The First Anual Übersite Geek-off! (1565 hits)
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2006-11-04 00:51:30 EST
Ok Übers, here's the skinny.
Since everyone's SOOOOO cool, I've decided to skip my review of Final Fantasy XII, (which is awesome, by the way), and go straight for the throat.
So I'm laying all my cards on the table here. Now I realize I'm going to get flamed something fierce for this, but the point here is I have nothing to hide. I'm a very honest person, and I just happen to have no shame whatsoever in my status as a geek.
I'm confident in the fact that I'm never going to be the most popular person here, and that's fine. I don't need ultimate popularity. But I'll be damned if I'm going to be out-geeked by ANYONE here!
The criteria is simple: Post a list of all your geeky qualities and we shall compare and rate all entries against mine. Only eligible geeks need apply, so don't waste your time telling me to die, sicosemen.
That being said, let the geek-off begin!
1) My dream car is a replica of the Knight Industries 2000
2) I've seen every episode of "Highlander the Series" and have a complete series synopsis printed out and stored in it's own folder.
3) I collect toys. That's right, I, an almost 28 year old man, collect toys. Mostly Marvel Legends, but also Transformers, not to mention several cases of misilaneous (sp?) toys. These things are worth a lot of money on the secondary market.
4) As mentioned before, I collect swords and other melee weapons. I've always been fascinated by swords. Not to mention light sabers (I have a few of those too!)
5) I have almost every Queen album ever produced.
6) I LOVE Firesign Theater.
7) I own a copy of the "Captain America" movie starring Mark Salinger. I honestly didn't think it was as bad as most people made it out to be. It's not The Godfather by any means, but it's not bad.
8) My hero is John Belushi.
9) When I was a clild, I would crawl around the floors of the house, pretending I was Spider-Man crawling up a wall.
10) One of my earliest memories is of going to see "Return of the Jedi" in the theater.
11) I have a personalized Zippo lighter. On one side it says "This Is Not Your Lighter," so if I ever lose it, and someone else finds it, they'll know. The other side says "Close Cover Before Striking."
12) I own a copy of "Freddie Got Fingered."
13) There are several parts of the Ruroni Kenshin series that make me a little misty-eyed.
14) I'm a big Wierd Al fan.
15) I know all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
16) I enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons.
17) As I'm typing this while at work, my copy of the Final Fantasy 12 players guide is by my side. Homework.
18) I know everything there is to know about "Super Metroid."
19) At one time I considered changing my name to Logan.
20) I miss the saturday morning cartoons of my youth. Thundercats, Silverhawks, Transformers, The Smurfs, Captain N, and The Super Mario Bros.
21) I firmly believe the Sephiroth theme, "One Winged Angel," is the single greatest piece of video game music ever composed.
22) I don't consider France's choices during WWII as cowardly. They knew they couldn't compete with Germany's military, so they pretended to surrender and started a very efficient underground resistance. That's just smart: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
23) I openly scoff at the temporal physics portrayed in "Back to the Future." I don't believe you can change the events of the past. Those things happened the way they did, because that's the way those things happened. "Bill and Ted" were the only ones to get that right.
24) I used to have the "Knight Rider" theme burned to a cd, and whenever it came on while I was driving, I couldn't help but drive a little faster.
25) I can't wait for "Daria" to come out on DVD.
26) My "Beavis" imitation is flawlwss.
27) My favorite movie is "High Fidelity."
28) My favorite actor is Bruce Campbell.
29) My favorite actress is Natalie Portman. And not for her acting...
30) Ray and I once had a philosophical debate on whether of not Rumplestiltzkin was a legitimate businessman or a con-artist. The debate has never been decided.
31) Although they're both the same character, I think the movie version of Spawn would beat the crap out of the comic book version.
32) I think "The Lord of the Rings" movies should have been longer.
33) You will never convince me that Superman is a better hero than Spider-Man.
34) I fucking hate Tobey McGuire.
