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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-11-06 12:49:10 EST


you long necked giraffe looking freakazoid....

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Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-25 02:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off and die.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-08 07:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:16:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

we suck we suck we suck


Crap defence


Crap strikers

Mediocre midfield


Keepers injured

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Needing penalties against Watford? Shameful old chap.

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-11-08 07:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's my 3rd year next monday. How fucking sad am I.
>sigh<

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ROFLMAO "temporary mix up"

I love the scouse. They're all such liars and thieves.


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mkay

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 00:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED THE BANANA BREAD RECIPE

Now, I give to you my killa banana bread recipe. I am transcribing it WORD FOR WORD from my own handwritten recipe, which was done with a calligraphy pen and is covered in miscellaneous splatters and drips of questionable origin.

Not a word will be changed.

===========
Pimp-Ass Mothafuckin' Banana Bread

1/2 c. Crisco
1 c. sugar
2 eggs, assualted
3 nasty bananas
1 tsp. baking soda
2 c. flour
1/4 tsp. salt
4 tsp. milk

Mix that shit up, bitch! Then pop it in yo' cocksuckin oven at 350 for a muthafuckin' hour, yo. Yeah, dat's right.
============

I did not change a word. Don't make me post photos to prove it.
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post the photos.
=========================
Alright, I WILL
on Thursday.

SuperbPhotoThursday SPT!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO UNITED

Bolton got done, now Pompey. Early season high-flyers? They're nothing, I say!

GO UNITED

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-06 17:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GO BLADES

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*wimper*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not an insult it's a term of endearment.

you however, are a tool. that's an insult.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:07:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

says the fag.

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i swear someone's called a fag every other post. think of a different insult already!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

we suck we suck we suck


Crap defence


Crap strikers

Mediocre midfield


Keepers injured

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Will someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with Newcastle this year? 8 measly points? WTF?

I sat and watched them lose to Sheffield United 1-0 Saturday night. The announcer said they haven't won on their field (pitch?) since the opening match of the season. Why are they so awful? Is it because Owen's out, or are they really just that bad as a whole? They spend something like 5 million pounds to bring in Damien Duff and they suck.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't hate on your own people, bitch boy.

Follow your creed: "Don't hate, lube up and penetrate...........men"

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

says the fag.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i am a young pro, thank you very much.

i hate having no comebacks. admitting defeat is painful.

:(

i will just have to kill you.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 16:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know how to spell diseases that I don't have.

Clearly you're an old pro at it.

King's to you, Samara.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it also has the words one cunt in it but we all know that's a lie.


SYPHILIS - you retard. christ you think getting something like that from your mom would make it stick in your head.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:47:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2


I'd want you screaming and suffering, to be sure, but I wouldn't have your cries ruin something I'd written and recited. Oh no no. Maybe after you'd been severed and bled I'd dip a quill in your gore and compose an original piece: "Lines Composed Upon Noonie's Corpse - Reflections on How Even In Death She Cannot Shut Up (or The Death Queefs, They Call Still to Me)."

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This made me think of that episode of futurerama the "what if" machine showed Bender becoming human, and then when he died, the puffs of air coming out of his fat made the "woo" sound.

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This made me think back to the old Marvel comic line "What If..." and all the alternate realities it exposed and considered. Could be a good idea for this website. A series of "What If"s.

First one -- "What If Noonie Wasn't Such a Tramp and Didn't Carry Siphilys In Her Saliva?"

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Note to self: Noonie is a disease-riddled blowjob machine, and my state is better off without her in it.




AND DON'T BLAME ME FOR WANTING TO GO KNIVES OUT ON YOU. YOUR STATE HAS THE WORD "CUT" IN ITS NAME. I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 00:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

I REMEMBERED
I REMEMBERED THE BANANA BREAD RECIPE

Now, I give to you my killa banana bread recipe. I am transcribing it WORD FOR WORD from my own handwritten recipe, which was done with a calligraphy pen and is covered in miscellaneous splatters and drips of questionable origin.

Not a word will be changed.

