Sorry, I couldn't take it anymore (1453 hits)
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Submitted by foster (View user info) at 2006-11-01 16:13:51 EST
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:07:49 (#)
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Where's OathMeal when you need him???
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-26 14:48:20 EST (#)
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love this post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:34:01 EST (#)
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LOOK AT THAT FAG COCKTAIL!!!
You can skip looking at the fag drinking it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:55:07 EST (#)
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Jesus, Bret, you're fucking dumb.
THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING JOKE.
But I'll explain it to you, so I know you got it.
"Your mother tried, one night, to kill you by shoving a coathanger between the still soft bones of your skull after she hatched you because she realized what kind of an abomination she had let forth upon the world."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:47:53 EST (#)
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What an idiot!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-02 20:45:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-02 18:22:26 (#)
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Jay, you really are an idiot, aren't you?
They're called TRIMESTERS because there are only THREE of them.
I swear to god, just when I think you've hit the zenith of stupidity you go and redefine what it means to be a moron.
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that was the joke, toolbag. you really are a fucking idiot.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 20:28:53 EST (#)
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NOW WITH 65% MORE CRUMPLING
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-02 19:39:57 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure Jay meant she tried to abort you after you were born....hence the fourth trimester, you fucking twit
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-02 18:22:26 EST (#)
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Jay, you really are an idiot, aren't you?
They're called TRIMESTERS because there are only THREE of them.
I swear to god, just when I think you've hit the zenith of stupidity you go and redefine what it means to be a moron.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:58:25 EST (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew roids shrank your balls, Bret, but I had no idea they made you stupid.
I could have SWORN it was from your mom puncturing your soft skull with a coathanger trying for a fourth trimester abortion.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:52:31 EST (#)
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Person who is obviously jealous of me because I'm 44% stronger and 112% thinner than he is, below.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:38:48 EST (#)
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Hey Hadley, we missed ya, fucker.
Here's the difference. I haven't had 4 meltdowns and 7 accounts where I try to "re-invent" myself only to fuck it up and announce myself.
I haven't gotten into bitchspats on Gabbly where 5-6 people have mercilessly taunted me until I blew up and left, only to come back 15 minutes later with a different screen name and try to make friends.
I could give a shit if people like me or not, he can't stand to NOT be the center of attention.
I'd go on, but fucking hell, your mom sucks dick like a CHAMP, and I need to bust a nut on her jaw.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:24:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:08:32 (#)
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Jee...Sus...Christ...
I... I'm fucking speachless at the amount of shit you're willing to put yourself through just to be noticed...
Wow.
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I hate it when the pot calls the kettle "nigga".
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:19:44 EST (#)
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a sequined glove's required to pull off that pose, pooky.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:08:32 EST (#)
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Jee...Sus...Christ...
I... I'm fucking speachless at the amount of shit you're willing to put yourself through just to be noticed...
Wow.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 12:36:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:50:05 (#)
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ha ha, I didn't see that, halarious!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:40:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:26:01 (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Classic.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:35:32 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:48:47 EST (#)
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attention seeking much?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-02 04:14:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:42:27 (#)
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Such a pathetic little man.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:02:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:35:52 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:26:01 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:00:46 EST (#)
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fag below.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:57:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:30:37 (#)
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Your not a noob but similar to what is referred to as a 'five jump chump'
And, like, six people here get that without Google.
Seriously, Bret. Are you bipolar, a schizo, or just a pathetic, fucking waste of sperm.
Now, go take yer little alter # who-the-fuck-knows and -2 my posts like you did before.
I am the original Foolproof and I can prove it. I did what I did to show you ratings means fuckall.
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Fucking die you fucking waste.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:48:57 EST (#)
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There goes the fucking neighborhood.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:50:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:47:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:41:51 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:09:29 (#)
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LOL A MOM JOKE I DONT KNOW HOW ILL RECOVER FROM THAT ONE, BRET
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I'm sure you'll find a way, George.
And it'll probably involve a shitty MSPaint post about a failed abortion or something equally asinine.
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This is awesome - Bret is ALREADY back to his old ways.
Have you noticed, the time differential between Bret's quitting of Uber has been getting shorter and shorter?
Pretty soon, he will be at the point where he quits, makes a new alter, gets pissed off, and quits again, ALL IN ONE DAY.
This theoretical limit, called the Cilfone Limit, will eventually lead to the heat death of the Universe and Ubersite.
WEEEEEEPS
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:41:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:09:29 (#)
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LOL A MOM JOKE I DONT KNOW HOW ILL RECOVER FROM THAT ONE, BRET
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I'm sure you'll find a way, George.
And it'll probably involve a shitty MSPaint post about a failed abortion or something equally asinine.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:40:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:24:25 (#)
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I'll be going home to my family soon. I suppose we'll go out to eat. Somewhere expensive I guess.
I'll probably bang my wife later too.
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Yea, I'll probably bang your wife later, too.
Get off my post, bitch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:24:25 EST (#)
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I'll be going home to my family soon. I suppose we'll go out to eat. Somewhere expensive I guess.
I'll probably bang my wife later too.
Have a fun night with your one bedroom apartment, Penthouse Letters, and your Hamburger Helper. Good luck in the retail world tomorrow. Hope you sell enough stationary -or whatever the fuck it is you try to peddle to your betters- to support your pitiful self.