35) I will be going to see "Spider-Man 3."
36) Except for the force, I think I could take Dart Vader in a light saber duel.
37) I've lost cound of how many times I've watched "Evil Dead" with the audio commentary.
38) I've lost count of how many times I've read "Lord of the Rings."
39) I've lost count of how many times I've wished I had Adamantium claws.
40) I firmly believe it's only a matter of time before someone produces a real lightsaber.
Well gang, that's all I can think of for now. The gauntlet has been thrown down. Check your pride at the door if you dare. The geek-off has begun.
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-07 21:17:54 EST (#)
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1) i'm smart
2) i am a member of this website.
3) i own a bow tie.
thats all. you win. congratulations. way to be good at life.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Annual has two "n"s you tool.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. I learned php, SQL and having a pop at Unix.
I think thats enough dont you?
PS I dont care if your competition is over. ;P
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cubs win, cubs win!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the final decision has been made! go and read the results post! thanks for playing!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:51:29 EST (#)
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the final decision has been made! go and read the results post!
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:43:46 EST (#)
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I'll save overlly-exaggerated face for you.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:03:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
leia > padme
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. I own all 7 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
2. I own all the released episodes of MST3K- even the "Play MSTie for Me" special disc.
3. I rarely get really drunk without peeing my pants.
4. In high school, I was a member of marching band, concert band, jazz band, drama club, and mock trial.
5. When I was younger I had boys' R2 D2 underwear.
6. I can sing the "Nations of the World" by Yakko Warner.
7. I've had RISK tournaments that have lasted 4 days.
8. I seem to be the only one participating in this competition.
9. Adult footie pajamas are in my dresser drawer.
10. I've been an active user of ubersite.com for over 3 years.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
10. My eyeglasses are as thick as coke bottle glass.
9. I thpeak with a lithp.
8. I'm going to start working out because I'm really tired of getting sand kicked in my face at teh beach!
7. I find chess more exciting than hockey. (especially end game theory)
6. I wrote to Santa and asked if he could bring me more books for Christmas.
5. I've been dropped by every girl so far; usually half way through the first date. (My mom says it's okay and that all good things come to he who waits.)
4. I mis-read the title (Uber geek off contest) and *jerked* off back at the start; it's okay because only a little got on my keyboard. I cleaned off most of it. (see #10)
3. Physics is my favorite subject; apparently String Theory cannot be proven -- but I'm going to try anyway.
2. If at first you don't succeed... Fuck it! Corollary: It's not who you know, it's who you blow.
1. I'm dyslexic as fuck. b) I tried to do this in ascending ass-ending? order but couldn't figure out how.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This list was actually awesome and Queen is fine, don't listen to the haters.
Final Fantasy XII is also fucking awesome.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1) I've had sex with actual, real-life women, more than once!
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Ah well, I guess I lose. Nuts.
p.s. Still do your FF XII review, k?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This put me away: "Ray and I once had a philosophical debate on whether of not Rumplestiltzkin was a legitimate businessman or a con-artist. The debate has never been decided."
Also, Queen fucking sucks.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Frank, I'm sorry to tell you that I am cooler than you in every way. Even in the ways of dorkiness. Read and weep:
1) My dream car is the Batmobile from Batman Returns
2) I've seen every episode of Lost, Star Trek TNG, Smallville, and Briscoe County, Jr. I've read the entire Ender's Game quartet seven times.
3) I collect boners. I've had a boner at least twice a day for the last nineteen years (I'm 25 years old)
4) As mentioned before, I collect boners. Which means that I am a pornography idiot savant. I can spot the tits of every Lightspeed and ATK girl with bags over their faces.
5) I have every CKY and System of a Down album evar made.
6) I LOVE Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
7) I own a copy of both Manchurian Canidate movies, and every episode of the original The Office series.
8) My hero is Jeffery Lebowski.
9) When I was a clild, I burned a hole in the street in front of my house with homemade napalm .