===========
Pimp-Ass Mothafuckin' Banana Bread

1/2 c. Crisco
1 c. sugar
2 eggs, assualted
3 nasty bananas
1 tsp. baking soda
2 c. flour
1/4 tsp. salt
4 tsp. milk

Mix that shit up, bitch! Then pop it in yo' cocksuckin oven at 350 for a muthafuckin' hour, yo. Yeah, dat's right.
============

I did not change a word. Don't make me post photos to prove it.
---------

post the photos.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:41:44 (#)
Ranking: 2


I'd want you screaming and suffering, to be sure, but I wouldn't have your cries ruin something I'd written and recited. Oh no no. Maybe after you'd been severed and bled I'd dip a quill in your gore and compose an original piece: "Lines Composed Upon Noonie's Corpse - Reflections on How Even In Death She Cannot Shut Up (or The Death Queefs, They Call Still to Me)."

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This made me think of that episode of futurerama the "what if" machine showed Bender becoming human, and then when he died, the puffs of air coming out of his fat made the "woo" sound.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

note to self: virginia is full of all manner of necros, don't go there.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Psh. Like you'd still be alive if you ever had the pleasure of meeting me.
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lemme guess, you spout poetry until i'm forced to shoot myself to end the suffering?

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Taking your own life wouldn't be much fun for my scalpels and I, now would it?

I'd want you screaming and suffering, to be sure, but I wouldn't have your cries ruin something I'd written and recited. Oh no no. Maybe after you'd been severed and bled I'd dip a quill in your gore and compose an original piece: "Lines Composed Upon Noonie's Corpse - Reflections on How Even In Death She Cannot Shut Up (or The Death Queefs, They Call Still to Me)."

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine, I'll make an exception just this once (mostly because I'm afraid you'll be too rough with me if I don't submit).

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:33:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

um... i just searched his tranny/childhood memory post and i didn't see it so my bad on that one.

also, i don't usually check my own posts this far after unless i see them under most recently reviewed. but now i will go check and then humbly apologize.

or i'll humbly apologize now because i'll forget as soon as i press rank.
============
On your knees, whimper and beg, bitch.
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ha! yeah like i'm the bottom when it's girl/girl.

don't think so honey.

and i did forget until i read this. see?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PS somehow O-tron driving a box van doesn't surprise me in the least. I bet it's got no windows, either.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Psh. Like you'd still be alive if you ever had the pleasure of meeting me.
------

lemme guess, you spout poetry until i'm forced to shoot myself to end the suffering?
========
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

um... i just searched his tranny/childhood memory post and i didn't see it so my bad on that one.

also, i don't usually check my own posts this far after unless i see them under most recently reviewed. but now i will go check and then humbly apologize.

or i'll humbly apologize now because i'll forget as soon as i press rank.
============
On your knees, whimper and beg, bitch.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:29:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

what you mean virginians?
==
virginians, virgins, same thing

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I hate to break it to you coley, but I'm pretty sure it counts when you fuck your cousin.
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Ah'm out in Ory-gun and I ain't dun fucked no cousins. They's all been SECOND cousins. So THAR!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Psh. Like you'd still be alive if you ever had the pleasure of meeting me.
------

lemme guess, you spout poetry until i'm forced to shoot myself to end the suffering?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:29:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

what you mean virginians?
==
virginians, virgins, same thing

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Now, now coley.
Don't make me drive out to Oregon and paint the interior of my box van red with your blood too.
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Oh, are you from Virginia too? So sorry. Present company excluded, of course.

Unless that tempting offer had nothing to do with my comment; in that case I'll say "why thank you, I'd love to have you over for a visit".

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is why Anansie rocks.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:20:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

What the hell, katy. I went through all that trouble to get you your recipe on Sunday, as promised..typed it all up.. shit I even DESCRIBED THE PAPER IT WAS INSCRIBED UPON!
I not only put in on Otron's he-she post, I also LINKED IT to your most recent post.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEE

:'(
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um... i just searched his tranny/childhood memory post and i didn't see it so my bad on that one.

also, i don't usually check my own posts this far after unless i see them under most recently reviewed. but now i will go check and then humbly apologize.

or i'll humbly apologize now because i'll forget as soon as i press rank.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:08:32 (#)
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what you mean virginians?
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virginians, virgins, same thing

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I hate to break it to you coley, but I'm pretty sure it counts when you fuck your cousin.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:29:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:08:32 (#)
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what you mean virginians?
==
virginians, virgins, same thing