Has the stink of desperation fully permeated your existence yet?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:17:54 EST (#)
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What the fuck is the matter with you?!
I mean, BESIDES the obvious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:17:02 EST (#)
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Oh Bret, this is my first real visit here since your temper tantrum the other day. That was exciting, wasn't it?
As for spending time outside, I guess I'll take no advice on that subject from a pudgy ginger who spends all day making alters on an internet forum. You're pathetic and you're mentally ill.
Seek help.
Or do yourself in.
Either way is cool.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:13:07 EST (#)
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my god you are such a loser.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:09:29 EST (#)
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LOL A MOM JOKE I DONT KNOW HOW ILL RECOVER FROM THAT ONE, BRET
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 19:08:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:15:05 (#)
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Sitting alone, drinking a beer, why am I not surprised
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Actually, your fat mother is the one who took the photo.
And scourge?
You're a pussy. Go outside at least once this month, mmkay?
Faggot.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:42:27 EST (#)
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Such a pathetic little man.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:15:05 EST (#)
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Sitting alone, drinking a beer, why am I not surprised
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 18:10:53 EST (#)
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YAYYYYY!
Bret Dallas is back!
WOOHOO I am so happy! what is this, one of Jeanneee's old alters???
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-01 17:06:44 EST (#)
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fag below and above
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:55:26 EST (#)
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http://www.crackedvideos.com/flv/leaveittobush02.swf
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:51:39 EST (#)
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Dude is that a lime in your fag?
I mean your beer.
Did it come with a serving of ghey menz salsa?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:49:35 EST (#)
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Oh for fuck sake. It should be widely known that queer beers are fucking shite. Dos Equis, Corona, Peroni... I'm looking at you. Hoegaarden is the only beer that should have a lime in it.
Fuck you and your Mexican pisswater.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:40:23 EST (#)
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DAMMIT PEOPLE GET OFF MY NUTS ABOUT THE FUCKING LIME WILL YOU!???!?!?!
*removes androstenedione needle from arm*
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:37:27 EST (#)
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+2 dos equis is the shit.
-1 fruit in the beer was outlawed by a Man Law
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:36:38 EST (#)
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Idle threat below.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:36:01 EST (#)
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I'm happy you are back, you realize this is the only set of +2's you are going to get. Then we are going to force you into a debilitating 'roid rage' and you are going to inexplicably wind up down the old Freddie Mercury route.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:32:42 EST (#)
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Was that a sarcastic, "I love this guy"?
I sure fucking hope not.
I already signed you up for my mailing list.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:31:02 EST (#)
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fruit is for pussies.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:30:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:27:03 (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:24:50 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:22:08 (#)
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There's a fruit slice on your beer, fag.
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That's a Dos Equis, dumbshit. Limes in a Dos Equis are about as Mexican as cheap labor and queludes.
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Man, thanks for the info! I've never had a beer before.
Why do you think I didn't give you a -2, clown?
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I fuckin' love this guy.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:30:37 EST (#)
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Your not a noob but similar to what is referred to as a 'five jump chump'
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:29:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:15:19 (#)
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I love you, too GC.
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I fuck with everyone. You have to admit it was a chuckle.
okay, it was only funny to me. But that's what counts.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:29:16 EST (#)
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Welcome back
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:28:39 EST (#)
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Bret, did you see that I spotted you on someone elses post...in the picture. I'm pretty sure that you are making one of your disses... ?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:27:51 EST (#)
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By the by, I hate limes in my beer. Corona, the Dos, Negro Modelo, any of them. It tastes like shit, I think.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:27:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:26:04 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:25:33 (#)
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well, there goes method's dreams of having you suicide out.
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And yours too, I'm sure.
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meh.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:27:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:24:50 (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:22:08 (#)
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There's a fruit slice on your beer, fag.
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That's a Dos Equis, dumbshit. Limes in a Dos Equis are about as Mexican as cheap labor and queludes.
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Man, thanks for the info! I've never had a beer before.
Why do you think I didn't give you a -2, clown?
Actually, I've never had queluudes before...
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:26:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:25:33 (#)
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well, there goes method's dreams of having you suicide out.
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And yours too, I'm sure.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:25:33 EST (#)
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well, there goes method's dreams of having you suicide out.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:24:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:22:08 (#)
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There's a fruit slice on your beer, fag.
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That's a Dos Equis, dumbshit. Limes in a Dos Equis are about as Mexican as cheap labor and queludes.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:23:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:21:53 (#)
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You think, bret? I wish. So how has life been after your panic attack?
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You believe *everything* you hear?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:22:08 EST (#)
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There's a fruit slice on your beer, fag.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:21:53 EST (#)
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You think, bret? I wish. So how has life been after your panic attack?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:20:35 EST (#)
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Simon below.
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:19:51 EST (#)
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Simon if I were a hot chick I'd totally give you my number.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:19:51 EST (#)
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Hey fag....I have smemma too, but it needs to get verified again :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:19:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95181#2207040
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:16:46 EST (#)
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Hahaha, well played bret...way to really get into the "alter" thing.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:15:19 EST (#)
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I love you, too GC.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:14:41 EST (#)
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He's at TGI Fridays weeping over a pitcher of beer?