10) One of my earliest memories is of going to see The Money Pit in the theater.
11) I have an ashtray that says "Jesus hates it when you smoke".
12) I own a copy of "The Hunted." And of Solaris with George Clooney. Ugh.
13) I cried when Superman died.
14) I'm a big Stephen Wright fan.
15) I know all the words on the Budweiser label.
16) I enjoy playing Runescape.
17) As I'm typing this while at work, my copy of The Sword: Age of Winters is on the way via mail to my house.
18) I know everything there is to know about Super Metroid and 007: Goldeneye. I actually beat every possible facet of Goldeneye.
19) At one time I considered changing my name Optimus.
20) I miss the saturday morning cartoons of my youth. Thundercats, Silverhawks, Transformers, The Smurfs, Captain N, and The Super Mario Bros. - Me too.
21) I firmly believe music from Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is the most addicting video game music ever composed..
22) I don't consider Japan's actions in WW2 cowardly. They went for broke, and you gotta admire that. It's not often that someone actually strives for world domination outside of a Green Lantern comic.
23) I openly scoff at the temporal physics portrayed in Flight of the Navigator.
24) I used to have the Seal's "Kiss from a Rose" on tape because it was the theme from a Batman Movie.
25) I can't wait for Borat to come out on DVD.
26) My "Ted Kennedy" imitation is flawlwss.
27) My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski.
28) My favorite actor is Bruce Campbell, too.
29) My favorite actress is Monica Belucci. And not for her acting...
30) Erik and I agree that Darth Vader could have whipped the Emperor's ass, but that would have completely separated him from his humanity.
31) Although they're both the same character, I think the Silver Age Superman would get his ass kicked by the movie version.
32) I think Peter Jackson should make the Dark Tower into seven movies, one for each book.
33) You will never convince me that Joe Madureira is a better artist than Alex Ross.
34) I fucking hate Kevin Spacey.
35) I will be going to see "THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE NEXT JULY!!!! WOOT!!!
36) Except for the force, I KNOW I could take Mace Windu in a light saber duel.
37) I've lost cound of how many times I've drank around the world at Epcot.
38) I've lost count of how many times I've read "The Long Walk."
39) I've lost count of how many times I've wished I had a spiked carapace like The Shrike.
40) I firmly believe it's only a matter of time before someone produces a real BattleMech.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-06 06:22:23 (#)
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This Frank seems like a nice chap. I certainly do hope he's a witty sort though. ""
sadly he is not.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-06 08:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Frank, with the above list, it is far time for you to tell me to get a life. You are nothing without me frank.
:)
Eat dick, you are good at it. Seriously though, your girlfriend, how big is her dick?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-06 06:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This Frank seems like a nice chap. I certainly do hope he's a witty sort though.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-06 05:02:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Frank, oh frank. Since you took the time to spam, you have become a -2forlife member, so don't take it personal. What I gathered is this: You like to sit and spin on lightsabers while using transformers to jack off. Your girlfriends' name is Bret, isn't it? Tell you what...camwhore your girlfriend to prove that you aren't a dick faddler with a penchant for hogging black guys' mules.
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sico oh sico. your insults are, as usual, weak at best. I'm already getting -2's for life from you. do you really think I care? I don't. I know that I'm better than you because I don't take the time to tell people to die for no other reason than I don't like their writing. you're just a miserable piece of shit. but I don't hate you, I pity you. and so, as you are so fond of advising me, get a life.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-06 04:56:21 EST (#)
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You're a dweeb but I don't know if that's a geek. I thought being a geek was about being all full of techno-religion. Saying that, what do I know? I'm just a hermit and have no knowledge of what you kids are saying on your 'streets' or 'jive talkin' pits' or whatever.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-06 04:43:27 EST (#)
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my argument on the spawn issue is this: comic book spawn spent at least 40-60 issues just trying to get his shit together. movie spawn remembered who he was and learned how to control his armor in like two days. comic spawn had more raw power, but movie spawn wasn't all confused and pissed, he could rationalize and out think comic spawn. that's just how I see it anyway
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-06 04:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOWEVER: Spawn the comic book would kick the shit out of Al Simmons on screen. For the love of god he's a panzy in that. I mean yeah it's a good film...but come on! The comic book Spawn would fucking kill on screen Spawn.
All men wished they had Wolverine claws and they'd be lying if they said they didn't.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-11-06 00:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nuh-uh...i got ya on this one:
i am married to elecro.
that makes me queen of the geeks.
i am also having an affair with method, so that makes me queen of the greeks as well.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-05 22:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-05 21:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm up to the Dynast-King's tomb in FFXII. The game is amazing so far.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:14:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:58:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and curiosity.... how do you make the Umlaut? Or do you copy and paste specifically for uber?
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ASCII nerd
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:01:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I also spelled, "Behavior" like a Brit. And we all know how nerdy those guys are.
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True, Brits are quite nerdy. However, your nerdiness is partially negated by the usage of an unneccessary comma in your most recent comment. Although misuse of a comma is bothersome, thankfully it is a minor offense compared to misuse of an apostrophe (which, you know, drives me to kill). I have a feeling that accurately determining Average_Dan's true level of nerdiness would entail a lifelong commitment to following him around with a notepad and pen, and that just sounds torturous.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-05 13:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:51:58 (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:44:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley,
STOP TRYING TO GET ME AND TTOM TO FIGHT. i'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT JUVINILLE BEHAVIOUR IN HERE. TODAY ANYWAYS.
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Fine, be that way.
PS I LOVE HOW YOU SPELLED JUVENILE INCORRECTLY IN AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK LESS NERDY
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I also spelled, "Behavior" like a Brit. And we all know how nerdy those guys are.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-05 09:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Miscellaneous. That's the only thing in which I'm geekier than you are. English isn't quite my primary language, but I'm still a spelling-nazi.
I laid off the Hentai a while back, puberty makes you do weird shit.
I'm still a virgin, though. 19 yrs isn't exactly above average on that, so that makes me at least half a geek.
I'm a sucker for Escher. Take it as you will, but that Dutch dude was a very good artist.
Other than those minor points, I'm the manliest of men. I collect empty bottles of Vodka but at least I drink them first (with friends), I have not beefed up my pc or overclocked it or 'pimped' it.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-05 06:25:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 05:57:16 (#)
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are you saying only philosophers can talk philosophy?
i never claimed to a physicist
it takes a certain kind of bitch to make a comment without bringing something to the table
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No, I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying you aren't going to solve shit, and unless you bring some shit to back up your points other than lame movies, you're just jerking-off via da interweb. But, hey, if you enjoy it, go right ahead. I won't get in the way of a good time.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 05:59:25 EST (#)
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....and i dont agree with the circular, only linear.... id believe in dementions before circles
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 05:57:16 EST (#)
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are you saying only philosophers can talk philosophy?
i never claimed to a physicist
it takes a certain kind of bitch to make a comment without bringing something to the table
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-05 05:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, there's nothing better than non-physicists discussing theoretical physics. *YAWN*
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 03:35:21 EST (#)
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if i ever saw myself in the future, i could do anytihng i wanted to do, regardless of the danger without fear of death because i would be comfortable knowing i would not die or be deformed in anyway different than what my future self is at in its current state. (ala "big fish")
aka
if im alive in the future, nothing can kill me till after that point in time.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 03:13:21 EST (#)
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because rufus exists in the future, NOTHING would prevent the future form happeing, in theiry if things happend because they happened, then there is no way anything could prevent the future that was seen. if they tried to shoot rufus, the gun would jam or something, there would be no way to cause a change in what already happened. being thatthere was a future, then it simply has already been.
you cant change the past or future, time travel simply could only exist where it has already happened.
or in otherwords....
