IWALP10: Penelope Cruz (870 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2006-11-06 18:28:33 EST
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:27:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:25:39 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:59:30 (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
what in god's name does that even mean
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Do what they taught you in school. If the parentheses confuse you, remove them temporarily from the sentence. It means the pics are nice, but I tend to agree with Pentameter that she looks like a moth. I think she quoted that once. Is that better? I'll give you a gold star if you understand.
shit now I get it, she really does look exactly like an insect, an insect that's hotter than any of the amorphous lumps who frequent this site
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:43:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:09:01 (#)
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So what you mean is, that celebrity women don't look as good in photos taken during their everyday lives as they do when they've had hours of photo prep time?
OH MY GOD LOOK YA'LL THERE GOES THE POINT!
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what is the point of making points? there is no point
she is still better looking that everyone else here
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:24:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:44:06 (#)
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http://media.skoopy.com/misc/celebs_without_makeup/
I'll direct your attention to the second to last set of pictures, and thanks for playing
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Those look like attempts to capture celebs at their WORST, which is no less misleading than all the makeup etc to make them look their best.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:03:08 EST (#)
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I'm not friend of everyone's favorite French-Canadian antagonist, but "in closing, STFU," was funny as hell.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:54:44 EST (#)
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He wasn't confused by your language.
It's just that it's not obvious what you meant by 'She looks like a moth'.
It's not self-evident. She doesn't have wings, or eat clothes when you leave them in your closet too long.
She's just really, really hot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:27:30 EST (#)
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Bitch should be a blond. Blonds rock.
This didn't even make my dick hard. Although, nothing does at my age,,,,,,,,,
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:25:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:59:30 (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
what in god's name does that even mean
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Do what they taught you in school. If the parentheses confuse you, remove them temporarily from the sentence. It means the pics are nice, but I tend to agree with Pentameter that she looks like a moth. I think she quoted that once. Is that better? I'll give you a gold star if you understand.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:22:56 EST (#)
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Um, excuse me, Caul? I have no self image problems. I'm far too old to play that game. I am getting married to someone who loves me, and am almost a mom. You don't know what you're talking about. I have made NUMEROUS positive comments about actual hot women on this site. If there's a girl who I think is attractive, I have NO problem whatsoever speaking my mind. Suck my balls.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:19:22 EST (#)
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shes hot but selma hayek is better.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:09:01 EST (#)
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So what you mean is, that celebrity women don't look as good in photos taken during their everyday lives as they do when they've had hours of photo prep time?
OH MY GOD LOOK YA'LL THERE GOES THE POINT!
*I am in no way implying that I think penelope cruz is not a hottie. My first comment here was only in defense of an uncalled for attack on Siren, but I must have forgotten where I was.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-06 21:08:39 EST (#)
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Oh wow! Thanks! I love Salma Hayek!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:56:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:52:56 (#)
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in that pic she looks average
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try to have a paparazzi on your ass 24/7 and look cool in every pick he takes.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:38:58 EST (#)
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did you do one of these for salma hayak?? if not you should.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:31:40 EST (#)
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queenashlee is stupid.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:00:38 EST (#)
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She's definitely pretty, but wouldn't be on my list.
I have no idea who WOULD be on my list.
*ponders*
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-06 20:00:34 EST (#)
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I'd stick it up her ass.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:55:04 EST (#)
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It's her eyes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:53:47 EST (#)
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OMG! YOU PWN3D ME SISTA!
that was so predictable, we all seen these pics before.
either way, before or after make up, most women here look like shit in comparison. i don't think a 12 hour session of make up could change your piggish face.
and we're not comparing bodies yet.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:52:56 EST (#)
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She does have a great complexion and a great body and a great smile... Penelope Cruz is a hottie. But facial expression aside, in that pic she looks average, not glamourous, and that was pretty much the point... I don't think any of those women are ugly (except britney spears, god i hate that bitch)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:51:44 EST (#)
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She's delicious. I heard a rumor she likes chicks too - I TOTALLY HAVE A CHANCE LOL
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:49:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:44:06 (#)
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http://media.skoopy.com/misc/celebs_without_makeup/
I'll direct your attention to the second to last set of pictures, and thanks for playing
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Some of them are hideous, but the only thing I see wrong with Cruz is an unflattering expression. She has beautiful skin.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:44:59 EST (#)
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Halle Berry seems to be the exception to the rule... that chick is ALWAYS gorgeous
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:44:06 EST (#)
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http://media.skoopy.com/misc/celebs_without_makeup/
I'll direct your attention to the second to last set of pictures, and thanks for playing
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:42:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:34:31 (#)
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Oh and FYI: That picture was taken after a full shift of work and an 18 year old makeup artist TRAINEE on her third day of work did my makeup. Not really an appplicabler comparison, you petty little dipshit.
