A She-Man Takes a Lover: General Musings on Gender Bending and Defining Sexuality (2463 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-11-03 11:15:17 EST
So there I was...watching whatever cable station it is that runs all those 'human oddity' programs. You know, "the 700lb. Woman," "Born Without a Face," "100lb. Tumor," "My Vulva Wants to Be an Accountant," etc. Anyone know the name of the network? Oh who cares.
The point is, this program was on about two people going through sex change procedures. A woman on her way to becoming a man and a guy about to take the final step into womanhood. They were each a good 85% of the way there...fake breasts, facial hair, arm hair, hormone therapy, facial feminization, the works. Whoever did the work did a great job - with the 'girl to guy' procedures, anyway - because had I not known what the show was about I'd have never picked the she-dude as having been born a woman. Even did an OK job with the he-lady...no real sign of man hands or anything.
Sorry.
Stay on target, O.
The woman who was becoming a man only needed to have her she-bits removed and an ample, fleshy hangdown attached to her to complete the change, and this is what the program built up to at the end. During its coverage, I learned that he/she (we'll just call him "he" out of respect and to eliminate all this / nonsense) has been in a relationship with a woman for a few years, and that they had become a couple after all of his other modifications and surgeries had been completed.
Essentially they were a heterosexual couple, only they both had little pink vaginnies.
This, of course, changed when he finally got his ovaries removed and some junk installed between his legs, but here are my questions:
- How would you classify the sexual relationship he and this woman were in before his final operation? Are they quasi-lesbians because of the physical attributes they share? Are they heterosexual because of the gender roles they satisfy? Are they bisexual by virtue of the fact that the woman clearly is interested in being with a man (eventually) but is doing what she can with the woman-man in the meantime?
- How would you classify the sexual relationship he and this woman are in after the final operation? Does his having originally been born a woman color the nature of their now-heterosexual coupling?
I guess what I'm getting at is this: is sexuality commanded and defined more by what your body does or what your [soul/mind/give it a name] tells you?
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:54:59 EST (#)
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There's a DOtD zombie figure for sale now. I think McFarlane Toys put it out.
You should pick it up and place it somewhere conspicuous at work. Or on the hood of your car.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:50:49 EST (#)
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That scenario is a little to DOtD remakey for me. Although at least this time I would give a shit about who it happened to.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:29:40 EST (#)
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It's gonna be a strange, strange place once she has that baby. Especially with looney Carol lurking about.
I wonder if she'll get attacked right before delivery and the kid then runs the risk of being born undead.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:16:46 EST (#)
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Oh man I wish you had read 31.
With regards to Glenn, I think any and all characters aside from Rick, his wife, and his son, are potential zombie food, even an extremely likable character such as Glenn. In fact, I'm sure the writers will off a major character in due time, for dramatic impact. They can't keep killing off characters no one gives a shit about. I swear I tense up every time I read the shit, because I just know they are going to do it. And this isn't like another comic book where you can just be "ho hum, they'll bring him/her back eventually." You know if anyone comes back at all it will be as a zombie.
Carol is all fucked in the head, only in a different way than some. That shit is going to blow up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:09:08 EST (#)
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Glenn will be fine. Hopefully. I think they've built up too many couples only to tear them apart a few too many times to keep the streak alive. A few pairs need to make it out ok. Maybe this'll toughen him up a little.
I fear there is much ownage in Michonne's future. Well, in the future of her oppressor(s) that is. That girl has a lot of vengeance to make good on.
What's up with Carol? Someone clearly just ordered a venti-sized cup of Break From Reality and is taking it without sugar OR milk.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:57:22 EST (#)
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Don't lie. I know that was you at my window last night.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure you asked me before and I told you I had it, but I can't be bothered to look it up.
Now, let's discuss this glenn situation. If he dies I will be very upset.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:40:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:28:31 (#)
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Dude, I picked up Volume 5 over a month ago. Where have you been? I then I went and bought 31 because I wanted to know what happened. However, it didn't really satisfy me much. I might try to subscribe, but I kind of like being gluttonous and reading six issues at once.
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Last I heard you hadn't come across it yet. Like I stalk you.
I read it last night. Messed up. Guess the broken hand was the least of his worries.
I agree...it's a bit more satisfying to just mow through a bunch of them in one sitting. Guess it's part of being a pleasure delayer.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-08 11:28:31 EST (#)
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Dude, I picked up Volume 5 over a month ago. Where have you been? I then I went and bought 31 because I wanted to know what happened. However, it didn't really satisfy me much. I might try to subscribe, but I kind of like being gluttonous and reading six issues at once.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:58:25 EST (#)
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I can't speak for everyone, but my sexuality is defined by the wood I get when making out with women. That's just me though...to each their own and all.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:19:47 EST (#)
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why shouldn't i think of your gender because of my age?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:13:09 EST (#)
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That was rude. I'm sorry. You were just kindly pointing out my he/she nature, Noonie.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:12:17 EST (#)
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This is true. Often have I referenced my male and female parts. You're welcome to think of me as that if you wish.
