Uber Quotes (3642 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.04 on 141 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2006-11-03 09:15:21 EST
One of the Bobs came up with the idea to mix uber quotes in with the regular, booooooring Simpsons quotes. I think that's a great idea, so naturally, I stole it and made a post about it because I'm an unoriginal cocksucker. I did ask if it was ok to make this post, but I didn't bother waiting for a response.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95278#2209955
Anyway, this place is a fucking treasure trove of HY-STERICAL quotes/reviews. If we put them all together and submit them to Bart, he might go for the idea. Instead of the lame ass quotes on the uberboard when there are no paid messages up, and the stupid Simpsons quotes I'm sick of seeing, he could have user submitted quotes, and new quotes could be submitted to Bart on a regular basis for review.
So, have at it. What are the funniest quotes you have ever seen on ubersite? I will attempt to put them together in a format that will make Bart's life much easier.
Here are some of my all time favorites: ( I can't be arsed to find more, I'm fucking lazy, and I'd rather you do all the work)
YES I SAID ARSED
Oathmeal: "I will crumple you" (someone please find the original quote!)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't scare me with your veiled 'threats', you fucking piece of shit. I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-04-09 06:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, my shirt rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from a vacation
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm actually enjoying NOT going to McDonalds or Taco Bell 4 times a week.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.
(In reference to this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88037 )
And now, for my own amusement, a totally random picture
User Reviews
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't even hit a speedbag right.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a navel.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey I got one:
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
DEAD BITCH BELOW
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If I wanted to hear from you I would've taken my boob out of your mouth.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-06 10:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm slow.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50908#940957
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-11-06 09:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Memorable quote that the Uber community has lost to the ages:
'Yes' used to say "...I'd do it, in the pooper..." as a response to basically everything. I miss that.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-06 06:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95317#2212338
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-06 02:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:01:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is actually pretty good therapy.
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:01:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lick my backwax, dopey smurf.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922#645750
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922#644725
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-06 01:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922#644677
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-11-06 00:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whoever first used "+2 B@W" sarcastically deserves a prize.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-05 05:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37922#644174
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 22:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-04 22:37:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
The time someone said that thing about rape, oh man, I wish I could remember what post it was on
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OMG YEAH I REMEMBER THAT!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-04 22:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The time someone said that thing about rape, oh man, I wish I could remember what post it was on
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-04 18:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I don't love you and I never will.
sorry"
-Mynameistim
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The reviews on this post are hilarious:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66389
HAHAHAAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-16 14:41:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think I needed to see THAT.
Let me guess...San Diego Zoo, Cage 4?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-04 09:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:17:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
DCWoody: you too. Shut the fuck up, bitch, before I punch you in the nose.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325466
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I had forgotten all about that clusterfuck, but it did throw up a few gems
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1324749
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 01:11:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish cancer was contagious.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325468
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:14:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope that the next drunken hick that you coax into your trailer shoves a hot poker up your twat, so that your womb remains barren and you can never pass on your fucked up psycho genes to your offspring. Not that that's necessary, your pussy probably has the equivqlent PH of the Hudson river, and not even brine shrimp could survive in there, let alone a baby.
Maybe Brendan was right, i think your ex boyfriend willed cancer upon himself to get the fuck away from you.
Smart boy.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325690
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:15:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
*pulls up a chair*
*cracks a beer*
This could get good, quick, fast, and in a hurry.
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-Dave
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to clear up, I don't think any of those should be eligible for inclusion at the bottom of the pages, except maybe the ETS "to question me" one.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:57:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, fuck off. If I want to see drunk children I'll force feed my own kids aftershave.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-17 02:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not 'come hither' dude. It was bumbling incompetance. If I was trying to rowr it up it would have been a lot slower and made frequent use of the word 'daddy'
And also 'slide rule' and 'income tax'
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-17 01:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey snakr, me you butty baby in ashtry on the floor in thrity seconds NOW.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 21:18:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
To question me is essential.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 21:18:02 (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-29 21:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
why don't you transcend all earthly problems and shut the fuck up
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Because I am a messenger. It is my job not to shut up...at least for now.
First step: open your eyes.
Second step: see the truth.
Third step: rise above.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:36:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:14:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
I cannot +2 that much penis.