I really should get a camera and take pictures of what I look like NOW.
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you are so angry. i just paid you a compliment, claudia
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:41:19 EST (#)
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i'm not high on the defensive, i'm in a super mood today in fact.
you just sound like an idiot. you really do.
but we're used to the weak character of uber women when it comes to their physique.
ANY WOMAN ON UBER, BODY AND FACE ASIDE OF COURSE, COULD LOOK JUST AS HOT!
laughable.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:34:31 EST (#)
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Oh and FYI: That picture was taken after a full shift of work and an 18 year old makeup artist TRAINEE on her third day of work did my makeup. Not really an appplicabler comparison, you petty little dipshit.
I really should get a camera and take pictures of what I look like NOW.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:31:09 EST (#)
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I dont care for chicks with mustaches
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:30:35 EST (#)
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Wow, Caulaincourt, high on the defensive today aren't we?
You'll notice I didn't discredit the beauty of Ms. Cruz. She's a very pretty woman. What I DID do was respond to your needless attack on another woman, who DOESN'T have the benefits that allow celebrity women to look like this. And, unlike you, my statement was at least educated; as a trained makeup artist, I have with my own eyes seen and with my own hands caused ordinary, plain looking women transform into head-turning near goddesses thanks to makeup tricks, a good hairstylist, and good photography/digital enhancements. It's really not necessary for you to attack me, or anyone else, for not being perfect specimens of the human form, or for having a different perception of beauty than you. You may be pretty, Alain, but you're not THAT pretty.
OMG HER TOENAILS ARE CHIPPED
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:27:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:23:21 (#)
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you were right, you are Claudia Shieffer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38489
rofl
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:26:21 EST (#)
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I find her to be very unconventionally beautiful. Her eyes are so big and gorgeous; and I like her nose. Plus, she has the hot accent. If I was a lesbian, she'd be on my list too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:23:21 EST (#)
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you were right, you are Claudia Shieffer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38489
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:20:25 EST (#)
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Hey! That looks like one of MY old ball pythons that Penelope is wearing like my cock around her neck.
I miss Steve and Eddie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:18:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:08:31 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:05:15 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:59:30 (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
what in god's name does that even mean
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it means "I'm ugly so I need to make obscure comparisons to degrade chicks that look a million times better than me"
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Hate to break it to you boys, but body aside (and please, save the fat jokes, they're no longer even remotely applicable) any woman here could look that good after 3 hours ine hair and makeup with professional cosmetolegists and aestheticians.
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Um...no. Really, no.
Do you think we don't know that makeup and computers enhance pictures because we are 'boyz'?
If anything, we are less biased than you are because ugly or ordinary women always use this "guys guys, you are so gullible, this woman has make up! i could look like that! look at me instead!"
in closing, STFU
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:08:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:05:15 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:59:30 (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
what in god's name does that even mean
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it means "I'm ugly so I need to make obscure comparisons to degrade chicks that look a million times better than me"
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Hate to break it to you boys, but body aside (and please, save the fat jokes, they're no longer even remotely applicable) any woman here could look that good after 3 hours ine hair and makeup with professional cosmetolegists and aestheticians.
That snake pic is cool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:05:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:59:30 (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
what in god's name does that even mean
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it means "I'm ugly so I need to make obscure comparisons to degrade chicks that look a million times better than me"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-06 19:04:23 EST (#)
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obviously very very pretty, but not my favorite.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:59:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
what in god's name does that even mean
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:52:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:43:09 EST (#)
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Pretty pics, but I have to agree with Pentameter (I believe she said once) that she looks like a moth.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:36:15 EST (#)
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WE COULD OF JUST GOOGLED HER PITCHERS IF WE WANTED 2 C THEM? R U A LESBAIN!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-06 18:32:22 EST (#)
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I like her.