Actually, given your age, it would be much easier if you didn't think of my gender at all.
Oh and fishlipped tramp below.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:08:24 EST (#)
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both.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:54:12 EST (#)
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hey orgasm-man(i find it easyer to spell then ur real user name) are you a guy or a girl?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:15:37 EST (#)
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(I don't mind)
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:08:34 EST (#)
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tis ok. you no this is getting alot of +2s coz of our convos
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:57:43 EST (#)
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Forgive me, Newty, for my sarki-sense is apparently defunct.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:18:07 EST (#)
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I was being sarki btw.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:12:46 EST (#)
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Who knows? Who cares?!!
The fact of the matter is the two nut jobs were off the market and not stalking any normal people - and that has to be a good thing.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:11:12 EST (#)
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they both look neuter to me. heeh. nueter. not male. not feamle. but nueter.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:52:42 EST (#)
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Aww, Newty, just because you're my lil sis and look like me doesn't mean you have to lie. We all know I'm a horrid, shovelfaced beast of an orc with hoof hands; and you mustn't deny it.
:P
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:48:12 EST (#)
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your so pretty. so you do mean orc as in lord of the rings?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:35:28 EST (#)
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Newty: do a google image search.
That is what I, your big sister, look like.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:33:09 EST (#)
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hehe. all i know about method is he's obsessed with rape...i shall look it up in the urban dictionary
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:22:14 EST (#)
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Newty, I'd hate to scar your little retinas, but I am in fact an orc. Ask Method.
Don't know who Method is? Ask...um....Shlongy.
Whatever you do, don't ask Wazza. You've only got 3 yrs left til he pounces on ya.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:21:57 EST (#)
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Newty, I'd hate to scar your little retinas, but I am in fact an orc. Ask Method.
Don't know who Method is? Ask...um....Shlongy.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:34:51 EST (#)
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o and your posts rock. im not as innocent as you'd think from a 13 year old. GO ME!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:29:21 EST (#)
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dont worry i lost my sole quite a while back. and coley *said in a singsong voice* wat do you mean by orc?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:54:18 EST (#)
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Um...if you're really 13 might I strongly recommend not reading quite a few of my posts?
I worry for your soul.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:50:03 EST (#)
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OOh, watch out there, Berty. The last thing you need is an angry orc comin at ya.
And you know how that goes
"What the hell man.."
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 10:25:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-06 05:16:26 (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-05 06:04:35 (#)
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i just found out that borat is a 15 *sobs hysterically*
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Oh my God! Is it even legal for me to insult you?
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insult away, you'll just have a crying 13 year old girl on your hands. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT?! WELL DO YA?????????! and ill get my big sister coley to kick your ass
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-06 05:16:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-05 06:04:35 (#)
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i just found out that borat is a 15 *sobs hysterically*
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Oh my God! Is it even legal for me to insult you?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 00:51:59 EST (#)
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I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED THE BANANA BREAD RECIPE
Now, I give to you my killa banana bread recipe. I am transcribing it WORD FOR WORD from my own handwritten recipe, which was done with a calligraphy pen and is covered in miscellaneous splatters and drips of questionable origin.
Not a word will be changed.
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Pimp-Ass Mothafuckin' Banana Bread
1/2 c. Crisco
1 c. sugar
2 eggs, assualted
3 nasty bananas
1 tsp. baking soda
2 c. flour
1/4 tsp. salt
4 tsp. milk
Mix that shit up, bitch! Then pop it in yo' cocksuckin oven at 350 for a muthafuckin' hour, yo. Yeah, dat's right.
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I did not change a word. Don't make me post photos to prove it.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-05 06:04:35 EST (#)
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i just found out that borat is a 15 *sobs hysterically*
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-05 05:52:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:05:41 (#)
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that kinda goes in the question pot with "would sex with your clone be masterbation?"
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dont tempt me
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-05 03:04:43 EST (#)
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"He" is heterosexual, and she is at least bisexual.
Lesbians are not allowed in the men's restroom.
I am not allowed in any women's restroom.
If you ever have any questions about anything related to anything, just ask, and I will give you the answer.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:55:48 EST (#)
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The cake thing below + a dessert request from my friend=giant chocolate cake and pumpkininny cheesecake night for lishy and friend.