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How much more do you want? You're insatiable bro.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a fantastic idea, but the quotes have to be, you know, funny. Also, they can't be in-jokes that are only recognised by a few people. The classics would be fine, even from posts, eg. Whom killed him and why, re 16y/olds, but other than that I imagine they'd only be worthy substitutes for the Simpsons quotes if they were funny to people coming to the site for the first time.
Also, I don't know how offensive they could be if Bart's going to be effectively "endorsing" them by putting them on his own site (as opposed to the Uberboard). One or two of the original rape quotes might be acceptable but you don't want every quote to be about rape.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-04 00:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow!, what an extensive collection
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-11-03 20:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your original BLARF was hillarious. I can't remember where it was, though.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:26:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Best idea of all time ever. Even better than the polio vaccine.
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dude, the polio vaccine is like, such a waste of time. I mean, who needs a vaccine? Nobody even GETS polio these days!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Those examples, with the exception of the Electro quote, don't even qualify for my "B" list material.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he claims i was the intended first recipient of a CRUMPLING.
of course he wrote two post kissing my ass before that...but what the hell.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325466
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method,
I am proud to say that I was the first intended recipient of a crumpling
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92948#2139131
I still have to find the exact quotation, it's on one of OathMeal's posts where I gave him shit (and there's a lot of those)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best idea of all time ever. Even better than the polio vaccine.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, picking on you is boring. I'm not good at insults and you seem to invite any and every type of attention.
SO SRY!
:D
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:05:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way that was only funny as it was a bastardized version of Electro's shirt comment.
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Yea right.
Just admit it, shoveley. You like picking on me more than anything else in teh world.
*sobs*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way that was only funny as it was a bastardized version of Electro's shirt comment.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:07:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oathmeal(user info) at 2006-04-09 06:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, my red hair rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from getting your ass kicked in the schoolyard
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHHHAA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Old lady ass sex" may be one of my favorite reviews. Ever.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR GERIATRIC BUTTSECKS!?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's a new one fresh from the oven and free for public consumption:
"Stick that up your front-butt and spin."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL! now THATS funny!! good job sport!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Retro, it's slightly better than your humor, which is far worse.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
painfully
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:03:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:13:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could fit more than 2 cocks in my ass at once.
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you are pianfully unfunny
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LAME
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-10-23 14:12:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Jeannee, I'm suicidal. Let's become friends so you can worry constantly whether I'll do it in front of you or not.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:07:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Kaelic, send me an IM. I'm kinda getting concerned ... this rash isn't going away.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-01 14:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish John Holmes was alive to fuck me hard in the ass, in overdrive mode. Honk! Hey sailor.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Oathmeal(user info) at 2006-04-09 06:25:38 (#)
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And yes, my red hair rocks. Wherever you go, always look like you came back from getting your ass kicked in the schoolyard
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:03:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see anything wrong with a little feltching.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:13:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could fit more than 2 cocks in my ass at once.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-22 11:22:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I push back.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meth, per your request from http://www.ubersite.com/m/91403
"Beware hackers, your IP #s have been logged and I shall unlease DoS attacks unto everything you hold dear"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-07-31 14:19:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Popcorn? I thought he said HOT PORN....
<pulls pants up and walks away>
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-21 11:38:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I WISH I WASNT STERILE
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:45:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart HAS to do this, it would be so great
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I read this and thought that George was tickling his grundle through the front slit in his tighty whiteys.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont feel like making my own post, and this one is sure to garner plenty of hits, so with apologies to Method, I would like to announce The BOSH Man!'s conquest of intoxication in Boshton, MA this evening.
Some incredibly BOSH people, myself included, are gonna kick our stirrups and venture into the city. I am just throwing out an open invitation for people who like to party to join us for beers, babes, and general bullshitting.
We can discuss foreign politics if you'd like... or we can go into detail about the black eye I am sure to receive after commenting on some chicks pristine rump.
So if you like to party, then i'd like to party with you.
email me today before 5:00pm for times and locations!
rock n roll!!!
theboshman.at.gmail.com
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95294
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reviews on this post...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90503
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Accept this - You Don't Get It. They'll put that on your doublewide tombstone - "Here lies greening. He Never Got It."
