.
when they invade your posts, that is. if they stayed out of my fucknig posts, or at least said somethkng intelligent or useful or amusing when they did visit, there would be no problem.
in other words, i don't care if they yap or crap elsewhere, just not in my garden.
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cadrach asks why i post this. i see myself as a hero on a shiny white stallion bravely confronting evil and malice.
which brings me to kuroneko sama's question "can we post our vote in?". i'm not sure what this means, but speculate that kuroneko is seeking the chance to vote anonomously, as he or she fears the spiteful vengence of the yipping dog or the crapping cat. if that is actualy the case, it confirms the need for heroes such as myself to mount our stallions and fight the noble fight.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is playing (or playing up) a character, as many of us do on uber.
Caulaincourt actually believes all of the shit he spews.
There is a difference.
Give it what I call the 'trapped in the elevator test.'
Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with?
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ForensicGirl.
What do I win?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
plus, he's really short, loki.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh gosh this is a tough one. Caul seems more angry and bitter at the cold, cruel world. That's pretty pathetic but then this Shlongy character strikes me as the type of guy who feels the need to wildly exaggerate his standing in life because unless he convinces other people that he's rich, no one will talk to him. He's more likely to have been that kid always picked last for the team in school and he's carrying a lot of anger towards "cool kids" for that.
I just don't know, this is like saying who is more annoying a yipping barking little dog that won't go away or the neighbor cat that always craps in the flower beds. Best to completely ignore them both really.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you post pictures of your polluted semen, you are not fit to call anyone pathetic.
and who cares about this internet bullshit? only you do.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-02 09:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got no beef with either of them.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The frog wins. It probably wasn't even a fair contest. But what I want to know is what did you hope to gain by dragging this out into the open and shining a light on it?
Did you really want to hurt him? Did you really want to make him cry? Did you hope to publicly shame him into leaving?
What was in this for you, Mr Obviously Pathetic?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's shandythedog? Who's JMG?
Where am I?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are Shlongy & Caulaincourt?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:42:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:54:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:22:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
5 bucks says Caul doesnt give a shit
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And Shlongy will bet you 500k that he doesn't give a shit.
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who in god's name are these characters? for some reason i imagine them as very young teenage boys chewing gum and wearing sleevless t-shirts.
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just another batch of Caul/Shlongy's rape victims, we know how their mind works and YES I DO HAVE SLEEVES ON THIS PARTICULAR SHIRT...and i wish i had some fucking gum
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:33:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:22:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
5 bucks says Caul doesnt give a shit
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And Shlongy will bet you 500k that he doesn't give a shit.
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who in god's name are these characters? for some reason i imagine them as very young teenage boys chewing gum and wearing sleevless t-shirts.
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I'm not a "character". =(
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can we "write in" votes?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:22:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
5 bucks says Caul doesnt give a shit
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And Shlongy will bet you 500k that he doesn't give a shit.
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who in god's name are these characters? for some reason i imagine them as very young teenage boys chewing gum and wearing sleevless t-shirts.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy is a redundant fuck
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chuckle-rific.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry, where's your "case in point" again?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's too fucking bad most of you assholes spell as well as retarded third-graders.
It's CAULAINCOURT and SHLONGY. Caul is a self-centered moron who attempts tobe brilliant, and fails.
Shlongy is smarter than most of you moronic assholes..........
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Lol, typo.
"tobe"
Mmm, sweet, sweet irony.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
I find both of them relatively amusing.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:22:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
5 bucks says Caul doesnt give a shit
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And Shlongy will bet you 500k that he doesn't give a shit.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5 bucks says Caul doesnt give a shit
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:09:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
schlongy is smart? that's rich...
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Case in point.....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyobdy on Ubersite is real...
and special.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
schlongy is smart? that's rich...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's too fucking bad most of you assholes spell as well as retarded third-graders.
It's CAULAINCOURT and SHLONGY. Caul is a self-centered moron who attempts tobe brilliant, and fails.
Shlongy is smarter than most of you moronic assholes..........