DAMN YOU, CHOCOLATE TEMPTRESS
The flesh is weak
(mmm)
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:05:41 EST (#)
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that kinda goes in the question pot with "would sex with your clone be masterbation?"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:34:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:29:20 (#)
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I figured you'd be watching The Notebook and doing research for that other post of mine.
"Samsonite. I WAS WAY OFF."
I'm off to bed.
Deal.
Tell Oregon hello for me. Please remind it that it still owes me $130 dollars for posting its bail back in college.
PS - Go see Borat. Borat rocks.
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OOOH
that's what I should have done tonight. Watched "The Notebook". I still haven't. And Brokeback. One of these nights..with wine, I swear it.
What's the Samsonite quote in reference to? I'm sure it's something I ought to know.
Goodnight, Otron.
Oregon says "Fuck that, dude, you're the one who got me all drunk and made me hump that signpost with my boxers around my ankles, getting me thrown in jail in the first place!"
(hey don't blame me, I'm just the messenger).
PS I was going to see Borat last night but it was sold out. :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:29:20 EST (#)
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I figured you'd be watching The Notebook and doing research for that other post of mine.
"Samsonite. I WAS WAY OFF."
I'm off to bed.
Deal.
Tell Oregon hello for me. Please remind it that it still owes me $130 dollars for posting its bail back in college.
PS - Go see Borat. Borat rocks.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:17:28 EST (#)
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No, sadly enough I haven't had a sip of alcohol in...*counts on fingers, toes, nearby loosleaf*....my god.
LIKE EIGHT DAYS
*cries*
THAT must be what's wrong with me...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:13:19 EST (#)
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Just fine, coley. I trust by your "iiii"s that you've been drinking?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:11:12 EST (#)
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Hiiii Orgasmatron.
How are you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-05 00:47:23 EST (#)
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The cooking discussion below reminds me of a pun some user made over a month ago about a "gateaux blaster."
Oh, puns...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 21:05:45 EST (#)
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by the way I just figured out what you were trying to say..it's "tiers". pronounced the same way so I don't know why I had such a hard time figuring it out.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 21:04:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-04 18:10:24 (#)
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*resumes drooling*
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Like she ever stops..HA!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 21:04:16 EST (#)
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My god Newty, that sounds fabulous. Thanks for all the effort of transcribing it here..complete with measurement conversions..WOO! Now all I ask of you as my figurative little sister is that you give O-tron the +2s he deserves.
I'm going to have to make that sometime soon and document my results. I will put up my banana bread recipe tomorrow.
Sorry if this causes so many faithful recipe-conversation-followers to lose sleep in anticipation....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-04 18:10:24 EST (#)
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*resumes drooling*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-04 18:09:50 EST (#)
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We just call that black forest cake
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-04 18:09:03 EST (#)
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*drools*
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:47:50 EST (#)
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Ingredients
For the chocolate cake
340g/12oz golden caster sugar
340g/12oz unsalted butter
6 eggs
240g/8½oz self-raising flour, sifted
100g/3½oz cocoa
For the filling
2 cans black cherries in syrup
2 tbsp kirsch
For the icing
600ml/21 fl oz double cream
200g/7oz good quality dark chocolate, broken into small pieces
To decorate
50g/2oz dark chocolate, for shaving
Method
1. Preheat the oven to 190C/325F/Gas 3.
2. Lightly butter a 20cm (8in) loose-bottomed cake tin then dust with a little plain flour and shake off any excess. Line the tin with greaseproof paper.
3. For the cake, place butter and sugar in a bowl and whisk until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a time then fold in the flour and the cocoa powder.
4. Spoon the mixture into the prepared cake tin, smooth the surface with a knife and bake in the pre-heated oven for 35-40 minutes until firm and springy. To test if the cake is done, insert a clean skewer into the middle of the cake - if it comes out clean then the cake is ready.
5. Remove from the oven and leave to cool in the tin for five minutes before turning out onto a wire rack.
6. Drain the cherries, reserving 200ml (7 fl oz) of the cherry syrup. Add the kirsch to the reserved syrup.
7. Use a large serrated knife to slice the cake horizontally into three equally sized rounds.
8. Place each round on a chopping board and spoon the cherry syrup evenly over each disc and leave to soak in.
9. For the icing, heat 200ml (7 fl oz) of the double cream to scalding point then add the chocolate pieces. Remove from the heat and stir gently until the chocolate is melted and smooth. Pour into a bowl and allow to cool in the refrigerator, to thicken slightly.
10. Whip the remaining double cream until thick. Spread one of the cake discs with half of the cream then cover with half of the cherries, pressing them in lightly. Top with the second disc of sponge and repeat this process, finishing with the third disc left plain on top. Gently press the whole cake together with the palms of your hands.