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-31 12:14:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-31 11:56:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone knows that Americans are self centered and only think of things in relation to themselves.
It's still 3.31 here. Perhaps I'll rate differently tomorrow.
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Perhaps by tomorrow, I'll actually give a fuck how you rate.
Won't that create an interesting dynamic between the two of us?
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Reviews for praise and such:
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-02 13:44:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap cakes that was good.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-02 14:31:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
This WAS SAWSOME
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Submitted by b0bbieb0b (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Praise is redundant. I am in awe.
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-11-03 08:40:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am humbled by your awesomeness.
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
l JUST GOT A BONER.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-11-02 13:59:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Spucking fectacular!
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:39:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Folid Gucking Sold
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-11-05 21:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Unlimited shades of awesomeness.
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post means so much more now that Uber is collapsing onto itself in a time and anti-time convergence. We have to fly the ship into the anomaly and create a static warp shell. That will repair the rupture.
...but all good things must come to an end...
SAVE US PICARD SAVE US!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:14:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure that you could write a post about taking a huge dump and I would find it fascinating and completely compelling.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
USE THIS ONE!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:45:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Your eyes are freakishly far apart. In fact, they are almost on the side of your head. Did your mom fuck a fish?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cave paintings in the South of France have recently been determined to have been created by a little known subset of Cro-Magnon man known simply as ghola.
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what the hell
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Uber users?" suggested Sacrilicious.
"Exactly. The worst kind of people."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:49:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have been another one of those reviews that deserve +2's posts.
You unoriginal shit-bagger.
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Are you saying he's a colostoMethod bag?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should have been another one of those reviews that deserve +2's posts.
You unoriginal shit-bagger.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 picture of girl
-1 no bare breasts
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that is the only comment bart has ever left me.
:(
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-29 03:16:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know how to feel about this.
How about if I just chuckle a bit then go refill my beer.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-25 12:40:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think if I had to have sex with some fat, stinky trailer-trash bitch it might look like work.
Of course, that's just me.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-25 12:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I had my own private red light district at Neverland, but it was a secret. Shhh! Don't tell! Shamone
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 14:18:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
You have been warned! I am a powerful pop star with friends in high places! Shamone!
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I'm sure there are better MJ ones
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been compiling a list.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:48:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-26 16:35:16 (#)
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Oh shnookums, you have lovely eyes. What a bright shade of green...mine are bright blue, what handsome man love babies we would have together...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-26 16:39:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to remove that eye and make sweet love to it, then put it back in.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-26 16:41:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your eye is dreamy. That's how I imagine it would be when I fantasized about you eating my asshole while having all your face covered except for your right eye perking up behind my left nut
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:31:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not a fan of making a joke out of this.
I am deadly serious and I don't appreciate you riding my back if your only gonna act like a fucking clown. There is a time for funny, and there is a time when all smiles are wiped away and business becomes serious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:58:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got some serious swampass
Submitted by craving_attention (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
keep your ass eggs away from me
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A sampling good for use in most any situation:
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:33:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 "sexy nipples"
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-27 17:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
You make my pants happy.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:42:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
We are both losers
We were slapped by big huge tits
My peener is broke
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-17 17:06:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't need any grief from ANYONE.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-17 11:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
You two broads have been arguing about somefuckingthing - anything - since approximately January 17.
Just get it over with and jello wrestle or something.
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:46:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I wasn't a man of principles who, when he says "+2's for life nigga!" means it, my review would probably be something like
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-16 15:47:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs less baldness
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:00:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Doo doo do do doo doo do do DO
DO THE LINKWHORE HUSTLE!
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:23:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cave paintings in the South of France have recently been determined to have been created by a little known subset of Cro-Magnon man known simply as ghola.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-23 21:03:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh holy hell. uber gets alot damn weirder after hours.
um my underwear inspectors were always double digits. and the sticker would be stuck to my butt cuz i wouldn't notice.
great i'm like the female method...
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-23 17:11:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
My "old balls" look - and I'm sure, probably TASTE - as good today at 45 as they did in their 20's. Probably because of my outstanding gonad grooming habits.