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Now, now coley.
Don't make me drive out to Oregon and paint the interior of my box van red with your blood too.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:27:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:08:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

what you mean virginians?
==
virginians, virgins, same thing

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:22:40 EST (#)
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Psh. Like you'd still be alive if you ever had the pleasure of meeting me.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:21:26 EST (#)
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rewrite that sentence so it makes sense.


and if i ever donate my body to science, i'll be sure to list you as one that needs quarantine and/or incineration due to exposure.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PS Sicosemen: since when do people care about "fair"? :D

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:20:43 EST (#)
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What the hell, katy. I went through all that trouble to get you your recipe on Sunday, as promised..typed it all up.. shit I even DESCRIBED THE PAPER IT WAS INSCRIBED UPON!
I not only put in on Otron's he-she post, I also LINKED IT to your most recent post.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEE

:'(

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would think that by the time men get to you they're hardly virgins, dear.

Even a tard boffs knocks his sister out and boffs her once in a while.



Someone should drug you and sell you to the CDC. The well of disease and potential antibodies floating around in your undercarriage would make doctor and biodefense tech alike weep with joy at the potential held within.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:08:32 EST (#)
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what you mean virginians?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 15:05:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:58:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:24:32 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:09:12 (#)
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coley where's my banana bread recipe?

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Way to look out for yourself on this, Jake's anniversary post.






Selfish Noonie.

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die.

i'm glad he's posting something that will make you look retarded.

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I guess I'd look like someone in your target demographic then, huh?

Short Bus Cradle Robber.


Try not to get any drool on their helmets, tardlover.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:58:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:24:32 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:09:12 (#)
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coley where's my banana bread recipe?

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Way to look out for yourself on this, Jake's anniversary post.






Selfish Noonie.

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die.

i'm glad he's posting something that will make you look retarded.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-06 14:22:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:23:01 (#)
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BLATENT CIRCLE-JERKERY!!
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Since when is that a bad thing? :-P

whoot whoot! Jakey

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:54:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag-a-thon below.
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Above and below. What we have is a cocklicker sandwich right here.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:38:29 (#)
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If I was ever to engage in gheyetry, it would be with Jake. He, of course, would be the lady in the relationship. Look at those womanly lips. Look at the slender body. The jaunty hat.



He's built to be a he-she.

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he-shes are hot. BRIAN MOLKO! you know im shocked it took me this long to mention him

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SCOURGE - CHECK EMAIL IMMEDIATELY


NOT FOR BUMMING

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:38:29 EST (#)
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If I was ever to engage in gheyetry, it would be with Jake. He, of course, would be the lady in the relationship. Look at those womanly lips. Look at the slender body. The jaunty hat.



He's built to be a he-she.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

do we care???????? no

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:30:33 EST (#)
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Yah congrats, anniversary posts are for fags. Nothing personal, but I give all these posts the same ratings and it shouldn't be fair that I break it for you.

Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lets talk about the REAL football, pronounced with a hard "o".... not that crap where the ball stays at your feet

go saints

(from louisiana

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:09:12 (#)
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coley where's my banana bread recipe?

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Way to look out for yourself on this, Jake's anniversary post.






Selfish Noonie.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:09:12 (#)
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coley where's my banana bread recipe?
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It's on the gay post, Katy.

I KNOW I KNOW WHICH ONE

HAPPY UV JAKE

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:23:01 EST (#)
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BLATENT CIRCLE-JERKERY!!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:16:28 EST (#)
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I expect a 3-year Uberversary post for me in January.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:15:18 EST (#)
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yay! jakeypoo!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:09:12 EST (#)
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coley where's my banana bread recipe?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:07:34 EST (#)
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Apollo, why do you always hurt the ones you love?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:04:00 EST (#)
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This hurt me deeply.


But also cheered me.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sweet.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SOCCER!!!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 13:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

where's the hockey?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done, Jake.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:54:50 EST (#)
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Fag-a-thon below.

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stupid bitch with a penchant for nonstop cockriding below!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Friendless pussy below!

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is incredibly gay and inconsequential.

... kind of like you, idiot.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-06 12:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Sheffield Utd. for the cup!


I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony