Simpsons Porno (16614 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.02 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2003-06-29 23:39:08 EDT
Mr. Burns: "who is your daddy?"
Mr. Smithers: "well, apparently it is you Mr. Burns"
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Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-18 12:30:11 EDT (#)
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That's grossly silly.
Submitted by gritante <gritantefabio.at.bol.com.br> at 2004-04-18 12:18:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-04-18 03:34:52 EDT (#)
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This is strangely arousing.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-06 20:42:38 EDT (#)
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priceless.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-04-01 22:44:39 EST (#)
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so wrong.
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-03-10 18:22:15 EST (#)
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well that sucked.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-02-23 00:42:20 EST (#)
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wow micky d, a lot of people seem to dislike ya.
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-02-23 00:26:06 EST (#)
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This is pretty sick. Notice how he still has his shoes on.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-02-02 16:01:11 EST (#)
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hehehe, i like that Hadooken, "overly arrogant". like there's a "sufficiently arrogant".
go fuck off, you clicked on "Simpsons porn", and if you dont like it, go watch your grannie-porn videos
seb
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-25 21:55:53 EDT (#)
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You sicko...
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-01 04:51:59 EDT (#)
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Whatever you gotta tell yourself big guy. As long as you like you.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-01 03:54:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-01 03:49:27 (#)
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No you sorry goon. You lose. You are ignorant, overly arrogant, annoying, and ridiculously diluted as to your sense of all things smacking you upside your fat fuckin head. You get out argued and your best defense is a high school like comeback or an idle threat of violence which might I add over the internet is simply terrifying you dumb fuck. Die Twice. Now go ahead and copy paste this whole thing and come up with another lame attempt at a comeback or humor or whatever you're trying to accomplish.
NO MOTHERFUCKER, I WIN. I ALWAYS WIN. I NEVER LOSE, I NEVER QUIT, I WIN.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-01 03:49:27 EDT (#)
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No you sorry goon. You lose. You are ignorant, overly arrogant, annoying, and ridiculously diluted as to your sense of all things smacking you upside your fat fuckin head. You get out argued and your best defense is a high school like comeback or an idle threat of violence which might I add over the internet is simply terrifying you dumb fuck. Die Twice. Now go ahead and copy paste this whole thing and come up with another lame attempt at a comeback or humor or whatever you're trying to accomplish.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-30 16:56:39 EDT (#)
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge vs. the Monorail
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-30 14:56:33 EDT (#)
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I thought it was funny.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:32:27 EDT (#)
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Hey. That looks familiar.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105339577621363883
holy shit is that funny!
nice job monkey.
i missed that one
lmao!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:21:47 EDT (#)
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Hey. That looks familiar.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105339577621363883
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:21:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:05:00 (#)
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AWW. So somebody beats you in a game of wits in which you were ill equipped so now your going to turn your aggression to me? How sad, you are your own biggest fan and a worthless piece of trash to boot. I hope when death comes for you, its painful and slow. That way you can feel the pain that we all feel each and every time we struggle through your horseshit. DIE! Twice if possible.
is that why you keep coming back? because it is horseshit?
you like horseshit then ayy?
no one beats me. I win. I do not lose. I win.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-30 11:05:00 EDT (#)
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AWW. So somebody beats you in a game of wits in which you were ill equipped so now your going to turn your aggression to me? How sad, you are your own biggest fan and a worthless piece of trash to boot. I hope when death comes for you, its painful and slow. That way you can feel the pain that we all feel each and every time we struggle through your horseshit. DIE! Twice if possible.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 09:20:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-30 06:23:34 (#)
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I'm going to award the verbal joust award to catscradle this round. He out-argued Mick into oblivion
you have the brain of a cat.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-06-30 06:23:34 EDT (#)
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I'm going to award the verbal joust award to catscradle this round. He out-argued Mick into oblivion.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-06-30 06:05:34 EDT (#)
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There seems to be a lot of Simpson's porn. A lot.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-06-30 02:22:53 EDT (#)
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oh, forgot the +2
that borken clock thing cracked me up
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-30 02:19:12 EDT (#)
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Hair- you're a funny motherfucker.
I should be sleeping right now because I have a class at 9 and its about an hour away but I can't seem to peel myself out of this chair and fall on my bed.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-06-30 02:18:05 EDT (#)
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Hey, quit bashing Mick, you were sick enough to click on the link - "Simpsons Porn"
SHAME AND SHUN TO ALL! Course, I clicked it too, but at least I'm not bitchin' about it.
Although..I dun know if that was bright though Mick, this site has a Simpsons quotes on it...
At this time I would like to compare Simpsons bashing on a Simpsons themed sites to: "ATTENTION SHOPPERS! I AM A SOLDIER OF HAMAS, PREPARE FOR OBLIVION, AMERICAN DEVILS!" - At a Texas Fire-arms store.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-30 02:15:18 EDT (#)
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crisko - you can be my bitch if you like.
Dang, never said that on ubersite before.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 02:09:33 EDT (#)
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And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest,
safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe
dream.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:22:17 EDT (#)
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and "Bah" is my saying!!!
although I dont think I ever used it on ubersite.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:21:18 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha - you're toast. Nice stab at wit, though.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:14:45 EDT (#)
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"even a broken clock is right twice a day. "
Hey, that's my saying!