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-02-06 15:57:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo. This was...I love...if you were a chick, I'd hope you'd abort my next baby
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-31 08:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
*chokes on egg and toast*
*dies*
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-01-31 03:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst recording attempt ever: http://www.cilfone.com/songs/bartemian.mp3
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:24:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck them. You continue to rock out with your cock out!
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:11:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a vibrating dildo of love.
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:41:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE!!!!
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-02 13:52:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
'Whore' is not nearly a dirty enough term for what I want to be for you.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-30 03:51:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin gayblade.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fetish?
of course the all time best comment has to be there.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-31 16:13:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
I always knew you played for the other team.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-31 16:17:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone plays for the other team as far as you are concerned, Eric Rice, since unlike you there aren't many people who would say their sexual preference is 'rape'.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-07-28 11:21:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
jeffrey,
you are going to hell jeffrey, disabled people are going to hell.
It's says so in the bible.
You know the bible mommy used to hit you with to get the autistic demons out of you?
It says you are going to hell.
:-(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What about that guy who kept threatening to DOS attack ubersite? Those were some gems
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I will track you down and murder you, based on the URI.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:42:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Waking up with a condom in your ass isn't a one night stand.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:49:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
wHEN i fart, it causes a typhoon in Okinawa - true story
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fer fooks sake boy. You don't have real feelings. You're just pretend. That's why when you hook up with these birds you feel nothing except that sort of nothingness.
Just keep repeating your empty sexual encounters to keep you detatched from any anxiety and thus you'll be able to continue your life without anyone realising you're not a real boy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-19 15:56:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Or, maybe you are a ghey ass, method.
I think thats who that ghey guy in the picture above is. Its you, method.
You see, you got no balls..... therefore, you are ghey.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
no, jeffrey my vegetable oil encrusted friend, having no balls would make method a eunuch, not gay.
However, you having breasts does not qualify you as a woman, sadly.
you know what it qualifies you as jeffrey?
It qualifies you as a disgusting leech on society.
Yes it does.
Yes it doesy woozy woozy you cuty wooty wooty.
Now take your hands out of your pants and go open another jumbo size pack of gummy bears, mummy is getting a shower and she wants you to shush jeffrey, shush while her and the postyman take a shower with the fishies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
electro inspired some of my best work.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-18 09:13:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-11-17 23:38:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh noes! Applo is gonna hurt my feelings! """
you haven't got any feelings that is what autist means.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:25:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Bret had time to call Shlongy's hotel, what with answering all the ghey buttsecks calls he gets. ""
who asked you porky?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:14:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha did you actually call his hotel?
Just go there and ask for him, you're not that far away
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That's exactly what he'd want me to do ... waste 30 minutes of my time to track down someone who's not even there.
The 'Guest Services' person couldn't locate him so I'm calling shenanigans. If he wants to call me to set this up I'm totally game."""
shlongy is a grown man with a wife, house(s), career etc - i doubt he would stoop to such nonsense.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think Bret had time to call Shlongy's hotel, what with answering all the ghey buttsecks calls he gets.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:29:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen honey, you're a fucking ox, and you should be pulling plows. I don't know who's been gassing your head up, but I suppose in your little redneck town with a tooth population of 12, you're the prize pig, and they clamor after you like you're hot shit.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there are some really good ones on here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88259
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pathetic. You deserve to raped by a hermaphrodite hippopotamus, who in addition to its normal penis, would also be wearing a sandpaper strap-on. It would have all the fluidity and grace of a ballroom dancer, pillaging your ass with its normal cock in one thrust and the sandpaper one with the next, alternating between the blistering pain of a 2-foot sandpaper rod being shoved into your Goatse-hole, and the relatively soothing feeling of having a somewhat-smooth 2-foot dick in there the next second. Once it was feeling like it was time to wrap things up, it'd spin you around, and release its massive hippo load into your eyes, blinding you with the intensity of a thousand shots of pepper spray. Then it would shove the sandpaper dildo into your mouth and shred your esophagus like a cheese grater on nacho cheese. And only once it was sure your throat was destroyed enough that you couldn't scream, it'd sit on your face and clench its anus, trapping your head in its ass. Then it'd drag you around Hippo-land for a bit, cutting your body on a thousand sharp pebbles and stones, until it finally released you from its rectal-grip, accompanied by the biggest load of hippo diarrhea to ever grace the earth.
