What a Curious Life We Have Found Here Tonight (2085 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesLabels: fiction
Rating: 1.68 on 106 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-11-06 11:05:41 EST
"Oh COME ON! Just try it. No, no..you have to do it with real soda. You NEED the sugar. Diet doesn't work!"
I have a mouthful of candy she has doled out from a box she keeps in her purse. She gently touches my shoulder as she tips a can toward me. As it floods my mouth, I feel the cold fizz of caramel-colored sweetness rush down my chin, dripping below my neckline before trickling down between my breasts, as she laughs.
I am supposed to feel a crackle, like pop-rocks, when the soda mixes with the candy. I pay little attention to whether her trick worked. What I feel is the warm touch of her fingers on my skin.
Her musical, mischievous laughter meets my ear again, as she raises a napkin to wipe my face clean.
She smiles and smiles. The kind of smile that catches the light and floats on the air and warms you when you breathe it in. The kind that for just a little while mends all the little holes inside you. Or at the very least, warms the air in this stark and cold room so far from home.
It's the kind of smile that men write songs about. Only this time, instead of imagining the song is for me, I feel the artist's desire as he writes it for her. Few can ever get the words quite right, though. I know I can't.
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"I'll have one if you're having one! With salt on the rocks, please."
She takes a call and sweetly bids her boyfriend goodnight before returning her attention to our table.
She stirs her drink with a fingertip before raising it and clinks it against mine. Her eyes crinkle in a mock grimace at the first tart taste from her glass. I tease her, and she playfully wriggles her nose and sticks her tongue out at me.
She's talking to the others, but I don't really know what she's saying. Something about the religious culture in Salt Lake City, and what it's like living there.
I'm mindlessly scribbling on the back of my placemat with the crayons she took from the kids' menu; I know I shouldn't stare.
I watch her eyes as they dance around the table. They are big and clear and I can tell that even as they sparkle and laugh, they know secrets that I want to know. They are blue- Cornflower Blue from the Crayola box. There's no Cornflower Blue in my little box here.
Now she's asking me a question and I don't know how to answer.
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"Oh yes, you ARE. Just one. It's not even that late yet!"
I cringe at the thought of my flight home in the morning. I wish for a cigarette out loud and she promises to bum one for me. I watch her walk away as she goes to the bar for another round.
She talks to everyone..walks right up to strangers to do my nicotine bidding. I know without having to look that their glances follow her, too.
She returns with the drinks and a fistful of cigarettes. I light one, but she doesn't bother. She reaches toward me with two fingers, taking a deep drag of mine. Through the curling smoke she holds my gaze.
We down the shots, and I raise the Red Bull chaser. I dislike the harsh cherry flavor- I'd rather savor the burn of the liquor as it flows through me - but I want her to keep smiling.
She playfully bumps me with her hip and for the second time today, I feel a sugary stream escape my mouth. But in place of a napkin, I again feel those warm fingers. They softly stroke my cheek, and I catch a flash of shining blue and then I taste her as she catches the cherry droplets with her tongue and touches my lips with her smile.
She tastes sweet, like cinnamon and sunlight. And when we let go, I'll be humming one of those songs. One of the good ones.
"What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all round the sun
What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and sweet
Let me hold it close and keep it here with me.."
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. One of my cousins, no doubt.
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-08 22:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-10 12:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did i rank this? i don't remember and i'm not scrolling through all the reviews.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-08 23:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those girls aren't kissing; they're singing to each other.
Very closely.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 15:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-08 04:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SO DID HE COME OR WHAT?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 04:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
erm.... my name's Marty, and I'm not a robot - I'm a real person.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-08 03:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TREMENDOUS.
Cool word.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 03:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because someone just threatened that if they didn't, they were going back to the not-so-tremendous-room for an eternity with a sarcastic robot named Brian who touches himself at night. It was the fastest kiss ever recorded, accrding to the Guinness Book.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and why are those girls kissing?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU don't even know what HAPPENS in the Tremendous Room you fuckstick.
(I only +2'ed this because I didn't want to look stupid)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-08 00:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger- Let's just say that it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than what happens in your Tremendous Room.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hot Brown Lost in PA"
HA *wipes tear* Good times, good times. I am off to bed.