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt is on a perpetual mission to prove that he is more well-adjusted than anyone. The impossibility of living up to his militant asshole father's expectations is probably what causes him to act like a social superstar, void of all emotional weakness, and in fierce denial of his raging homosexuality. Schlongy is just a pervert, he's not trying to fool anyone. And unlike Caulaincourt, he's funny.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for Bret.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know what's worse- the Fabio comparison or hearing about my likeness to that dork Arquette.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i will give you my hot white lava all over your back mr fabio
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:09:19 EST (#)
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wud u liek 2 share sum back lava wit me kennay?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:02:55 EST (#)
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actually it's 'baklava', cro-magnon
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's called backlava you stupid uncultured inbred narcissist.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:00:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:46:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
no one wants to hear about your weird greek festival traditions method ok
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DUDE KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE, THE NEW ZT2000 MODEL JET SKIS WILL BE OUT FOR THE SUMMER
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course dude, the pastries are always flowin 'round these parts
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmm... greek pastry...
Method, are you gonna have some more of those tasty greek pastries the next time i stop by? i'll be in your neck of the woods for the next month.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no one wants to hear about your weird greek festival traditions method ok
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wHATS WRONG WITH BEATING UP ANIMALS? I USED TO BLUDGEON POSSUMS WITH A BROOM ALL THE TIME
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty dead on.
While I really bear no ill will towards either of these dipshits, I have to say that Caulincourt tried to rationalize how normal he was after explaining how he and his "normal" friends used to torture small, defenseless animals (this was in Gabbly). He then got up in arms defensive when I explained that was classical early behavior of most psychopaths and serial killers. He then vehemently tried to argue that no, torturing small animals and then brutally killing them was perfectly normal, wtf was wrong with me.
Dude, I will never believe smashing a cat's head into a wall seven or eight times, or stepping on the head's of birds trapped in a barn is normal behaviour, dude. Go get help you sick fuck.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why but I thought this was fanatical.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes thorpe you fat cunt
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm obese :(
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tough caul.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IM NOT FAT IM FESTIVELY PLUMP
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't lump me together with those weirdos.
the only thing i have in common with them is obesity.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
method method method
how many times must i go over this?
you belong with rad, apullo, thorpedo, jaypeg and co. in the OVERTLY pathetic category
some cunt snuck into my account moments ago and included me in there too, but that is obviously nonsense - everyone knows that i am in reality the coolest and most successful person here, in fact, in the world.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe I wasn't even considered for this, you fucking nutjob
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I also think it is funny how we the pathetic decide to vote amongst ourselves to decide who is the MOST pathetic.
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It's called mob mentality. Search out and destroy the outsider, the weakling. And then let out a long, gutteral chuckle.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's far too late in this stage of reviewing to trot out the vote for myself.
i'll abstain from voting until i see someone taking a clear lead, then i'll vote for the other.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is a act, a well-crafted character designed for Uber.
I know people who have met him and have described him as *gasp* a gentleman.
He doesn't really care and you can tell it in his bullshit reviews.
Caul, on the other hand...is a whining stinky cheese smelling surrender monkey who has issues
with the fact that he has choked down alot of man meat in his time (which doesn't make him gay,
YEA RIGHT)....
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:19:18 (#)
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i am above this nonsense.
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apullo is no doubt afraid of offending his little canadian bit on the side
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:20:44 EST (#)
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Shlongy is a act, a well-crafted character designed for Uber.
I know people who have met him and have described him as *gasp* a gentleman.
He doesn't really care and you can tell it in his bullshit reviews.
Caul, on the other hand...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am above this nonsense.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is all very interesting
obviously i should have included a rule that you can't vote for yourself
and i should have emphasised the transparent/false front concept a bit more, perhaps something like: "which person on this site who calls other people losers all the time is actually the biggest loser?"
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:10:07 EST (#)
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I also think it is funny how we the pathetic decide to vote amongst ourselves to decide who is the MOST pathetic.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Psh, I'm dead pathetic meself.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:04:25 EST (#)
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I say caul.
I've bitched with both, Shlongy 2 years ago, Caul now.
When I bitched back and forth with Shlongy, he at least stopped from time to time. When an argument bored him, he dropped it and moved on.