11. Remove the chocolate icing from the fridge and give it a quick stir. Use a palette knife to thickly spread the top and sides of the cake with the icing, starting with the top first. This way, if the chocolate oozes down the sides of the cake, it won't matter.
12. Leave the cake to set in a cool place then slice into large wedges and serve.
its a bugger to make but SO worth it. this is the recipe i use coz the BBC website rox for cooking stuff
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:39:50 EST (#)
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Newty, that sounds fabulous.
Leave me a recipe and I will make it.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:32:00 EST (#)
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U DONT KNOW WHAT BLACK FOREST GATEAUX IS?! its german anyways, its a tree tear chocolate gateaux with cherries, and its got creams in the gaps between tears(i know thats the wrong way of spelling it but i seriously have no idea of the proper way).
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:23:07 EST (#)
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Newty, wtf is black forest gateux? Shit, if I wasn't so afraid of you Brits and your cooking skillz I'd make you send me some. That and the fact that you're Method. Anyway, banana bread is a delicious bread made from half-rotten bananas. it SOUNDS awful, but it's GREAT.
Seriously.
It rules.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:20:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:14:05 (#)
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Newty, you purposely misspelled it AND you're kidding, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
Everyone knows what banana bread is...RIGHT??
PS I MAKE TEH BEST
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*cough* erm, i spelt it wrong by accident, and i seriously don't know. and i would so beat your ass in a baking competition. every1 loves black forest gateaux more then banana bread
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:14:05 EST (#)
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Newty, you purposely misspelled it AND you're kidding, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
Everyone knows what banana bread is...RIGHT??
PS I MAKE TEH BEST
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:05:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:53:19 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:37:53 (#)
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gimme the banana bread recipe! i'm making thanksgiving dinner this year and that sounds like a good addition.
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FUCK
I forgot it. I'll put it up tomorrow; I promise.
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yo big sis, whats banana dread?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:53:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:37:53 (#)
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gimme the banana bread recipe! i'm making thanksgiving dinner this year and that sounds like a good addition.
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FUCK
I forgot it. I'll put it up tomorrow; I promise.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:12:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:06:43 (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:54:21 (#)
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we have a chanel like that over here in britain, its channel 4.
"and now a sensitive documentary about a boy with the face like a baboons ass"
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Wrong, it's Channel 5. I fucking hate those cunts. As if American television hadn't practically taken over here already, they've launched five: US. Fuckers
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i think we should plan a nuclear attack. ARE YOU WITH ME?!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:06:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:54:21 (#)
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we have a chanel like that over here in britain, its channel 4.
"and now a sensitive documentary about a boy with the face like a baboons ass"
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Wrong, it's Channel 5. I fucking hate those cunts. As if American television hadn't practically taken over here already, they've launched five: US. Fuckers
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:54:21 EST (#)
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we have a chanel like that over here in britain, its channel 4.
"and now a sensitive documentary about a boy with the face like a baboons ass"
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:15:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:26 (#)
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I guess you'll only know for sure when someone in the audience stands up in a drunken stupor and shouts "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!", or "-2 DIE!"
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This actually happened at Will Zone's show we saw in NYC.
I believe it was the lesser spotted Nicole3 who made the call.
-Dave
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:48:01 EST (#)
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i failed to read the filename in this case
answer: unisex restrooms
sorted.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:20:32 EST (#)
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I hesitate to say it, but that may be the greatest filename ever.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:28:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:37:53 (#)
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gimme the banana bread recipe! i'm making thanksgiving dinner this year and that sounds like a good addition.
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NO
MAKE SOME FUCKING PLUM BREAD
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:23:07 EST (#)
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lishy?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:14:11 EST (#)
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Daddy?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 22:55:00 EST (#)
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You're all dirty bitches and I love you for it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 19:15:10 EST (#)
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that sounds like a capital idea
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 19:08:14 EST (#)
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mmm.. that's MUCH better. You've both done well today.
Now..mama's gone drinkin' for the evening.
Orgasmatron and I expect to meet you both in a jasmine scented bath upon our return.
But no lavender. GOD HELP YOU THERE'S LAVENDER.
Until then, kitty-cats. *KISSES*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:41:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:23:07 (#)
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After that comment, JonnyXwomanstealer, I am SO not making out with you in teh back of a TransAm.
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now now Coley, I am sorry, perhaps I was being a bit hasty...
I have a better idea...let's double-team Lishy - you go upstairs, I'll go downstairs, and we'll meet in the middle - how's that sound?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 18:23:07 EST (#)
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After that comment, JonnyXwomanstealer, I am SO not making out with you in teh back of a TransAm.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:32:56 EST (#)
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Let's not fight, Jonny.