it already has been going to be
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:58:57 EST (#)
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trust me, I could go on all day like this. for some reason, I have a natural ability to wrap my head around temporal physics. and I have a minor in comic book physics.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:57:40 EST (#)
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also, your moebius strip effect is called a paradox: an event that happens when it couldn't have happened.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:55:42 EST (#)
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granted, but i never said time was a linear thing. that only covers the sci-fi aspect of the movie.
but what you're failing to take into effect is that Bill and Ted are in the past. the movie starts in the future.
when B and T go to the future, they can only go as far forward as the time that R left. There is no future past the present because it's constantly being affected by the present.
and to answer your hypothetical situation, B and T would never shoot R in the face, because they didn't.
that's called causality
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-05 02:42:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:17:21 (#)
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-04 22:18:54 (#)
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23) I openly scoff at the temporal physics portrayed in "Back to the Future." I don't believe you can change the events of the past. Those things happened the way they did, because that's the way those things happened. "Bill and Ted" were the only ones to get that right.
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You're an idiot. The whole reason the movie happened was because Rufus (George Carlin) came back in time to stop the two from getting split up.
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exactly. Rufus went back in time to give the time booth to Bill and Ted, because the future society that Rufus comes from was created by Bill and Ted's use of the time booth. The time-space continuum is immune to change. Rufus went back because he was the one who went back. simple
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Any form of time travel where a part of the future is directly affected by the past, because of the interference from the future, based on what happens as a direct result of that interference makes time travel nonlinear, as you say it is.
Need proof?
Say Bill and Ted were to get a gun and shoot Rufus in the head, effectively killing him, and preventing his growing uo, to eventually give them the time machine. That would effectively stop them from ever getting the time machine, and preventing them freom shooting him in the head because they would have no knowlege of his eventual existence, and they would go about their buisness as usual, at which point where the time loops into a mobius strip.
That prooves that time is at LEAST circular.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-05 01:59:40 EST (#)
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gotta love a profession that pays you to surf the web all night while waiting for sunrise
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2006-11-05 00:29:42 EST (#)
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youre taking timeon your posts. yay.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:48:33 EST (#)
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I AM a geek
I'm here EVERY night
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:45:09 EST (#)
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You think you're a geek?
I come HERE almost every night.
Fuck.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:22:37 EST (#)
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timeline, although a crappy, horrible movie, also had it right
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:17:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-04 22:18:54 (#)
Ranking: -1
23) I openly scoff at the temporal physics portrayed in "Back to the Future." I don't believe you can change the events of the past. Those things happened the way they did, because that's the way those things happened. "Bill and Ted" were the only ones to get that right.
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You're an idiot. The whole reason the movie happened was because Rufus (George Carlin) came back in time to stop the two from getting split up.
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exactly. Rufus went back in time to give the time booth to Bill and Ted, because the future society that Rufus comes from was created by Bill and Ted's use of the time booth. The time-space continuum is immune to change. Rufus went back because he was the one who went back. simple
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 23:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:58:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and curiosity.... how do you make the Umlaut? Or do you copy and paste specifically for uber?
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-11-04 22:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
23) I openly scoff at the temporal physics portrayed in "Back to the Future." I don't believe you can change the events of the past. Those things happened the way they did, because that's the way those things happened. "Bill and Ted" were the only ones to get that right.
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You're an idiot. The whole reason the movie happened was because Rufus (George Carlin) came back in time to stop the two from getting split up.
Homer(to himself): "Remeber what dad told you on your wedding day."
Flashback Grandpa: "Remember Homer, if you ever go back in time, don't touch anything. Because the slightest thing can make it so you were never even born..."
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-04 20:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're right, you are a geek. You win.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:21:02 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:18:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:51:58 (#)
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"I'd prove to you my mad spelling skillz..."
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Oh you have proven your nerdliness many times over. There ain't no spell check on gabbly.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Occasionally I will close my eyes, clear my mind and concentrate really hard and attempt to use the force...