For old timesake and/or educating y'all on the origin of the poop jokes, let us take a long last look:
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Santorum Not on Dangling Chads"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go United?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Santorum Compares Defeat to Bestiality, Calls Opponents 'Dogfuckers"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"No trace of Santorum found; clean election run."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Santorum Drops, Possible Floods Wednesday"
"Santorum Goes Down: Ironic, huh?"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gail Parker is one ugly, howdy-doody bitch too.
The antithesis of "check out the sweet camwhore action."
Time to think up some good Santorum headlines.
Here's one: "Santorum slides out of election in sloppy finish."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that the chick with the radio commercial?
Oh and now that he's out I'll go on the record as saying that the victor Bob Casey is an anti-choice republicrat who is only the lesser of two evils.
I need a sweet camwhore of Ed Rendell's big ass smile to cleanse my palate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Although she WAS responsible for perhaps the worst jingle I have ever heard:
http://www.gailparker.us/GParkr.mp3
LET'S VOTE FOR GAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
SHE'S FOR LIGHT RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIL.....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Correction: Fuck Gail Parker for eating 21K votes as of right now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This calls for you and another girl begging for a "cock us."
Get it??
Fuck George Allen.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those words are as sexy as hot girls kissing.
Only 40%ish of precincts voting and that fucker has conceded.
It seems alll of lishy's election wishes are coming true.
So, so, politico-hot.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 22:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Farewell, Santorum.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 20:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My Newty is such a fast learner.
Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This didn't really hold my attention long enough to read the whole thing but I got the jist that there was lesbian action involved so that's automatic +1. =)
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Really well written. It obtained hotness with poetic description rather than porn. I liked it.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:07:45 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't "read posts" anymore.
I just look at the author and +/-2 based on my established relationship with him/her.
_________________
You're probably kidding, but lots of people do just that.
I thought EVERYONE did that. I know I do.
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i will never do that, im a good lil girly. well except for in the case of coley and ogasmatron, they rock and deserve +2s all around
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't "read posts" anymore.
I just look at the author and +/-2 based on my established relationship with him/her.
_________________
You're probably kidding, but lots of people do just that.
I thought EVERYONE did that. I know I do.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't "read posts" anymore.
I just look at the author and +/-2 based on my established relationship with him/her.
_________________
You're probably kidding, but lots of people do just that.
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Of course I'm kidding.
I never read posts to begin with.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm.
this tickled my fancy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't "read posts" anymore.
I just look at the author and +/-2 based on my established relationship with him/her.
_________________
You're probably kidding, but lots of people do just that.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bah, fine, leave me.
as frank sinatra sings "stormy weather"
the flies and spiders get along together
cobwebs fall on an old spinning record
night :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2, -2..
IT'S ALL THE SAME FUCKIN' DAY, MAN..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed, on all accounts.
"I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME, NOT WAY OVER IN A BUCKET SEAT"
and yes, please bring cake.
Oh dear I forgot I need to go to bed.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt the nerds + soda combo would be much compared to the excitement from pop rocks + soda or even whichever lifesavers in the dark spark. The previous sentence was poorly constructed.
Band, but baked good works too. I'll use the recipe Newty gave me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SIGH.
"I am supposed to feel a crackle, like pop-rocks, when the soda mixes with the candy."
I was distracted. But I was led to believe there would be foaming at the mouth and such.
Sure I'll go on a Cake tour. Band or baked good? I hope it's both.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Licious, wanna go on Cake tour?
that could be fun, right?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's it supposed to do, and who doesn't?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Nerds.
Someone try it and tell me if it works because I honestly do not know.
But I do like a sticky mess.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So it was NERDS. I was WONDERING.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't "read posts" anymore.
I just look at the author and +/-2 based on my established relationship with him/her.
And this is what I meant, by the way. Using Diet Coke just means there's less sticky mess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qw7ByxX0X8
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm..jewels and hard-ons and favorites..
O, did you READ the first line?
You NEED the sugar. Diet doesn't work!
Oh..and Nerds.
Lucky for me I have a long history of having nerds in my mouth.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 23:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have used Diet Coke and Mentos in your mouth.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Swing low, sweet jewel-encrusted chariot, make me young again, make me well.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So fucking... PERFECT.
Added to fucking favorites.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ. This gave me a hard on.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 NMH reference
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-gulp-
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:12:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX, when I kissed her I pretended she was you.