Let us busy our hands and mouths with more rewarding things, yes?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:29:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:22:11 (#)
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Oh Jonny..no need to call my Coley names. You can BOTH pleasure me AND make me desserts.
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oh...well then.
no need to be so reasonable about it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:22:11 EST (#)
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Oh Jonny..no need to call my Coley names. You can BOTH pleasure me AND make me desserts.
I majored in Daisy Chains.
And Bananas Foster will get you Everywhere.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:19:43 EST (#)
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I've been waiting for someone to drop a 'bananas foster' comment for some time now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:11:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:31:49 (#)
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Dear JonnyX-
Wanna make out?
Tell me yes or no.
Love,
Lishy
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Oh yes please Valerie - I majored in heavy petting.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 17:06:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:06:27 (#)
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Lishy, I am a woman on the internet who could pretend that I am a man pretending I am a woman on the internet, if that would help, and then we could make out.
Check yes or no
PS I make pretty good banana bread
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don't listen to that shovel-faced whore, I'm more of a woman than she'll ever be, and i know how to make Bananas Foster. BANANAS FOSTER, THAT IS THE DESSERT THAT IS LIT ON FIRE, F.Y.I....
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:45:53 EST (#)
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Katy I will look for the recipe and drop it here in a review, later tonight probably.
Lishy: I am aware of your union. I am content being the other womenz.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:43:24 EST (#)
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ghola's been a terrible, absentee wife for some time now though.
You have grounds for an annulment if it so please you, I'd say.
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free, right?
Maybe you two just need to take a lover's retreat or something. Promise yourselves each other all over again.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:40:34 EST (#)
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Oh yeah- Coley- did you know ghola and I are married? We did it during D-Prime Madness Presented by Darko. You're OK with that, right?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:37:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:05:07 (#)
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Love is what love is. Does not matter what the gender of the people who love each other is.
Don't pigeonhole these things.
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gross. *pokes fingers in eyes*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:37:53 EST (#)
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gimme the banana bread recipe! i'm making thanksgiving dinner this year and that sounds like a good addition.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:34:26 EST (#)
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I bring people together. It's what I do.
Remember me during your state-sanctioned wedding once the nation gets its head out of its ass and lets people marry whoever they please.
What does ghola dear have to think about all this I wonder?
Or is this just a slutty union that will not lead to the sacrament of marriage?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:29:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:23:16 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:06:27 (#)
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Lishy, I am a woman on the internet who could pretend that I am a man pretending I am a woman on the internet, if that would help, and then we could make out.
Check yes or no
PS I make pretty good banana bread
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Coley, I would make out with you either way. ESPECIALLY if you wore the horns and/or the wifebeater.
And I love all things banana. ALL.
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OMG OTRON YOU SPARKED A GIRL ON GIRL LOVE
*rubs horns thoughtfully*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:23:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:06:27 (#)
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Lishy, I am a woman on the internet who could pretend that I am a man pretending I am a woman on the internet, if that would help, and then we could make out.
Check yes or no
PS I make pretty good banana bread
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Coley, I would make out with you either way. ESPECIALLY if you wore the horns and/or the wifebeater.
And I love all things banana. ALL.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:20:21 EST (#)
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there's so much good stuf on uber today, 'tis amazing and awesome and all that.
about your question, O: when gay rights groups get together, they often call themselves "LGBTQ" for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questioning, or queer. Seeing as at least one of these women is lesbian and trans, that would put them squarely in the "queer" group, 'cause this is a bit queer, donchano...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:18:01 EST (#)
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that was quite..uh..an interesting review there, Otron.
Refer back to mine old posts after you looked at the hand pic..the story is there..you should read it.
BACK TO THIS POST/TOPIC
I LOVE watching shit like that, it's all on TLC. Some of my favorite shows have been called such things as "The Man Whose Arms Exploded" and "The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off" (OMG MADE ME BAWL I HAVE IT ON VHS).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:14:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:05:07 (#)
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Love is what love is. Does not matter what the gender of the people who love each other is.
Don't pigeonhole these things.
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Absolutely. It's not so much that I'm seeking some sort of definitive answer or that I feel these people have to be classified one way or another. I just got to thinking about it after the show and thought it was a crazy enough topic to present to you chuckleheads here.
The woman who was one step away from actualizing her complete, physical transformation into womanhood had this interesting dynamic going on where her wife (who she married as a man many moons ago) stuck by her through all the surgeries and such because she loved the person and not the body, and because she wanted to honor her marriage vows. I thought that was sweet. Even taught her how to dress and act like a woman to blend in right. Makeup lessons, that sort of thing. Now that the woman's got her naughty bits, however, she'll probably pursue the neverending quest for wang and that'll spell the end of the marriage. But still...sweet.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:06:27 (#)
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Lishy, I am a woman on the internet who could pretend that I am a man pretending I am a woman on the internet, if that would help, and then we could make out.
