My Experiences with Dooks, Fudge dragons, and Chocolate Hotdogs (212 hits)
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Submitted by joe momma <getalife1808.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-01 20:53:58 EST
I was watching the 10th season of south park. fuckin awesome stuff, make love, not warcraft was brilliant. But the episode that really brought back old memories was Mystery of the Urinal Deuce. It brought back memories alright... good ol' bad memories.
I was first acquainted with chocolate hotdogs in pre-school. It started out innocently enough when I asked to go to the little boys bathroom. I really had to take a piss, because I remember running there as fast as my little legs could carry me. I pushed the bathroom door open and was overcome by a horrible stench and inane chatter of my preschool teacher. She was on the phone, uttering giberish i couldnt understand. I looked down to see my classmate, with his pants down and showing me the 'goods' at me. Apparently, he had a crap attack and his whole ass was covered in green shit. Literally. "KAKA!! LOOK I MADE A KAKA IN MY PANTIES!" Now when I saw this, the stench hit me full on. I puked on the bathroom floor, and made aother mess for that poor Mr Venezuela janitor to clean up with saw dust. I found out later that Kaka meant shit/crap/ doo doo in spanish or whatever language it is spoken in I dont give a shit so dont correct me.
Anyway, in 7th grade I went to a whole new school. It was a fresh start, and I was enjoying the first new day.... until I stepped into the bathroom. I went into the stall o take a dump, and wut do I see? A fresh one in the toilet, laughing at me. Shit covered and smeared the toilet seat, daring anyone to sit on it. I gagged, but held my lunch in. I went to the other stall, and the retard who left the nice little present on the toilet seat had left another present on the other toilet seat stall. Fuck, I had to take a piss, but I could piss in the urinal since guys have dicks, so said good ol' Sex Ed. When I zipped down my pants, I noticed some douchebag left 2 fresh dooks laying in the urinal having a orgy. Fuck, I could hold my shit in, but when the dam breaks, you gotta go. And I didnt want that dam to break. So, I went into the girls bathroom, where I met screaming, and girls running out of the bathroom telling everyone around that there was a boy in the girls bathroom. Fuck, so much for a fresh start.
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey guess what??!?!?!?!?!?
U SUXXORZ!
Don't feel bad, I'm a newb too.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT's tomorrow, ragwrap. Learn to type by then. Welcome to Uber, now fuck off.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not good. Not very good at all, even with the South Park reference. South Park references are usually gold too. You could improve by:
1. Telling a coherent story that has some kind of point.
2. Spell checking.
Also do the stuff Maltese said.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I REALLY want to give this a +2 for the South Park reference. HOWEVER:
1. This story really wasn't that good, and really wasn't that good.
2. You should be getting an auto n00b -2 so this 0 is being gracious.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are going to get far on this site. I really like your stuff. HOWEVER:
1. Never use retarded AOL speak, like "u", "wot", "ur", and "o".
2. Capitalize words that need to be capitalized.
3. Have an image in your post (NOT a .BMP file!!!)
4. Only one post per day.
5. Don't revenge -2 someone for -2'ing your post.
Those are the rules.
Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilarious!
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-01 21:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
take the advice from your email address...get a life.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-01 20:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Ubersite, fuckstain.