(with apologies to F_A_C)
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:00:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha did you actually call his hotel?
Just go there and ask for him, you're not that far away
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That's exactly what he'd want me to do ... waste 30 minutes of my time to track down someone who's not even there.
The 'Guest Services' person couldn't locate him so I'm calling shenanigans. If he wants to call me to set this up I'm totally game.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Isn't it funny that when the time came we all just knew that Bret would claim that he couldn't locate Shlongy
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You lazy fuck.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:05:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is the space shuttle preparing for lift-off???
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:55:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
KEEP TALKING ASSHOLE.
T MINUS 1 HOUR 31 MINUTES.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Here are some gems:
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:42:30 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85877#1905138)
Ranking: -2
You're wrong because I said so.
I don't feel that it's necessary for me to elaborate.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:15:17 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85877#1904908)
Ranking: 0
You are all mental. Every last cunting one of you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:42:50 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85877#1903537)
Ranking: 0
Well, this means the average quality of posts is going down for a bit.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:11:05 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919#1721695)
Ranking: 2
One of these days, I'm gonna assfuck this streak.
But not tonight.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:29:36 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919#1716754)
Ranking: 2
This is the best thing ever!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:47:54 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919#1715347)
Ranking: 2
My, my, we've just been sucking each other's dicks lately, haven't we?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:16:46 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919#1712476)
Ranking: 2
So anyway...where was I?
Oh, right: tonguebathing your gooch because of how good this is.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-06 08:08:04 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/88762#2007798)
Ranking: 2
"Soup's on, bitch!"
I just pissed myself. For real.
I'm glad i'm at home for lunch.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:16:15 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761#1899784)
Ranking: 0
What were you expecting, a guy butt-fucking a purple phoenix?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88278#1989319
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88278#1988598
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90842#2073781
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90842#2073223
I'm done, eat my shit.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's it? Four quotes? You are a Jew. +1 because I love you and for no other reason.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see it as a win-win situation, regardless of what happens
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36777#615807
Ok, this is a good one.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Between him and Shlongy I don't know who I'd take more pleasure in beating to an unrecognizable pulp.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 10:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha did you actually call his hotel?
Just go there and ask for him, you're not that far away
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your quotes suck, Simon, and they're way too fucking long to be on the uberboard or on the Simpsons quote thingie.
Simon in action: http://www.yikers.com/video_guy_gets_bad_news_right_before_sealing_the_deal.html
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:55:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
The dead bitch comment was aimed towards TL, I'm not internet threatening you, Bret, as much as you would like me to.
Don't you have a playdate with Shlongy?
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Jeff has conveniently not responded to my most recent offer to confront me. He's told me where he's staying but upon doing some calling, he cannot be located.
Looks like he's bitching out. I can't say I'm surprised.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93097#2143396
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92943#2138640
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87250#1953966
Comments that I made. Now off to go find some other funny ones.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351
(The harshest way to breakup ever.)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:41:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could find the post where I was fighting with Kaelic, and he was calling me fat, and my incredibly witty response was "I'm built like a fucking tank"
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There are a TON more quotes from me like that, Bret, keep looking - a lot of them were aimed towards Kaelic
And to think, now we're jet skiiing and high fiving each other. Who woulda thunk it?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:53:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
DEAD BITCH BELOW
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If I wanted to hear from you I would've taken my boob out of your mouth.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The dead bitch comment was aimed towards TL, I'm not internet threatening you, Bret, as much as you would like me to.
Don't you have a playdate with Shlongy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:53:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40063#689041
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *wipes tear* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Oh lord. Ohhhhh good lord that's comical. Sheer genius.
I KNOW!!!!!
I used to internet threaten EVERYONE. What a tool i was
Reminds me of someone.......
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DEAD BITCH BELOW
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40063#689041
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *wipes tear* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Oh lord. Ohhhhh good lord that's comical. Sheer genius.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When did you get a dog and die your hair blonde???
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't fucking believe that anyone remembers any of this shit. I can't even remember what I did ten minutes ago, let alone remember something that someone said on a website.
Wow.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:46:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:37:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
And for the record, I'd fucking *crumple* you in a fight.