Check yes or no.
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OMG liek if yoo toetally purtend to be a man and have teh cyberz with Lishy then yoo two will be liek the wimmenz in the show I watched. R u lez if yoor prutending to be a man during onlinesecks???
Gayest review of mine ever.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:06:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:31:49 (#)
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Dear JonnyX-
Wanna make out?
Tell me yes or no.
Love,
Lishy
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Lishy, I am a woman on the internet who could pretend that I am a man pretending I am a woman on the internet, if that would help, and then we could make out.
Check yes or no
PS I make pretty good banana bread
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:06:04 EST (#)
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or, what jonnyx said.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-03 15:05:07 EST (#)
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good topic
I think the problem lies in humans wanting to classify and find patterns in things.
Love is what love is. Does not matter what the gender of the people who love each other is.
Don't pigeonhole these things.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:41:28 EST (#)
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are you trying to allow yourself, mentally and emotionally, to have hot-sweaty-hairy love with another man, and not feel bad about it?
it's alright if you are.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:35:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:39:55 (#)
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I'm going to roll with the Licious on the matter that I would refer to the individual by whatever gender they prefer or identify with.
This also made me laugh:
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:26 (#)
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I guess you'll only know for sure when someone in the audience stands up in a drunken stupor and shouts "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!", or "-2 DIE!"
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imagine the looks you would get...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:31:49 EST (#)
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Dear JonnyX-
Wanna make out?
Tell me yes or no.
Love,
Lishy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:30:25 EST (#)
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Ask Caul.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:29:38 EST (#)
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well, endocrinology plays a part to some degree, especially during the formative years.
I think sexual politics has the most influence of all - we wouldn't be having this conversation 70 years ago.
There are interest groups out there who would love to have all kinds of little boxes to categorize people in.
It's a more fluid situation than that though, much as people would like it not to be.
The problem is that there are certain societal definations and mores we expect people to possess and conform to. Quite frankly, the fact that these limits exist gives impetus to the desires to go 'beyond' the norms.
In other words, if you took the 'freaky' out of freaky, no one would want to be freaky any more.
So, culture and politics define the discussion more than anything else - on a personal level, I think it's quite meaningless to place such labels on oneself. Nobody's keeping score.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:29:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:24:13 (#)
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there's many colours in the homo rainbow
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HAHAHA
This was my myspace song once.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:28:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:22:17 (#)
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OH I WANT TO FUCK ALL YOU MEN NAMED JASON IN YOUR ARGO-KNOTS
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Shameless cultural honesty above.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:25:54 EST (#)
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wait, i mean...
here's the thing...
can't we all just call all the whole general mish mash of it....
ummmmmmmmm....
i just like it when the white stuff shoots out of my wee-wee
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:24:13 EST (#)
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there's many colours in the homo rainbow
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:22:17 EST (#)
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OH FUCK YOU ALL
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:16:10 EST (#)
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well method is probably a case of spirit mismatching gender. i say this only because he's a cunt.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:08:43 EST (#)
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Be strong
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:06:19 EST (#)
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I'M KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 14:04:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:50:53 (#)
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So here's a question - is someone like this simply born with the right soul/spirit/whatever in the wrong body, or is this soul/spirit/whatever bound to their original gender and they're simply altering their state of mind and appearance to fit their needs?
Or, to put it simply - is our essence gender specific?
If so then does it matter what we do with our bodies in regards to physical sexuality?
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I don't know the answer to these questions. And truly, for the first, while it's an interesting discussion to have, I don't know that an answer is available or even so important. Genetic "why god why" vs. "I gots to be me".. what does it really matter? I'd think it really only serves as ammunition for fundamentalists to believe the former. Biological mandate or choice, whatever. Fact is, the option to make a change is out there if someone's willing to deal with the challenges. And I don't think there are a lot of individuals making such decisions lightly or in great numbers.
As far as whether essence is gender specific- I don't know that either. Don't we all posess mental and emotional attributes that are stereotypical of both genders, to varying degrees? I curse like a sailor and don't care about shoe shopping but I throw like a girl and am partial to cock. I know men just like that, too. Is it nature or nurture? WHO NOES?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:55:40 EST (#)
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A simple classification for all genders of man/women relationship can be made by the old adage:
If there's shit on your dick, not a big slip.
If your hole feels like an oboe, OH NO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:43:35 EST (#)
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Agreed re: referring to the individual by their current gender. That's only fair.
