I'm a F**king Zombie! (665 hits)
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Submitted by Man (View user info) at 2006-11-02 01:24:01 EST
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 14:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i don't know any Joes there. just one that used to live there but is now in Korea. it's a big city. i used to live close to Fiesta Texas. we had some wild parties in that house... good times.
i'm living in Chicago now, and it's much faster-paced than south Texas. i liked it better when things moved a little slower and the weather was warmer. my office is in DC, and things move even faster there (except for the politicians).
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:47:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, i thought you were someone i knew from IL. how's the weather down there? i lived in San Antonio for 4 years and i miss it.
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The weather's great, albeit fickle. Today it's cloudy and brisk, but it'll be hotter than hell tomorrow. This season, that's the way it is, but in the summer, aside from the occational rain, it's hot. Maybe you knew my brother, Joe, while you were in San Antonio? He's been living there for three years now. He used to work at Fiesta Texas as a temp and has been at a McDonalds as a manager for two, I think. He's 25 or 4 now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:47:13 EST (#)
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oh, i thought you were someone i knew from IL. how's the weather down there? i lived in San Antonio for 4 years and i miss it.
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 05:01:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
where are you from?
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South Texas
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-02 07:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my actual makeup was/is better
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-02 06:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not the best 'Shop in the world.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-02 05:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where are you from?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-02 04:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should shave more frequently. Or maybe grow a nice goatee. It'd be like having a furry vole-pet around your lips plus you could look in the mirror, pretend your mouth is a vagina and touch yourself.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
thats what i get for not reading all the reviews......
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-02 03:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so is that like photoshop, or just some cool makeup job?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-02 02:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the internet; you're allowed to swear...
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Yeah. I mean this is the internet, which means I can say stuff like:
Shitass, Damn, tit-ass, piss-ass Damn, ass-hole bastard, piece of shit, dick, son-of-a-bitch filthy measly-assed piece of fucking shit Damn horses ass. You're not worth shit. You're a no good, no account, forsaken piss-assed little bastard. Get your ass in there and lean over that Damn bed, you're going to get a licken. Bitch. Fucker. Prick, Fucker, Prick, Damn fucker, Damn prick, asshole, prick, prick, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fuck you, you Damn fucking piece of garbage. Go to hell. Fuck you. Go to hell. Prick. Fucker. DAMN YOU, you fucker.
You worthless piece of shit. Damn you, you worthless piece of shit of Damn fucking shit. Fuck you. Go straight fucking to hell you Damn fucking son-of-a-bitch. Fucking damn You! Fucking damn You!!! Fucking damn You!!! You Damn asshole son-of-a- bitch. Fucking damn You! How dare you, you asshole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother fucking stinking piece of fucking shit. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit, you. Get the fuck out of my face. Go to hell. I hate you, you bastard. I hate you, you asshole. You Damn prick asshole bastard, dick, piece of fucking rank stinking fucking garbage that's as full of shit as anyone could ever be. Get the hell out of here, you fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Go to fucking hell you bastard. Piss- ass. Horses ass. Damn fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER!
Asshole. You bastard. You sick Damn son-of-a- bitch. You worthless little bastard. You Damn asshole prick bastard. Fucking damn It!! Fucking damn YOU!!! FUCKING DAMN YOU!!! Fuck you, you bastard. You're going to hell. You little Tit-ass. Shit-ass. Fucker Tit-ass. You little Shitass. Piss-ass little bastard. You Damn little bastard, I'm going to teach you. Get the hell up there. Why did you do this to me? Say!! What's the big idea? I'm not going to put up with your sissified wimpy asshole ways. Shut up. Fucking damn it. Fucking damn it. Fucking damn it. Keep those Damn kids quiet. I'm not going to tell you again. What's the big idea making all of that Damn racket?
Say! Didn't I tell you to not make a fucking sound? You think you're so Damn smart thinking for yourself, when I told you what the fuck I wanted. Keep those Damn kids quiet or I'm going to beat the hell out of all of you, you bitch. You bastard. You bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, Fucking damn it. I'm going to beat the hell out of you; I warned you and now you're going to catch it. Where do you think you're going. Get the fuck back over here you son-of-a-bitch and take your beating like a man. Fucking asshole bastard son-of-a-bitch chicken shit piece of crap, no good little bastard.
What the hell do you think you're doing, for Fuck's sake? I'm not going to put up with you, do you understand me? Do you? I won't tolerate this bullshit. Fucking damn you!! I'll beat the living shit out of you. Watch it. I'm warning you. I warned you what I'd do. It's your own Fucking damn fault. I warned you, for Fuck's sake. What's the big idea getting this family in trouble like this? I'll beat you until you can't stand up or sit down. Fucking damn son-of-a-bitch, asshole. I told you what I'd do if you didn't get them Damn grades up. You little prick.
How do you like that? Does that hurt, does it? Damn it, does it hurt? It better hurt. If it doesn't I'll make sure it hurts. Are you fucking crazy? Are you crazy? You must be insane. Fuck, how many Damn times am I going to have to beat you? When are you going to learn? Say! Say! Is that right? Is that right? When you are going to learn? You no account little bastard. In the old testament they used to take kids like you out and stone them to death. That's what you deserve. You ought to be taken out and stoned. At least parents in that time had some Damn solution to a problem like you.
That's what would cure you. You've been nothing but Damn grief to your mother and I since the fucking day you were born. I wish you were dead. I hate you. You fucking cunt, I hate you. I can't stand you. I can't stand the sight of you. You're sniffing after some whore, for Fuck's sake. You got your dick wet and now you've just gone crazy sniffing after that fucking whore. You hot blooded little bastard. Keep your Damn pants on and keep your fucking dick inside. Horse piss, bullshit, balderdash, crap, lying bastard, son of belial, reprobate. ballamite, Damn Horses Ass! Fucking damn you, you lying asshole letting them do this to me. Fucking damn you, how could you let them do this to me! What the hell do you think you're doing? Fucking damn you.
You son-of-a-bitch. Hey you bitch, got any good words for me? You better say something or I'm going to kick the living shit out of you. Speak up. Say!!! What the hell good are you? Say, what the hell good are you? What the hell is on your Damn mind? Speak the hell up. I'll slap the living shit out of you until you fucking can't see straight. You pussy whipped little bastard. You horse manure. Fuck you. Go to hell. You're going to hell. Go to hell. Shitass. Bastard. Bitch. Horses ass. Fucking damn chicken shit bastard son-of-a-bitch little fucker, get the fuck out of my sight. You little chicken shit. You piece of garbage. You're Fucking damn worthless. You'll never amount to a Fucking damn thing. You're a loser and always will be. You go along fine for a while and then you do something like this to fuck it all up. You little asshole. You'll never amount to anything.
You're a Fucking damn loser. You'll end up in jail you Fucking damn deadbeat. Shut your big dumb ape mouth, you look like some kind of fucking idiot with your big Damn dumb mouth hanging open. I'll beat that foolishness out of you. Look at that foolishness leaving him, I can see it with every hit of this Damn mattock. It does my heart good to hear those screams and see that foolishness leaving. What's the big idea doing that to me? Say! Why did you do this to me Say! Say! How could you treat me this way? How could you treat me this way you little bastard? What's the big idea? Say! I'm not going to put up with this kind of bullshit. You're going to get a beating.
...And I'll get away with it, because the First Amendment = better than you.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the internet; you're allowed to swear...
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-02 01:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot to mention: no makeup, all Photoshop