But! That doesn't seem to matter around here (as it shouldn't). So, no. I guess we won't be meeting at any schoolyard anytime soon.""'
hahahaah
i hope that wasn't aimed at me?
if you are as big as me and grew up where i grew up 'fights' with gay little ginger bike riding needy people aren't exactly pants filling time.
but you carry on being obnoxious old boy, it seems to give your empty life a modicum of meaning.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - even on this website of losers, misfits, lonely people, bored people, psychotic people and Method you are still a nobody.
I actually have twinges of pity for you right now.
Oh no, it's wind.
That's better.
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Don't flatter yourself, cuntflap. That quote was aimed at none but the most deserving of my wrath, scourge.
Between him and Shlongy I don't know who I'd take more pleasure in beating to an unrecognizable pulp.
You, Appalling, are a mere flea on my nuts, one I flick off with very little effort.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge:
"I hope some day you are walking down the street and you see a puddle of AIDS on the ground and you go "Oh noes! AIDS!" but it's too late and you step in the AIDS and the AIDS makes you slip and fall and you fall into the AIDS and crack your head open and the AIDS goes into your head and you get AIDS.
See what you made me do?"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you for the mention.
the ets quote made me laugh so hard the 1st time i read it, fucking priceless.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40063#689041
that one?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:37:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
And for the record, I'd fucking *crumple* you in a fight.
But! That doesn't seem to matter around here (as it shouldn't). So, no. I guess we won't be meeting at any schoolyard anytime soon.""'
hahahaah
i hope that wasn't aimed at me?
if you are as big as me and grew up where i grew up 'fights' with gay little ginger bike riding needy people aren't exactly pants filling time.
but you carry on being obnoxious old boy, it seems to give your empty life a modicum of meaning.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - even on this website of losers, misfits, lonely people, bored people, psychotic people and Method you are still a nobody.
I actually have twinges of pity for you right now.
Oh no, it's wind.
That's better.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's the most underrated movie ever.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I could find the post where I was fighting with Kaelic, and he was calling me fat, and my incredibly witty response was "I'm built like a fucking tank"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really hate Spaniards you know. Some of my best friends are Spanish; I have a mate called Cortez and everything, also I'm not really physically handicapped.
Mexican food is horrible though.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"How exactly does one differentiate the retarded in a place like Alabama?"
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:36:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
you do know this is laughing AT you and not WITH you?
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You do know that you're a fat, talentless brit who deserves to be shot point blank in front of his family, don't you?
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And for the record, I'd fucking *crumple* you in a fight.
But! That doesn't seem to matter around here (as it shouldn't). So, no. I guess we won't be meeting at any schoolyard anytime soon.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you do know this is laughing AT you and not WITH you?
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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i suspect a heat post
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's the link to the crumple quote:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93520#2155928
I was using CinderBlock at the time.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:57:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Tom Cruise is a shit.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:25:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
that electro one is the best.
i can't believe you missed mystias comment off.
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because he reminded me... find otron's originaly use of "startled guinea pig".
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-06 18:08:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
My rape slave brings all the rapes to the yard,
and they're like: "Rape-rape-rape-rape rape!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35165#578836
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how about lame attempts at humor?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-10-26 12:22:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
*Wearing fag mirror shoes* *Reflects back to shlongy*
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
in response to
"fag above"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ELECTRO DOES DO LOVE HIS CHOCKOMUT ICE CREAMS!
Wow, my heart does hurt!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that electro one is the best.
i can't believe you missed mystias comment off.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't been collecting any -2s that deserves +2 in a while.
Attn Greek: it is sexy time now.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Find some of the original classics, like the first time ATTN GHEY MENZ was dropped.
A link to the quote would probably make this a lot easier & verifiable too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was a shitty quote, Joey, you need to try harder than that!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
use the -2s that deserve +2s as quotes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have i ever told you how much i hate you?
ax - you are now a marked man.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOING TO THE MOON, BRB
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:59:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey faggot...I'm still in Atlanta...where's my "crumple-ing", you fucking fairy?
Marriott Courtyard, Cumberland. I'll be here until 3.
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:08:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright Dongy.
I'm about 9 miles away from you. What's the plan, hmm? Empty parking lot with crowbars?
You name it, cockslobber.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-03 09:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stunned cunt.