10 Stupid Things to Sell in an Online Auction! (518 hits)
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Submitted by http://www.nowthatshumor.com (View user info) at 2006-11-06 12:10:07 EST
10. Your self-published e-book titled "How to lose millions on the stock market." (Who hasn't tried this)
09. Your ex-girlfriend. (She always was worth a good dollar or two, even if used and abused!)
08. Your old toothbrush. (Sharing is caring!)
07. An autographed copy of your poem titled "Things." (I'll pass on this!)
06. Your nephew's blankie. (Hopefully under 14 to have lack of semen stains!)
05. Pirated copies of Barney sing-a-long videos. (You know you have one!)
04. Your old, beat-up VW Bug (with engine neither in the front nor back!)
03. Your old computer hardware. (someone always needs a 28.8k modem!)
02. Your old wedding ring. (Or your mothers, hey maybe she lost it!)
01. Your pet monkey's offspring. (You better not be the father!)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:19:11 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:13:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-12 16:04:44 EST (#)
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har har ruined it
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:28:57 EST (#)
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worst evarrrr w00t!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-10 18:14:03 EST (#)
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worst ever material here
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:21:03 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Sandecki
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:00:49 EST (#)
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You have a chance at making history here...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:49:47 EST (#)
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jesus this was dreadful
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:41:36 EST (#)
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Filename.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:38:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:23:30 (#)
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this belongs in a shitty email forward
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no it belongs in a skip
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:23:30 EST (#)
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this belongs in a shitty email forward
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:20:21 EST (#)
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101) your crappy website (who likes exclamation marks too much?!)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:19:35 EST (#)
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Please sell off this account. Now.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:16:10 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:21 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:19:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:16:10 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:21 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:16:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:21 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:15:43 EST (#)
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I actually have no problem seeing this on Worst Ever.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:15:27 EST (#)
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YOUR PARANTHETICAL COMMENTARY WAS FABULOUS
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:40 EST (#)
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what is this?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:35 EST (#)
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Seems as though you don't know how to let a good thing be. Fuck off and die.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:14:21 EST (#)
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please go kill yourself before i have the chance, it'll be less painful for you
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:13:55 EST (#)
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I wish you were dead.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:13 EST (#)
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May I suggest your user account?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:12:05 EST (#)
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Looks like you labelled this 'humor'.
Why?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:11:57 EST (#)
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Rating this a -1 is my good deed for the day.
Fuck it, I just changed my mind.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:11:21 EST (#)
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Sucks.