I'm just curious what you call a man with a vagina who has a relationship with a woman before he gets his penis? Maybe he's a new breed unto himself. A Heterosbian. A straitmo.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:39:55 EST (#)
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I'm going to roll with the Licious on the matter that I would refer to the individual by whatever gender they prefer or identify with.
This also made me laugh:
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:26 (#)
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I guess you'll only know for sure when someone in the audience stands up in a drunken stupor and shouts "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!", or "-2 DIE!"
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imagine the looks you would get...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:32:56 EST (#)
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the whole thing's just gay.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:25:54 EST (#)
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This is a great post.
I think that anyone who undergoes gender reassignment should be referred to as the gender they have become, rather than the gender they've been. If a female (formerly a male) likes men, then she is hetero. If she likes women, then she's a lesbian. If she swings both ways, then she's bi.
Or, like Method, she can like aquatic mammals.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:06:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:01:47 (#)
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No matter how many times she has a surgeon mutilate her body in how many different ways, her chromosomes are all still XX.
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Maybe it's limiting to suggest that gender and sexuality are bound to something as formless as identity or spirit. Perhaps souls are simply sexless and inhabit bodies that originate with one or two physical options/types of genetic makeup for the purposes of pleasure and reproduction.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-11-03 13:01:47 EST (#)
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No matter how many times she has a surgeon mutilate her body in how many different ways, her chromosomes are all still XX.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:50:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:31 (#)
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Why is it that whenever you see a copule of lesbians, there is one really attractive one, and one that looks like her face was lit on fire and then put out with a rake?
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See also: the Santa Claus/Easter Bunny/Bull Dyke/Lipstick Lesbian diagram from "Chasing Amy."
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:46:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:26 (#)
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I guess you'll only know for sure when someone in the audience stands up in a drunken stupor and shouts "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!", or "-2 DIE!"
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Those would be the ultimate heckles to a comedian.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:31 EST (#)
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Why is it that whenever you see a copule of lesbians, there is one really attractive one, and one that looks like her face was lit on fire and then put out with a rake?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:44:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:31:28 (#)
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Not a bad point. What are the chances that someone going to a comedy club to watch stand-up also peruses Uber on a regular enough basis to even know who I am?
Maybe I'll just start making posts out of all the bits, and see how the ratigs go to polish off my routine.
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I guess you'll only know for sure when someone in the audience stands up in a drunken stupor and shouts "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!", or "-2 DIE!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:36:25 EST (#)
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This aggrivates me. Either you are born with two X's or an X & a Y.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:31:28 EST (#)
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Not a bad point. What are the chances that someone going to a comedy club to watch stand-up also peruses Uber on a regular enough basis to even know who I am?
Maybe I'll just start making posts out of all the bits, and see how the ratigs go to polish off my routine.
Yeah, that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea at all/
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:28:59 EST (#)
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sexuality is just the way you are as a sexual being, its independent of what you have between your legs
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:28:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:18:59 (#)
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Wow man, this is pretty deep. Things like this are why I stopped doing cocaine. It seemed like everytime a night involved coke, it would usually end with me fucking a Thai whore in the ass. Now that may sound all well and good, but as anyone whose ever been to Bangkok will tell you, when you're doing a Thai whore in the ass, you can't help but wonder if she's really a he. I mean, while doing her/him in the butt, you can't really tell. He could just have it tucked back. The chance that a little Thai penOr could start thwaping against your balls at any second really takes a lot of the fun out of the act.
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No kidding. I was always careful to give everyone a front-check when I made my way through Patpong.
And it's ok to steal material from yourself, Average_Dan. Besides, it's a good stage name. Everyone would want to go see a guy named "Average Dan" perform stand-up.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:26:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:23:47 (#)
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I'd love to write more, by the way O-Man, but I'm working on a stand-up routine, and it could get weird trying to explain that I am, in fact, an intrawebs identity known as Average_Dan that isn't stealing material from some guy on the internet.
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Hey, now THERE'S a stand-up act I'd pay money to see!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:25:43 EST (#)
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Gender is simply a drop of water that comprises the entire ocean of one's self-spirituality.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:23:47 EST (#)
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I'd love to write more, by the way O-Man, but I'm working on a stand-up routine, and it could get weird trying to explain that I am, in fact, an intrawebs identity known as Average_Dan that isn't stealing material from some guy on the internet.
You can understand.
Maybe you can't.
Maybe you just don't care about me anymore.
