random uberquotes & reviews (954 hits)
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Submitted by Amontillado (View user info) at 2006-11-03 11:11:12 EST
Linkwhores:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95278#2209955
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95282
Here are the ones I've found for your amusement.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-09-28 17:45:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
They DO share a bizarre resemblance to ghost-zombie-waif-things.
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My manly aloe vera all your pain will soothe away
It leaves you slick and satisfied, my sexual sorbet. - Orgasmatron
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading an O-tron post is kind of like going to a 3LR show. You'll have a good time, but you leave feeling a little violated.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:05:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nonsense, burn victims are always funny!
"I want to go into a restaurant just ONCE and not have garnish sprinkled on me and an apple shoved in my mouth"
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-28 20:38:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm Internet Porn Bacon
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 08:06:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I once put mayonaise on my cock and let the neighbor's dog lick it off until I came.
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-28 10:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
i like how method always makes sure i finish first. hes such a gentleman
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-28 13:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Simmer down Shlongy, the nurse will be around with your cup of sugar free Jello in a minute
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-28 16:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Sacrilicious, O-tron, Scourge, Ghola.
sorry for being the kid who punches the girls he likes.
-rad
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:59:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel warm and fuzzy tool.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:29:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen honey, you're a fucking ox, and you should be pulling plows. I don't know who's been gassing your head up, but I suppose in your little redneck town with a tooth population of 12, you're the prize pig, and they clamor after you like you're hot shit.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:59:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the thing you vapid sow...
You're full of shit, and we all know it. You put up the same crap that so many other hosebeasts like yourself have. That shot isn't old. You thought you'd wow us with your CRAZY sex stories and then a pic showing off your rack in a MySpace pose designed to hide your pendulous gut.
Let me tell you, those swinging udders made me fucking vomit on my desk. You're a fucking pathetc excuse for a human, coming here looking for attention. Well here it is.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:37:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even going after you about the apparent size descrepancy......but McGraw?! Fucking Tim McGraw?!
Ewwwwww
Country music sounds like the harps of hell.
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-04 07:58:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to grade school with a kid who could peel his own face off. It was a trick he could only do once. He's dead now.
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-09-22 15:35:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just love when the guy smashes his face into the corner of babies.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-10-11 14:30:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
whenever i see a cow lick up its nose i scrunch up my face and regurgitate a little of whatever my last meal was.
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-10-10 18:52:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
btw you are fat, homeless, and hairy. Get off the ground and go take a shower.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:08:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
If we lived in the same neighborhood I'd throw a snowball at you while my stuffed tiger build up a stockpile of winterly armaments.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-10-13 11:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-13 09:23:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Average_Dan.
You're quite entertaining, and thanks for that.
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I KNEW you always wanted to try topping me.
This changes nothing. Even if I *am* being topped by Thorny, I STILL LOVE AVERAGE DAN WITH A LOVE THAT CANNOT BE CONTAINED. NOT EVEN BY THOSE SWEET ZIPLOCK BAGS WITH THE DOUBLE SEALY STUFF. NOT EVEN BY A GENITAL MITT MADE OUT OF CRAZY GLUE AND PANTY LINER TAPE.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:08:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your fat cells disappear, and wind up on my gut...
Damn skinny folk.
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-10-21 11:10:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck up shlongy we've all seen photos of you, all 5ft2" of you, you couldn't punch your way out of a faggot's tea party
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-01 10:04:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
**Even worse, I hate any public bathroom that doesn't have paper towels. I hate those dryer things. I HATE THEM! GODDAMN ENVIRONMENTALISTS!**
Twice, oh yes fucking TWICE in the past week, I've been in a restroom and had the person next to me shake their hands and water got all over me. The first time it was a kid so I let it go, but the second time I screamed and acted all freaked out about it just for my own entertainment, "what the FUCK do you think I want you skanky pee water all over me, how long did you wash you hands, for sure you didn't do it correctly which means that you nasty pee germs are all over me, freak".
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-27 06:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
Who took the picture? It's a bit "this new telescopic lens I bought allows me to take extreme close ups without them hearing my panting and the sound of my fwapping."
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-03-22 19:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope the fleas of a thousand camels take up residence in your underpants.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-02 18:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-02 18:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 tooth population 12.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-02 17:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, +2 me.
obviously.
Submitted by Tyrell (user info) at 2006-12-08 14:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
crap
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-27 09:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-27 09:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont where this article starts and ends :(
its dem darn pixies
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I MADE A LIST! MARRY ME!
Or...um...I mean...
crap.
(runs away)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-05 22:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no me
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-05 21:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-05 19:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you think?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitfuck Rules!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking rule
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, thanks.
I can't even remember what those were in response to... it's like knowing the answer but not the question. 42!
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95294
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:15:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Spastic.
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That's me in a nutshell.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like posts like this one but these quotes aren't as good as the ones I've seen mentioned in the past.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You were probably just blowing some dude at the time, Noonie.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't remember saying that...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just said that one about the snowballs and stuffed tiger so Susie_Derkins would milk my prostate with her tricky Canadian fingers.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy the comments on this site way more than the posts
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are some gems here. And I remember reading a bunch of them the first time.
I started compiling a list a while back, but forgot after I collected 3. I should get on that again.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good compilation
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart HAS to do this, it would be so great
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i +2 every list that has me included.
i laughed so hard when i wrote that. i CRUMPLED her
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No sicosemen. :'(
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38319
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35578
There's a few more posts like these out there.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll simply have to +2 this throughout the day for each time my name appears.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spastic.