...but that fucking remote never budges, and I usually get some sort of cramp.
God damn faulty telekinesis.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:18:14 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:51:58 (#)
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I LOVE HOW YOU SPELLED JUVENILE INCORRECTLY IN AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK LESS NERDY
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thaaaat would be me. Third place schoolwide competition fifth grade year; school spelling bee champ sixth grade..went to regionals, went down in a blaze of glory on a word so simple it brought me to tears.
Shame on you for making me first swell with pride and then come crashing down.
I'd prove to you my mad spelling skillz but it's sort of hard to tell someone "hey say a word and I'll spell it" when it's all typed out. Kind of defeats the purpose.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:29:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
25) What's Daria? Is that what happens when you drink the water in Mexico?
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It was a cartoon of a seemingly depressed pseudo goth chick, that aired on MTV for a while, then got cancelled, and had a few "guest appearances" on the Bevis and Butthead cartoon.
I also am under the assumption that the cartoon is called Daria Day.
It's not that I'm a geek, I just know a fuckload of useless information that would make me seem like a geek.
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| This man is a giant fucking geek. God bless him.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:44:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley,
STOP TRYING TO GET ME AND TTOM TO FIGHT. i'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT JUVINILLE BEHAVIOUR IN HERE. TODAY ANYWAYS.
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Fine, be that way.
PS I LOVE HOW YOU SPELLED JUVENILE INCORRECTLY IN AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK LESS NERDY
:P
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Spelling nerd.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brian Greene and Simon Singh r0x0rs my intelectual s0x0rs.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 16:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:55:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
How about Coley vs. TTOM and AD vs. me and red with a camera *fwap fwap fwap*
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Awesome_face, I don't think you could have set it up any better.
What a sausagefest
SAUERKRAUT FOR ALL!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about Coley vs. TTOM and AD vs. me and red with a camera *fwap fwap fwap*
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 15:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:44:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Coley,
STOP TRYING TO GET ME AND TTOM TO FIGHT. i'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT JUVINILLE BEHAVIOUR IN HERE. TODAY ANYWAYS.
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Fine, be that way.
PS I LOVE HOW YOU SPELLED JUVENILE INCORRECTLY IN AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK LESS NERDY
:P
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Jgreening, I haven't, but I did just get done reading "The Elegant Universe" for the 5th time, and after nearly having a panic attack in the middle of it, I feel I took a little more with me this time.
Are there really 120 stars in Mario 64?
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Coley,
STOP TRYING TO GET ME AND TTOM TO FIGHT. i'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT JUVINILLE BEHAVIOUR IN HERE. TODAY ANYWAYS.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-04 14:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can relate to a few of these.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUDWRESTLING IT IS
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, here it is.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-10-01 13:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-10-01 13:51:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I now?
You are somewhat nerd-ish, but please, you have no idea teh level of nerdyness you are dealing with here.
TTOM HAS NOTHING ON ME!!
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Well, sometimes you do, and sometimes I just don't know what to think of your wackiness. I must dispute your claim of greater "nerdyness", for any good nerd knows that when adding the suffix "-ness" you must change the y to an i (therefore "nerdiness").
Sorry to lay the smack down like that, I don't want to hurt your feelings of course.
TTOM has nothing on you? I dunno bout that...I sense an impending mudwrestling match. Pocket protectors and all.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go with my original leaning that TTOM and Average_Dan are tied for first..but the title is NERD not geek. Let me see if I can find my proposition to teh boys to find a winner....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From Average_Dan: 10.) String Theory is a serious hobby of mine.
Dude.
Whoa.
Keeping up on Hadron at all? I haven't heard anything about it since last month, and it's geting annoying.
Submitted by hoojAmAphut (user info) at 2006-11-04 13:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got quite a transformers collection myself, but I agree LOTR should have been atleast another 10 hours long
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:28:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
There are 120 stars on Mario 64, stoop.