With Caul, he'll come back after 15-18 hours and try to restart the argument, and then is all "woah is me" when people won't leave him alone.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, Shlongy isn't from Quebec, Canada's Big Kentucky Hollow.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:55:44 EST (#)
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http://www.crackedvideos.com/flv/leaveittobush02.swf
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:46:22 EST (#)
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Chin up, girl.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pathetic, isn't it?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh - I know....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:43:09 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:42:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
hhmm... I actually thought I was more pathetic than either one.
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That means that you'd make a list, though.
And you simply don't make lists.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:43:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:42:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
hhmm... I actually thought I was more pathetic than either one.
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That means that you'd make a list, though.
And you simply don't make lists.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hhmm... I actually thought I was more pathetic than either one.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:17:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fully exploit my patheticness (?) for the social capital to be gained by making jokes about it on ubersite, which is even more pathetic.
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actualy thorpe, this business you refer to is what i've been struggling over in all my Most Important Literary Works
there's no success like failure
but failures no success at all
etc
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is playing (or playing up) a character, as many of us do on uber.
Caulaincourt actually believes all of the shit he spews.
There is a difference.
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although i believe that is probably true, Schlongy still gets my vote.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:35:12 EST (#)
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Shlongy is playing (or playing up) a character, as many of us do on uber.
Caulaincourt actually believes all of the shit he spews.
There is a difference.
Give it what I call the 'trapped in the elevator test.'
Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:32:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:28:01 (#)
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I would whole heartedly disagree with your assessment of the level of my patheticism.
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Agreed, Rads patheticism cannot be covered in a rating. It deserves its own post.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is going most heated.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:30:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:05:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the most pathetic because. Success breeds contempt and you had more contempt in your email than Japan has sick perverted game shows. Booyakasha!
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Ali G has an uber account?!?!???!?!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think they're both hilarious.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a tough one, but i'm going to have to go with Schlongy. and trust me, it was really hard to chose one over the other.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:28:01 EST (#)
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I would whole heartedly disagree with your assessment of the level of my patheticism.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:19:59 EST (#)
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yes quite so thorpe, but as i reminded rad, the key here is the concept of transparency and a false front.
i am in the openly pathetic camp, i make no bones about that.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:18:18 EST (#)
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anyway, it would be dreadful if this Very Important post degraded into a juvenile slanging match.
VOTES PLEASE!
as far as i can tell, the tally so far is:
caulincourt - 1
shlony - 1
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:17:12 EST (#)
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I fully exploit my patheticness (?) for the social capital to be gained by making jokes about it on ubersite, which is even more pathetic.
As do you to an extent I think, I remember one of my favourite Shandy posts was when you bought the new stapler.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:16:14 EST (#)
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but yes quint, i guess you caught me out: MY contempt for those two cocksuckers is basically driven by envy: i am jealous that i haven't been able to make 25,000 nasty comments on this website.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:14:18 EST (#)
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I am an ass kicking toilet boy.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:12:14 EST (#)
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contempt ( ) n. The feeling or attitude of regarding someone or something as inferior, base, or worthless; scorn.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:12:11 EST (#)
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Well obviously Shlongy is pathetic. He comments on every post and comments poorly at that. Usually lacking wit and intelligence.
Caulaincourt is ghey but not as addicted to uber since he is usually cock hunting.
Yes, shlongy is pathetic.
He wins.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:10:06 EST (#)
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hahahaha @ quint's comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:09:20 EST (#)
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yes, but rad you fall into the jaypeg category - in that you don't pretentd to be anything other than pathetic
not in any other sense, i hasten to add
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:07:49 EST (#)
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Where's OathMeal when you need him???
"His reaction was totally lacking in humour, and reminded me of how a nasty little bullying five year old girl I once knew behaved when I took her to task. The same kind of flavour comes out when someone plays a prank on him and he starts whining and screaming about it."
You're spot on about Caul, shandy - he does love to dish it out but whines quite a bit when the tables get turned on him.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am more pathetic than either one
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the most pathetic because. Success breeds contempt and you had more contempt in your email than Japan has sick perverted game shows. Booyakasha!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:04:59 EST (#)
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Can't say I've studied either's behavior.