Shit Post Tuesday! Which Uber User Makes You Swoon? (+ Camwhore! :D) (1218 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.28 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by McLegs (View user info) at 2006-11-07 00:04:29 EST
swoon (verb): to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy
O-tron once said that every post of mine has a camwhore in it, so I figured I would keep in line with that.
I'm copying an old post from Merlina where we left sweet, sappy, shitty messages for our fellow Uber users. Now I'd rather know not who you love, but who makes you swoon? Who do YOU want to make rape to?
Oh, if only you weren't 17....
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The answer to that question is classified information. :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 12:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like bajiners
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-23 06:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ctrl+F
"thorpe"
*cries*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-23 05:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:27:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen way larger eyebrows.
No comment on the swoonage.
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like jake?
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Bint.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-23 03:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or you, of course..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-23 03:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blinkish, without a doubt
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-10 11:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not this
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-07 19:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
women make me swoon.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, knife in her life
u have the wonderfulest phrases
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:18:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh wait, i forgot to mention a few other swoonworthy members:
BadAssJulie!
Method
Sicosemen
GodChicken
Haboob (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
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baj rhymes with vag.
ass jungle.
would photograph the event and post it therefore disqualiflying himself.
tree humping muppet
hawt.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I already swooned who I wanted to swoon by putting my knife in her life. If I got drunk enough I might consider bashing Julie's vag, possibly pents', gnarls' or even some girl that I'm too lazy to bother looking up in the directory.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SICO! I demand you tell me who is swoonworthy, you cunt
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't know how I feel about this...I guess a few of you broads are swoon worthy...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 12:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oops...sorry.
I guess I just expected MY picture up there.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy! Be nice!
Or no beej for you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's the faggot wigger?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 11:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh wait, i forgot to mention a few other swoonworthy members:
BadAssJulie!
Method
Sicosemen
GodChicken
Haboob (weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass julie. and caulaincourt
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen way larger eyebrows.
No comment on the swoonage.
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like jake?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:12:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty
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You stole my answer.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beeb.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-07 10:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-07 08:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-07 07:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
me
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No me.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I looked in a mirror today........
and came..........
twice
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-07 06:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha Ha fabit. Rabbit. I meant rabbit. oh-hahahe, hahaho - typo.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-07 05:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:48:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy horndog action. Take a third? We love parties.
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this is this individual's first review, evar.
Scary
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I think you'll find this is PIB.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-07 04:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm better looking than him; my beard is superior.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he's a good shit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-07 03:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he wears gloss
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
really, or being fecicious?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boredom.
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2006-11-07 02:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you have to shave your eyebrows to prevent the unibrow.
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 01:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my authentic friend nowicki gets so much shit. got any advice?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:45:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy horndog action. Take a third? We love parties.
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this is this individual's first review, evar.
Scary
Submitted by Juden (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy horndog action. Take a third? We love parties.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:16:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do him.
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DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THIS SHOCKING??
me neither.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:10:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do him.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The dog looks shocked. Caught off-guard. Like he was doing something he shouldn't have been doing and now all the other dogs will be disappointed in him.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PS if I said who I'd like to make rape to, they'd know it was coming, therefore there'd be less squirming and yelling "no" and it would be way less fun when I actually did it.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're such a vain motherfucker, mr. balloonhead
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen way larger eyebrows.
No comment on the swoonage.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That man has the largest eyebrows of any I've seen in some time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
me
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry about da bears, beeb
i told u they sucked
better luck next year! =D
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD DAMNIT LEGS!
You make me swoon :)
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BEASTIALITY IS WRONG
FOR SHAME
BACK TO MOTOBEMBUPU FOR U
GO BEARS WEEEP???
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I ment to plus 2 sorry
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not you, legs!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh jeebus
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-07 00:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fagot