Grueberfest 06: Winner and Wrap-Up (847 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.82 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-11-02 13:16:56 EST
After weeks of bloodshed and villainy, Grueberfest 06 has come to an end.
Just when people started thinking Stagger_Lee was going to win by forfeit, kaos-king dropped a hell of a story on the front page that blew people away and rode its solid +2 streak to victory.
A new Grueberlord has been crowned, and his name is Curly.
I mean kaos-king.
Yeah...kaos-king. That's it.
ALL HAIL KING KAOS!
Thanks to everyone for submitting great stories round after round, and for working through what turned out to be a ridiculously grueling marathon of a writing competition. Short turnaround times, UM looming over the land, a challenge around every corner...good on you for seeing it through to the end.
If you're just coming to this at the end, do check out some of the pieces below.
You won't be disappointed.
Anansie
Easy Kill - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93904
Idle Hands are the Devil's Workship - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94279
AsshOly
This is How the World Ends - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93903
Axolotl
Last in Line - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93525
A Pulse and a Shriek - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94233
Bigmike
The Mirror is a Reflection of the Soul - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93806
The Men in Black Hats - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94201
Don't Go Into That Barn - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94497
domenad
Deadwalk - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93706
fluffy_love
Dead and Bloated - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93871
forensicgirl3
Curse of the Moon - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93867
Seed of Treats - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94200
Osteophage - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94488
ghola
Come Sit a Spell - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93824
goferferhire
The Banality of Evil - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93846
HighVoltage900
What the Night Hides - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93842
Supper's Ready - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94244
Dead Men Don't Dream - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94589
A Former Clarity - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94935
Jack_McCallum
Walking Spanish - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93481
The Hallway - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94276
Deadlier Than the Male - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94581
Amanda's Ascent to the Abominate - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94748
JMG114
Some Doors Should Not Be Opened - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93874
The Lump - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94282
JoeyG
Greystone Chapel - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93514
Your Funeral, My Trial - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94287
kaos-king
The Stuff Dreams Aren't Made Of - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93521
Sorely Missed - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94150
Disintegration - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94486
The Twilight Country - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94742
As I Sat Sadly By Her Side - http://www.ubersite.com/m/95188
Orgasmatron
The Wrong Step Forward - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93910
The Shrine of the Ancients - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94291
The Brutality Waltz - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94591
redskieslookfake
The Nightmare of Innocence - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93870
sicosemen
Stain - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93839
Out of the Corner of My Eye - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94126
Stagger_Lee
Antipodean - http://www.ubersite.com/m/93922
The Bad Man Came Again Last Night - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94280
A Wicked Wind Blows West - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94520
A Road to Nowhere - http://www.ubersite.com/m/94891
Here Come the Flesh Controllers - http://www.ubersite.com/m/95149
Once again, bow down to the king:
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's from one of the later Dark Tower books. I forget which one - 5, 6, or 7.
It's the Crimson King.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is that picture from? It reminds me of Flagg.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-09 12:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, that picture rules...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:30:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
<elbows Sacrilicious out of the way>
Demi sucks you off!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 23:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-02 20:07:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of us know who you are. Some of us know all the entrants. Some of us see where the contest went wrong because some fucking morons dropped shitty reviews that should have been disqualified. But it didn't happen. And that sucks......
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Was there a matchup that suffered because of a shit review, where the wrong person advanced?
I tried to reconcile close matches where score adjustments would benefit the recipient of drive by reviews. If score adjustment didn't help the user in question, it probably didn't get mentioned.
I don't recall ignoring any competitor's request for assistance. If I did for whatever reason, then that fault is my own.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-02 20:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-02 19:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well in Kaos. My last couple entries were well phoned in, and I just want to apologise to my fans...what do you mean, you don't know who I am?
Ingrates.
++++++++++
Some of us know who you are. Some of us know all the entrants. Some of us see where the contest went wrong because some fucking morons dropped shitty reviews that should have been disqualified. But it didn't happen. And that sucks......
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-02 19:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well in Kaos. My last couple entries were well phoned in, and I just want to apologise to my fans...what do you mean, you don't know who I am?
Ingrates.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-02 19:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Shorn One is King.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 19:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
<elbows Sacrilicious out of the way>
Demi sucks you off!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Grueberfest was good reading this year. The same cannot be said for the drivel below
known as reviews (hurls).
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
psh..I'LL THROW DOWN WITH THAT BITCH
LIKES I DON'T KNOWS HOW TO FIGHTS FOR MY MAN
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:30:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
<elbows Sacrilicious out of the way>
Demi sucks you off!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:28:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
Demi sucks you off!