Although I don't think I have ever used it on Ubersite.
Bah.
Good slanging.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:11:38 EDT (#)
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"My shit hole posts, you say? Indeed, this coming from the same fake leather wearing, Hells Angels reject, alter Uber creating moron who typed this statement?"
even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 01:06:25 EDT (#)
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My shit hole posts, you say? Indeed, this coming from the same fake leather wearing, Hells Angels reject, alter Uber creating moron who typed this statement?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-07 13:51:07 (#)
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good chit.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105500486364283015#62662
The same MickShitty who said this?
<im with you cat. my immidiate family has been cell phoneless for 2 years now I finally got sick of not having a signal when i wanted to make a call, people calling me for bullshit reasons, the battery dying out in the middle of a call, paying $60.00 per month, tiny little fuckin buttons. ZI could go on and on. >
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055426711502716496#66713
I really wish you would agree with yourself.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:56:48 (#)
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Dude.. you seriously are a moron. Calling someone over the internet a 'pussy'? Threatening to put your manly hands around their neck? Whoa, look out, it takes balls to do that! Seriously though, I don't think it's time for you to be banned, but I do wish you would go away.
why so your shithole posts will be seen more? puleeeez.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:57:44 EDT (#)
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"Relevant to your rather sizeable girth"
and what kind of imbecilic third grader are you? just go away somewhere, somewhere where they dont realize what a hack you are, somewhere that the people are so ignorant that your comment above wont reveal what a jack ass you are.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:56:48 EDT (#)
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Dude.. you seriously are a moron. Calling someone over the internet a 'pussy'? Threatening to put your manly hands around their neck? Whoa, look out, it takes balls to do that! Seriously though, I don't think it's time for you to be banned, but I do wish you would go away.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:53:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:48:49 (#)
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Relevant to your rather sizeable girth, I DO have a pencil neck. The 'joke' is that a post of this nature a few months ago was a factor in the banning of an Ubersite user - but the real joke is you, your fake leather jacket, and your pathetic and uninspired attempts at masturbating your way up the Most Viewed Author's List. Congratulations, you suck.
i was right, i knew it was'nt a joke. you're just another pussy.
and you're so lame for saying it was a joke.
what an unbeleivable ass you've made of yourself. dick!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:52:26 EDT (#)
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"Mick,
I don't expect you to grasp the subtle concept of humor, but then again you don't grasp much of anything."
NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
He seems to have an afinity for grasping other guys wangs.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:48:49 EDT (#)
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Relevant to your rather sizeable girth, I DO have a pencil neck. The 'joke' is that a post of this nature a few months ago was a factor in the banning of an Ubersite user - but the real joke is you, your fake leather jacket, and your pathetic and uninspired attempts at masturbating your way up the Most Viewed Author's List. Congratulations, you suck.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:44:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:40:50 (#)
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Mick,
I don't expect you to grasp the subtle concept of humor, but then again you don't grasp much of anything.
id like to grasp you're pencil neck.
seriously though you were making a joke?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:40:50 EDT (#)
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Mick,
I don't expect you to grasp the subtle concept of humor, but then again you don't grasp much of anything.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:35:28 EDT (#)
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Speaking of The Simpsons, Matt Groening was on Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I think it was a new one.
Funny nonetheless, and I don't mean the post.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:34:32 EDT (#)
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Hell yeah Mick. Hey do you have the one with the Twins blowing Bart? You should put it up too
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:26:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:55:20 (#)
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I guess it's time Mick is banned.
what a sniveling lil PC pussy thing to say. take it eary fuckface, it's a goddamn funny cartoon 4 crissakes!
what the fuck is wrong with you?!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:23:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:09:45 (#)
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I'm guessing that this is meant to shock whoever looks at it, but I am so desensitized to everything that it has absolutely no effect. Therefore, instead of this being a shocking post, it has evoked no emotion or response other than boredom and aggravation. Congratulations.
It's for a laugh shithead!
you're too smart for you're own good kid. Relax.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:09:45 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing that this is meant to shock whoever looks at it, but I am so desensitized to everything that it has absolutely no effect. Therefore, instead of this being a shocking post, it has evoked no emotion or response other than boredom and aggravation. Congratulations.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:07:01 EDT (#)
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Fuck the rest Mick, thanks for humor few can grasp. God you know Smithers loves that shit
Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:00:46 EDT (#)
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Only you Mick, would post some cartoon porn.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-30 00:00:21 EDT (#)
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Well, if there was any doubt left in anyones mind, Mick, you are definatly gay. Gay squared. Gay beyond a shadow of a doubt. El Gayo Noches.
QUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:55:20 EDT (#)
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I guess it's time Mick is banned.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:54:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:51:34 (#)
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I have to wonder how many sites you visited and what kind of sites they were before you came across this gem.
I have everything Simpsons.
The Simpsons own the world.
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18> at 2003-06-29 23:53:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:51:34 EDT (#)
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I have to wonder how many sites you visited and what kind of sites they were before you came across this gem.
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:46:02 EDT (#)
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Yuck. That's sick.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-06-29 23:41:02 EDT (#)
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How long will this be up for?