Self-Sodomy (1053 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.16 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hit The Left <meeat.g.at.thehawk.mil (View user info) at 2006-11-01 22:24:43 EST
*Note - Self-sodomy shall now be known as "doming yourself" in this post, this also goes by other slang terms such as "pole polishing" or "knob slobbing". "Blowjobbing" is universally accepted as the most well-known slang term for this activity. I'm not sure about self-inflicted blowjobbing though.
Would you dome yourself? (This is directed towards men only for obvious reasons.)
If you answered no, then go away. There's no business to had with a man who wishes not to top himself off. To those who answered yes, please consider the following:
-Would you give yourself the old tounge slap?
-Would you mushroom stamp your forehead?
-Would you tell yourself before you're about to bust?
-Would you don the "pearl necklace"?
-Would you wear an Angelina Jolie mask and look in the mirror?
Last but not least:
-Would you video tape it for beat material to use later? (With the Angelina Jolie mask on, preferably.)
I think many men have thought about it at least. Some have even tried it with varying degrees of agressiveness in the attempt.
I've thought about this though, when I'm maturbating I'm always thinking about doing a sexual act, and when I'm having sex I'm concentrated on the sexual act. What are you going to think about with a dick in your mouth?
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pervert.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...sucks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, you mean 'blow your own horn'.
geez. get with it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and yes, i would dome it.
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bingo! Thanks hidden, at least someone remembers my work.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Derek?
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-11-01 23:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude no comment? Would you dome it or not? How about giving yourself the thumbs up on a potential bust? It's not intellectual; its not supposed to be, but it has crossed many minds.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-11-01 23:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, the post is a pile of shit. Point taken, but you didn't even answer the question. If you answered no, then you should have left before you could find out what kind of steaming shit you were about to step into. Hey, I warned you. If it's yes, you should see that there are at least two self-sodomizers on this site, which means that people DO attempt to do what I proposed.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dante: Did he make it?
Randall: Balls resting on his chin...
Dante: Damn.
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MaltGreasyAsshole, you would +2 the Devil buttfucking Barbara Walters.
STOP BEING AN ASSKISSER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Youfucking asshloe.......!!!.......!!!
This post is a pile of reeking shit........
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you mean "auto-fellatio"? If you're going to give me the correct terminology at least give me a somewhat correct spelling...
Oh and I see that you like steak. By "steak" am I to assume "tube-steak"?
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh... yeah dude. I know it sucks, what else is the point besides sucking? That's like saying you went swimming and it was wet.
Oh and I know you mean "sucked" in the "its not good" kind of way. I'm just busting your balls (which I must now imgaine you have teabagged yourself with).
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1. It is called autofillatio.
2. I can do it.
3. It hurts your neck and back when you are first learning how.
4. Fuck you.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dante: Did he make it?
Randall: Balls resting on his chin...
Dante: Damn.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:27:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is this shit?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was really really poor.
PS I can do it, it sucks.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-01 22:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF is this shit?