This is just a picture of my dog. (1232 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.58 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I.C.O. (View user info) at 2006-11-05 15:43:04 EST
In a very futile attempt to negate the oncoming torrent of negative comments due to lack of content, this post does exactly what it says on the tin.
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However, that statement is overruled by the fact that I keep typing crap like this in with the picture of my dog. It is now so much more than just a post concerning the esthetics of a Bearded Collie with the most vapid look ever, it is at least half a rant.
I could go off on tangents like why it is necessary to rate half-assed posts like this one positively for being exactly what they describe, but that'd make me a hypocrite. How many times have I opened (and reviewed) posts that do what they say they're going to do, namely something I don't care for.
Do rhetorical questions need their question marks? It's probably the biggest problem ever.
Anywho, For those of you eager enough to look at pictures of dogs of little known Uberusers, I wouldn't want to disappoint you. All five of you vicious, lifeless, toad-licking bastards.
I wish humans had black pools of eyes like this evil munchkin does. *Hooks himself up*
User Reviews
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-05 00:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, it's one of those ass-face dogs. Maybe it actually is cute, but it's such a huge pic it just looks like a GIANT ASS.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-02 06:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-02 05:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crossdresser below.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunk alter above.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-09-01 13:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
__________________
If you need attention that much, just ask.
Nah, i fucked up the rating of that post, and felt bad about it.
I have no attention disorder (anymore), More like an intention malfunction currently..
And yes, it's sundays and my chemical abuse is showing. Bla bla bla.
greetz man.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-18 07:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110987#2502159
What's the matter, got some sand in your vagina?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-15 19:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay dog
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-01 17:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So fucking what?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy huge photo batman
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks as if it has abandoned all hope
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh 'dogs'...yeah. I like dags.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice dog!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-06 08:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99443#2369301
It's not that i covered it up, n'est-ce pas?
Either way, you're right on the fact i'm either a retard or insane, but there are worse things in life, don't you think? At least my recent posts seem to be appreciated, and that's cool, considering all the fun Uber delivered me throughout the years.
And my english... Let's hope it improves, otherwise i'm forced to switch to sign-language...
Good weather on my spot, beerdrinking is THE upcoming option...C YA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbass- that was NOT a retal -2.
Your post was on the front page as a "Recently Reviewed"...Some OTHER dumbass - loki - freshened your post.
I just added some seasoning.
You know you really suck dick when you get a -2 from Shlongy for a post about dogs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-04 14:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your girlfriend's a pig.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100370
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-04 13:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he is a cute dog
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And get a pussy, i feel sorry for your dog.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-04 10:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post something, i seriously would like to piss on you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:58:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:52:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto Ubertree Bandwagon -1
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Auto Asshole -2
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ahahaha
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awww doggy
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's so cute! He looks fun to scruff up!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:52:03 (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto Ubertree Bandwagon -1
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Auto Asshole -2
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-12 05:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Down boy!!!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-11-12 05:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92005#2222141
Could've gone the rest of my life without knowing about it, but thanks nonetheless.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't work for you. Die. Fag.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dogs = auto +2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by maximus44 (user info) at 2006-11-06 06:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
it looks as if you beat it too much, Do you?
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-05 19:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:46:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks sad
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-05 18:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is your dog old? i may just be the camera angle but it looks like he's getting cateracts.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-05 17:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh... you went and ruined the chances you had to get +2's...
tsk tsk tsk
Now the lifeless toadlicking uberers will be falling all over themselves to PROVE that they aren't, (By "obeying" you) and will give you 0's.
but have this +2 because I think on my own, and it doesn't cost me anything, and the dog is cute, and to tell the truth, this run-on sentance is about as fun to write as I'm sure the mini-rant was for you.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
u get a zero coz i h8 dogs but this SO cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:45:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute mutt.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your dog looks like a puppet, not a real dog
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"...Please, don't shoot."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-05 16:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this vicious, lifeless, toad-licking bastard thinks it's
a fine dog...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bless.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a most pleasant-looking dog.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for cute doggy
-2 for RESIZE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO US THAT WE CAN SEE THE IMPORTANT PART, YOU IDIOT!!!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks sad
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-05 15:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You asshats can see the important part of that picture without scrolling around like mad fucking bunnies, so no need for RESIZE -2 crap, ok? Unless ofcourse your screen resolution is 640 x 480, but that also means my picture size is not the problem.