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Yeah Dan, I thought you knew this. After you get the stars you get to go talk to Yoshi on top of the castle.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
25) What's Daria? Is that what happens when you drink the water in Mexico?
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It was a cartoon of a seemingly depressed pseudo goth chick, that aired on MTV for a while, then got cancelled, and had a few "guest appearances" on the Bevis and Butthead cartoon.
I also am under the assumption that the cartoon is called Daria Day.
It's not that I'm a geek, I just know a fuckload of useless information that would make me seem like a geek.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are 120 stars on Mario 64, stoop.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.) I've got all 50 stars on Super Mario 64
2.) I've logged coutless hours trying to figure out how to complete teh tri-force, as well as contemplating the simplistic beauty of the way the triangles fit together.
3.) I've actually tried to cast a fireball spell to end a fight swiftly
4.) It didn't work.
5.) I had my ass handed to me by a guy that should have been smoldering in a pile of burnt flesh.
6.) Raistlin is my favorite charcter in any book, movie, series, ANYTHING. There is no one better at anything. The guy becomes a God for christ's sake. Then he fights all the other Gods, vanquishing them until there is only one left; Paladine, God of Righteousness. They have a final battle while Astinus the Chronicler tries desperately to log the final few hours of existence before laying the chronicles of Krynn on the pedestal of Gilean, despite the fact that Raistlin killed all the lesser Gods off years ago. Quite an ambitious young man.
7.) I just wrote that point above.
8.) Marvel vs. Capcom officially owes me 4,792,233.08 hours of my life back.
9.) I'm the one that figured out how to do all teh "Friendships" on Mortal Kombat 2
10.) String Theory is a serious hobby of mine.
Had enough yet?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will eat you
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my bad meant to +2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-04 12:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
High Fidelity is my favorite movie as well...
I can quickly calculate THAC0.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-04 11:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi is my favorite fighting game
2. I love Dragon Ball Z
3. I purchased the Zombie Survival Guide
4. I thought Max Brooks was serious for a second when he wrote it
5. Chrono Trigger/Cross both ruled
6. I think Final Fantasy VIII was the best (VII was second)
7. I played Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion for a near 24 hours straight.
8. I really like SOME anime
9. Both my Beavis and Butthead impressions are spot on.
10. And Cornholio
11. When I was like 6 or 7 I was in love with Star Wars and memorized like every line in the movies. My favorite part was always when Darth Vader killed his subordinates by choking them. So I used to pretend I was Vader and stick a brand new stick of butter in the microwave and melt the butter...because I was evil...my parents got so mad that they came to a point where they had to hide the butter.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-04 09:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your girlfriends' name is Bret, isn't it?
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Zing!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-04 08:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and curiosity.... how do you make the Umlaut? Or do you copy and paste specifically for uber?
Submitted by MeeatG (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FFXII is rocking my socks off at the moment.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Frank, oh frank. Since you took the time to spam, you have become a -2forlife member, so don't take it personal. What I gathered is this: You like to sit and spin on lightsabers while using transformers to jack off. Your girlfriends' name is Bret, isn't it? Tell you what...camwhore your girlfriend to prove that you aren't a dick faddler with a penchant for hogging black guys' mules.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well she's coming over to the house on sunday to have her way with me :)
expect typos on sunday night, I'll be all weak and shakey
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-04 06:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he does infact have a girlfriend. i know this for a fact... and the house has thin walls
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-04 05:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is she hot?
does she treat it like a God?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 05:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(sigh) yes, I have a girlfriend, we've been over this before
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-04 05:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
has your "special place" ever been touched by a girl?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-04 05:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm, no. Everyone knows TTOM is the King of the Geeks. NO ONE can outgeek him.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-04 04:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and rumplestilskin got the shit end of the stick
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite has always been one big geek-off.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
12) I own a copy of "Freddie Got Fingered."