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tee hee!
<blushes>
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a curious life we have found here tonight there is music that sounds from the street.
There are lights in the clouds. Anna's ghost all around. Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me, soft and sweet...how the notes all bend and reach above the trees!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:16:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
neutral milk hotel?
==
Yes, ma'am. I meant to mention that. What a great song.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
neutral milk hotel?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX, when I kissed her I pretended she was you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm confuzzled...moving on, what rating is it?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A-ffirmative.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Aliens" is required viewing if you want to get along with me. Not that getting along with me is necessary of course.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aliens? is that a good film? should i watch it?????? i was going to be "bob the newt" like i am in everything else, im not sure why i decided to be newty instead. i like people calling me bob :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop thinking about Newt from "Aliens" whenever I see your name.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this thread makes no sense to me....tis funny though
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT BROWN?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT TUNA?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CANNED HEAT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks guys.
Anansie- Fiction? I mean..YES..fiction. I was hoping someone would recognize my musical reference. I meant to mention it was NMH at some point.
Gofer- I had to google that to see who it was. But it's interesting in that I almost used an Iron and Wine song for the excerpt in this one.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mary, carry your babe
bound up tight like lips around a whimper
your fingers over my face
blind eyed Samson driven to the temple
and night birds digging until dawn
freedom hangs like heaven over everyone
ain't nobody knows what the newborn holds
but his mama says he'll walk on water
and wander back home
mary, carry your shame
well past all those eyes across the avenue
fish heads running from rain
you know i'll do anything you want me to
lamp oil lovers may say
"freedom hangs like heaven over everyone"
ain't nobody knows what the newborn holds
but his papa's going to hide shaking gristle
and shaking like bone
mary, carry my name
hoof marks hacked up all i had to offer you
looked all over this place
lost your portrait lately when the winter blew
in like herod and them
freedom hangs like heaven over everyone
ain't nobody knows what the newborn holds
but a dollar says he'll lick that devil
and do it alone
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have to admit I got a little carried away by this.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was sweet.
Cornflower blue used to be my favorite.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't believe you had no Cornflower blue in your box.
Otherwise this was interesting, Leg.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 coz you're a sweetie
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I just came a little.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the way this is structured and the way it reads. It doesn't bang you over the head and it isn't overt or dirty.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:09:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:07:49 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:05:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the kind of smile that men write songs about.
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Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smiiiiile and you use it ooooooonly for meeeee.
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A Semisonic lyricdrop?
I did not just see that.
Tell me. I. Did not. Just. See that.
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*sorry*
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why the use of asterisks?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I recognized it didn't I? THE BLAME IS ON ME.
Reminds me of college. Where's my old Fastball album where I need it?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:07:49 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:05:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the kind of smile that men write songs about.
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Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smiiiiile and you use it ooooooonly for meeeee.
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A Semisonic lyricdrop?
I did not just see that.
Tell me. I. Did not. Just. See that.
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*sorry*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:05:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the kind of smile that men write songs about.
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Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smiiiiile and you use it ooooooonly for meeeee.
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A Semisonic lyricdrop?
I did not just see that.
Tell me. I. Did not. Just. See that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Les-bi-ans?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the kind of smile that men write songs about.
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Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smiiiiile and you use it ooooooonly for meeeee.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wayhey! that was cool
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:52:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG AUTO +2 NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL...
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Good eye, girl.
Keep NMHin mind for the near future. I think. Maybe. We'll see.
Just be vigilant, ok.
This needs more Emil Muzz, but besides that it's cool.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG AUTO +2 NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL...
Just kidding, it's actually for the LESBOFICTION.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, guys..nice comments from big time writers I admire? I didn't expect it. I'm flattered, really.
Shlong- nice girls don't chow and tell. Use your imagination.
Sico- I hope everything comes out alright.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though this isn't my cup of tea and I wanted to rip my eyes out while reading it, I finished it because it was good nonetheless. Now, after reading this post, I must make a poop. I sincerely wish that I don't have to use more than 8 squares total for my wipe.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:11:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 GOGA
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And for this being cool, of course.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fan-freakin'-sweet.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
arrrgggh
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 GOGA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because this was good.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because it's been a whore's age since you've posted.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Nice
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 11:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you chow the beave?