:(
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:21:24 EST (#)
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And vice, I stopped doing coke because I WASN'T banging enough Asian hookers.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-03 12:18:59 EST (#)
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Wow man, this is pretty deep. Things like this are why I stopped doing cocaine. It seemed like everytime a night involved coke, it would usually end with me fucking a Thai whore in the ass. Now that may sound all well and good, but as anyone whose ever been to Bangkok will tell you, when you're doing a Thai whore in the ass, you can't help but wonder if she's really a he. I mean, while doing her/him in the butt, you can't really tell. He could just have it tucked back. The chance that a little Thai penOr could start thwaping against your balls at any second really takes a lot of the fun out of the act.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:56:46 EST (#)
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What a deep question to pose to the likes of Uber.
Fool, of course the only way to tell the gender of a person is to walk up to them and reach between their legs like Crocodile Dundee did. If there is a dick there, it's a guy. No exceptions. Unless its a girl, in which case it is totally acceptable to have t3h sex with them as long as you don't find out that it was a guy at some point in it's life.
But hey man, it's the '07's. Gay, Straight, it's all the same. I'll take a shot in the mouth if it gets me half-way across the country. Remember, live by the book.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:53:11 EST (#)
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beetletea - My attorney is a fallopian tube. What of it?
Poots - I have to agree with you. After watching the hysterectomy and seeing all the she-leavings by the operating table I found myself wishing for a loaf of bread and some mayonnaise.
JoeyG - That sort of threesome is the stuff of legend, man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:50:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:43:36 (#)
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I guess what I'm getting at is this: is sexuality commanded and defined more by what your body does or what your [soul/mind/give it a name] tells you?
The above questions are really just based on technicalities, to me. This one is the big question. And I think that ultimately, your sexuality is commanded most by core/mind/spirit. If it wasn't, then how/why would all these historical methods of altering gender, whether physically or mentally, surgically or culturally, even exist?
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So here's a question - is someone like this simply born with the right soul/spirit/whatever in the wrong body, or is this soul/spirit/whatever bound to their original gender and they're simply altering their state of mind and appearance to fit their needs?
Or, to put it simply - is our essence gender specific?
If so then does it matter what we do with our bodies in regards to physical sexuality?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:44:17 EST (#)
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My accountant is a vulva. What? What was that?
Oh... my accountant drives a volvo... nevermind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:43:36 EST (#)
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How would you classify the sexual relationship he and this woman were in before his final operation?
Pre-op, I'd probably still consider them lesbians.
- How would you classify the sexual relationship he and this woman are in after the final operation?
In my mind, once someone goes through all the steps needed to "change" gender (and if you've watched those shows, it's often a painful process both physically and mentally), I'd refer to the person by the gender they've "become". Even if they were born one and become another, there is little or nothing left for them to associate themselves with their former gender. However, pre-op or partial-op TGs are a tossup for me in terms of how I'd refer to them. If one still owns the bits of their former gender, they're still, to some degree, of that gender. Though, in addressing them personally, I'd go with whatever they prefer.
I guess what I'm getting at is this: is sexuality commanded and defined more by what your body does or what your [soul/mind/give it a name] tells you?
The above questions are really just based on technicalities, to me. This one is the big question. And I think that ultimately, your sexuality is commanded most by core/mind/spirit. If it wasn't, then how/why would all these historical methods of altering gender, whether physically or mentally, surgically or culturally, even exist?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:42:48 EST (#)
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gd question. hard to ansew. sexuality is kinda half biolgical and half a frame of mind, like we could change if we rly wanted to, but not all the way, if u find the right person. like u can turn straight to bi and visy versa. i no that makes barly any sense, but wateva
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:35:04 EST (#)
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TL actually said something funny.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:32:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:26:10 (#)
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Ok, lets mix things up a little. Factor in a threesome between these 2, and a 'chick with a dick'.
I'd pay a dollar to see that.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:30:05 EST (#)
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I was also thinking that the parts left behind post-op would make a good sandwich.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:27:23 EST (#)
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I was wondering while reading your post...do they, the he/she's-she/he's, use the public restroom of thier born gender or the one they have become?
Not that it matters but it's interesting to think that a woman is staring at my dick instead of gay dudez.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:26:53 EST (#)
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I'm thinking this situation above would blow a devout Catholic's mind.
Maybe they'd find comfort in knowing that "the sinful gay" reformed her ways by becoming a man. But then she'd have changed the body God gave her, and defiled her spirit's temple. Not that this matters, because she was born with a female spirit and she's coupling with another female spirit, and no child can come of this union. OMG DOMINUS ASPLODE.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:26:10 EST (#)
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Ok, lets mix things up a little. Factor in a threesome between these 2, and a 'chick with a dick'.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:24:36 EST (#)
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I saw a show once where a trans sexual talked about how he had paid a guy to cut his balls off in a hotel room.
Eeek.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-03 11:21:44 EST (#)
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Good question. I don't know. Ask Method.