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Submitted by hug-a-friend (View user info) at 2006-11-07 00:00:32 EST
I would like to be your friend.
(I would like to stab you)
I would like world peace.
(I would like eternal conflict)
I would like a vanilla ice cream cone.
(I would like to saw my tongue off)
I would like to live amidst palm trees.
(I would like to make company of bums)
I would like Captain Crunch.
(I would like crunching skulls)
I would like universal reconciliation.
(I would like neverending lamentation)
I would like some sunflowers.
(I would like famine to ravage, unrestrained)
...
I would like to be your friend.
:)
User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-06 15:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2007-04-06 10:49:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Waste of time and space.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 09:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the cute pic
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not sure.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Barbarian King: "Conan! What is best in life?"
Conan the Barbarian: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
Group of Barbarians: "MMmmmHmmmm".
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-07 05:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-07 05:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's why my hands burn in the holy water
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like dual narrative poetry...better out loud though
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
undergod. heh. undergod.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUPERFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
exactly. finally my point is understood.
Submitted by maximus44 (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf-booooooooooooo!!!!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting....
and it could have been a hell of a lot worse
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YayE! I want to saw my own tongue off too
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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