Day 6 (1573 hits)
Category: NewsLabels: Day1-7
Rating: 1.91 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2006-11-02 00:50:36 EST
Day 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95008
Day 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95064
Day 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95086
Day 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95123
Day 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95174
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-03 17:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S COMING I'M IN A LOINCLOTH RIGHT NOW
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-08 21:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.....
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Day 7 coming in two days.
Depends. What's your title? *wink wink nudge nudge*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
curiouser and curiouser!
hey - wanna write my UM submission for me?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-05 23:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just picture you running around the house with a weed whacker franticly trying to clear away the foliage before your parents get home. I still love the series of pics of you staring down the bowl of "food"
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-05 23:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Day 7 finally coming up tomorrow.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-05 20:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold. This entire series ... gold.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-11-05 20:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:09:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Behind the scenes:
That barbecue/tomato sauce was baked on to my skin by the end of making this, because halfway through the photos the camera ran out of batteries. For continuity reasons I couldn't wash the sauce off while it was recharging for future pictures, so I had to walk around the house like that for about half an hour.
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...there are no words
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RESOLUTIONS
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to think of it, their live albums are your best bet. Buy either Exit Stage Left, Rush In Rio, or Different Stages. They are all wonderful.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-03 23:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and I thought I'd seen it all...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-03 19:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's in Melbourne?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be able to suggest Rush to buy, but I think Moving Pictures is great, so I'm not sure that *you* can trust me.
2112 is near-metal hard, epic, screeching, complex sort of thing; lots of high vocals from Geddy Lee, but there are many instrumental segments.
Permanent Waves is less like metal and just as epic. Two of their five minutes radio staples come from there.
If you like the more techo-ish Rush, take a look at Signals. Lots of keyboards and not heavy at all.
Vapor Trails is awesome. It is their first in a long time without keyboards. It is that level of rock music that is heavy enough to be serious but not heavy enough to reach "metal" and be offensive to discriminating ears.
Those are my main suggestions, but if you want to preview music, I suggest downloading some popular Rush songs. As much as I defend intellectual property and love to buy CDs, I don't see anything wrong with that.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am hoping that this ends with a phot of you standing at the door welcoming your parents home. You standing all clean and nice with a bow tie. or you leaping out the house in your towel and clasping hold of your fathers legs whilst pointing at the house with a terrified look on your face.
Meh, keep it up anyway it's very amusing stuff.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-03 04:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was always on schedule beforehand but expect number 7 in the next few days.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-03 03:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I had stuff due, day 7 coming up
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK EL THORPE FUCK YOUR A SHIT CUNT
I TOLD YA DO THE FEET IN THE DISHWASHER BIT AGAIN
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jah, where is day seven???
i need my fix.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-03 02:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a Day 7?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-02 23:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are a nerd.
nerds RULE
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhh, that Thorpe, what WILL he do next?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LORD OF THE VEGEMITES
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
when your parents get back, get them to make you a milkshake
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, but the best series ever was the dude upstairs by grimm.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"However Simon thought of the beast, there rose before his inward sight the picture of a human at once heroic and sick."
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:09:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Behind the scenes:
That barbecue/tomato sauce was baked on to my skin by the end of making this, because halfway through the photos the camera ran out of batteries. For continuity reasons I couldn't wash the sauce off while it was recharging for future pictures, so I had to walk around the house like that for about half an hour.
*dies*
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear god..hahaha..i hope your parents come home early...they'll put you away...forever
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...
My...
God.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-02 11:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahha best series ever
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have thoroughly enjoyed this series
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs less, frankly.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-02 10:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more male rear nudity
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Behind the scenes:
That barbecue/tomato sauce was baked on to my skin by the end of making this, because halfway through the photos the camera ran out of batteries. For continuity reasons I couldn't wash the sauce off while it was recharging for future pictures, so I had to walk around the house like that for about half an hour.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-02 08:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lord of the Flies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh good, I see you're working toward a marijuana enterprise. You'll be set in no time. Your parents should thank you, really.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
skillz
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
homo.
+2 non homo's.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll notice a lot of the vegetation in this post serves to cover up the fact that I've done the washing up.
*ssshhhh*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
start cleaning up, tom wanks, your mum's got Friday on her mind.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Indifference kicks ass, Ben Harper or not.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-01 09:34:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you want to buy a half-price ticket to Pearl Jam next Friday?
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um, no. I saw them in '95 when they were still relevant and you were pissing in your diapers in a kindy sandpit - back in the day when the 'Alive' solo's reminded me of Lynyrd Skynyrd. I still have issues with Mike McCready looking like a Seattle version of Richie Sambora, getting shot down in a blaze of glory or being a young gun or something (sp- he's a fucktard anyway), and that whole 'better man' thing. Seriously, what the fuck? Not to mention Eddie hooking up with Ben Harper for a pissy duet about being nice or something.
FURTHERMORE,
I take great offence to you trying to palm off *a* ticket to a similarly geographical.... imbued? resident by plus twoing a completely bullshit post. I work for retailing fags like you, find it incredibly hard to climb out of bed every morning and put on a brave face, and the LAST thing I need is some Bert Newton strumpet retailing clone trying to info-mercial me something I 'neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'. besides - I doubt there's wheelchair access, and I resent the implication I'd only need one ticket.
Eat my shorts, thorpe,.... fuck, that nearly rhymes.... I'm a sucker for rhyming.... anyway you better not have ate Terry. I have also done a white pages search on 'Thorpes' in Carindale, of which there are only two, and I'm sure your mum is going to find the archive I've compiled of this series very interesting.
[btw, nice work trying to mess up your enveloped cornered, tucked and folded, smoothed and stretched, without a single offending crease or bulge, like the greaseproof paper round a pound of butter bed, mummy's boy]
I'm + 2'ing purely based on the fact that I feel sorry for your neighbours.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kafka.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn ....
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-02 05:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EAT SOMETHING YOU 'REXIC LITTLE PEANUT.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-02 04:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-02 04:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what exactly am i looking at?
Submitted by Lee (user info) at 2006-11-02 04:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-02 02:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Again, BEST SERIES EVAR!!!!!!!
yay!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gollum?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fat cunt
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
please be okay; I want more of these...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile
But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick
Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...
Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face in between his thighs
Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe
The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LOST
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because I like the adventures in the life of thorpe, and I agree with the suavemeister...
BACK dude...
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<throws a raw piece of red meat>
Back you crazy fuck........
BACK!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Waiting for the conclusion.
Y' know, my parents went to England for a month about a year ago (to visit the homeland, you know) and they left ME in charge of their house. Three hours before they got back, I did a month's worth of housework. Bah.
Great posts, btw.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I suspect darko forgot to check the filename.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahah. And being under "News" makes it even better.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so, im betting his homework didn't get done...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-11-02 00:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no coming back from there.