Demi sucks you off!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:28:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
<elbows Sacrilicious out of the way>
Demi sucks you off!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
Demi sucks you off!
Demi sucks you off!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Demi sucks you off!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for KK
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome, congrats kk
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 16:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:26:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
A "0" from Sacrilicious??
Oh fie, fie, fie!
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY.
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fuck you.
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A "-2" from JonnyX
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE MEH.
Do tell me you at least know that the above was said in jest, right?
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HAHA!
I'M ASHTON KUTCHER, AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D!
GUYS, DID YOU GET ALL THAT ON CAMERA?? GOOD!!
OH MIKEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! HAHA! PRICELESS! THIS WILL LOOK GREAT IN THE STUDIO, THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD SPORT, NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO PLAY XBOX WITH RUMER AND SCOUT, DEMI WILL ALONG IN A SECOND TO SUCK YOU OFF.........
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dibs on vaginal blood and Triscuits.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:03:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
like my grandpappy used to say: 'MOUTHFUCK IS AS MOUTHFUCK DOES'
i'm not sure what he meant by that, but i think it was something about all the peoples of the world getting naked together and violating as many orifices as they possibly could.
i am a fan of many types of orifice and the filling of said orifices.
that said, let's have a sexy Uber party.
i'll bring the astroglide and the cheetos
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KY liquid and baked ruffles for me, please.
(I'm high maintenance. Or I just like to be different for the sake of it).
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the cheetos aren't for eating, they're for painting everybody a groovy orange color.
i'll bring some baked ruffles for you. the other stuff too.
please bring drugs. good ones.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
like my grandpappy used to say: 'MOUTHFUCK IS AS MOUTHFUCK DOES'
i'm not sure what he meant by that, but i think it was something about all the peoples of the world getting naked together and violating as many orifices as they possibly could.
i am a fan of many types of orifice and the filling of said orifices.
that said, let's have a sexy Uber party.
i'll bring the astroglide and the cheetos
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KY liquid and baked ruffles for me, please.
(I'm high maintenance. Or I just like to be different for the sake of it).
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 15:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
like my grandpappy used to say: 'MOUTHFUCK IS AS MOUTHFUCK DOES'
i'm not sure what he meant by that, but i think it was something about all the peoples of the world getting naked together and violating as many orifices as they possibly could.
i am a fan of many types of orifice and the filling of said orifices.
that said, let's have a sexy Uber party.
i'll bring the astroglide and the cheetos
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 14:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 14:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOTTA SAY, I'D MOUTHFUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FANTASTIC PEOPLE
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Why you gotta be so selfish?
Why you no let the menz and wimmenz do the dirty in YOUR mouth?
HMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Chivalry is dead.
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2006-11-02 14:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome contest and incredible entries. Good job all around.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 14:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOTTA SAY, I'D MOUTHFUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FANTASTIC PEOPLE
ESPECIALLY MCCALLUM
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-02 14:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tight picture.
I just used the word "tight" in describing my positive feelings for something. I have never done that before.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys rock! sorry I had to bail.
Congrats Kaos.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done all
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn... I was hoping that bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee would win. +2 for all who participated and gave me some good reading.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS CLEARLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE. PLEASE DON'T CUT ME UP INTO LITTLE PIECES.
I didn't realize that if I wanted to conduct an Uber shock and awe campaign all I had to do was "0" you though. GOOD TO KNOW, DADDY-O.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:24:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha. that makes him look bashful.
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"Don't look at me in my red velvet robe. I'm not presentable. I'm naked under here, you know."
*bats eyelashes*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
A "0" from Sacrilicious??
Oh fie, fie, fie!
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY.
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fuck you.
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A "-2" from JonnyX
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE MEH.
Do tell me you at least know that the above was said in jest, right?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha. that makes him look bashful.
BIG SURPRISE HE WON!!!
no, really...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
A "0" from Sacrilicious??
Oh fie, fie, fie!
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY.
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fuck you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A "0" from Sacrilicious??
Oh fie, fie, fie!
THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY.
Next thing you know someone'll come by and tell me that I'm not an 84 year old black man.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHIT.. SORRY I slipped
But I will say that Forensic & Anansie proved that writing horror is not just for men. Theirs were some of my favorites.
And Kaos- I know you weren't particularly proud of your winning entry, but you SHOULD be. Congratulations on your well-deserved win.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:19:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the writing comps in general, but I liked this one more than I ever thought I would.
There were so many good stories, I can't even pick a favorite. But
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-02 13:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA THAT PIC RULES