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Yeah, but you didn't mistake it for a comedy did you?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-04 03:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leia > padme
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:06:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
18. I actually mapped every area in this game with my own little drawings for energy tanks & expansion...
Though I won't try to compete with you because I have never ever watched a star wars movie. Ever.
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this makes me sad. noone should EVER be deprived of the star wars experience. watch it, if only once
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
18. I actually mapped every area in this game with my own little drawings for energy tanks & expansion...
Though I won't try to compete with you because I have never ever watched a star wars movie. Ever.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-04 02:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what? being a Superfriends makes me cool, not a geek...doesn't it?
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uhm... you're a superfriend too.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay...I'll play.
1) My dream car is made by the Ford Motor Company
2) I had a roomate in college that would always watch Highlander the Series on the USA network. I would watch it for a few minutes here and there if he had it on.
3) I don't collect toys. Somewhere in my parent's basement are my Transformers, GI Joes, and GoBots, which I pretty much quit bothering with after 5th grade.
4) The longer the blade that you carry, the more you're "compensating" for something else being small.
5) I have zero, zip, zilch Queen albums. They're gay.
6) What's that?
7) They made a movie out of Captain America? He was lame back in the 1950s as a comic book hero, how could they make him interesting enough to take up 90 minutes of anyone's time?
8) I dont have a hero.
9) When I was a clild, I would NOT crawl around the floors of the house, pretending I was Spider-Man crawling up a wall.
10) One of my earliest memories is of going to see "Return of the Jedi" in the DRIVE IN...Superman 2 was the other movie. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
11) I threw all of my lighters out when I quit smoking over a year ago. I have a flint & steel wool in my trunk in case I need to start a fire.
12) Freddie Got Fingered rings a vague bell as a '90s movie, but I had never seen it.
13) What's that?
14) Weird AL was cool up until I discovered girls in fifth grade. This was around the same time that the transformers went into the basement.
15) Studebaker, studebaker, Marilyn Monroe?
16) I played dungeons & Dragons once for four hours, but I got slain by an elf.
17) I had Final Fantasy 1,2,&3 when I was in junior high.
18) The original Metroid pissed me off after 15 minutes, so I couldn't be bothered with any of it's follow ups.
19) At one time I considered changing my name to Russel Sycamore. I was making porn movies at the time.
20) I miss the saturday morning cartoons of my youth. Whatever happened to Willie Tyler & Lester?
21) Huh?
22) France was stupid and cowardly in WW2.
23) Back To the Future > Bill & Ted.
24) I used to have the "Ramones mania" burned to a cd, and whenever it came on while I was driving, I couldn't help but drive a little faster.
25) What's Daria? Is that what happens when you drink the water in Mexico?
26) My "Beavis" imitation is flawlEss.
27) My favorite movie is "Reservoir Dogs."
28) I don't have a favorite actor. Wait. Samuel L Jackson is badass.
29) My favorite actress is Natalie Portman. Yeah....she makes my peepee big.
30) Huh?
31) Huh?
32) I have never read any or seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies or books.
33) Superman kicks Spiderman's ass anyday.
35) They made a second spiderman movie?
36) Except for the force, I think I could take Dart Vader in a light saber duel...by kicking him in the junk.
37) Never seen it.
38) Never read it.
39) What, now?
40) I'm sure that some dork in Europe sells real life lightsabers on ebay.
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
39) I've lost count of how many times I've wished I had Adamantium claws.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1) I've remixed both the Megaman 3 Intro and Schala's Theme from Chrono Trigger
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=225550&sub=15878
2) I took the time to complete Jiminy's Journal in Kingdom Hearts II
3) I played Kingdom Hearts II
4) I watched Escaflowne more than twice
5) I enjoy anime in general, except for Dragonball Z
6) I used to watch Dragonball Z
7) I know what Dragonball Z is
8) I visit http://www.ocremix.org regularly
9) I consider Chrono Cross almost as good as Chrono Trigger
10) I still play Super Nintendo games
There's more, but I think I'll stop at 10.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-11-04 01:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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